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nunsandbongsjesusanddongs: multidjc: j-ckie: romamochi: profmth: Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history. i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG I’m not even sorry this always makes me laugh
cinematicreality: dicaprion: Leonardo Dicaprio won’t eat his cereal x IT’S BACK He’s just like, “The fuck is this? I asked for an Oscar, not this shit.”
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: A GIRL JUST POSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM IM LAUGHINGGH SO HARD moisturise me
zombiepenguins: geometricdeathtrap: is this real life Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide
jose-md: childpuncher: kingjaffejoffer: “Fuck this one person in particular” - God Did… did he just get struck by lightning twice…? Contrary to popular belief, it’s not impossible, merely astronomically unlikely.
fearingfun: monasticmaestoso: please watch this it’s only 38 seconds long Yes! Oh my gosh, I haven’t seen this in years! I hadn’t seen this before today, and I never want to see it again. Just… what drugs were they on?
failturd: the first joke ever recorded was a dick joke Not just a dick joke, but a dick joke that makes you think it’s a dick joke when it isn’t.
tachyhydrite: arminiously: pillowbedhead: lucky-lucy-of-the-stars: pillowbedhead: shitsandgigglesmotherfudger: ask-carla-jaeger: pillowbedhead: oops [[OOPS???….WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY ╥﹏╥????…..]] OOPS?! NO, YOU DONT JUST MAKE
datcatwhatcameback: I don’t know how Obama has managed to keep the wool over people’s eyes, but I think it has something to do with being black and a democrat. Alright, time for a fact breakdown. First of all, the folks at the IRS were just doing
foxyboxyblog: I had previously thought the horses in Frozen were just groovy-looking fantasy horses. NOPE! Apparently they’re Norwegian Fjords, and they really do have a black stripe in their manes. They also really, actually, do crazy-awesome haircuts
unusually-pretty: Found this little gem. Houston, New Orleans, and Tampa are just like, “Winter? Dafuq is that?”
taberisms: theauthorman: tommyoliverblogs: grue3: Filly dance party! TOO…FUCKING…CUUUUUTE I’m pretty sure that Filly Bon Bon is literally just Twist with Bon Bon’s hair pasted on. OH MY GOD LOOK AT PRESH BABBU DERPY! SHE DOESN’T KNOW
yue-tama: so i saw this chart on facebook and im—- I just use my index finger. 0.o
facts-i-just-made-up: Delicious Durchsichtigwurst One of the rarest known sausages, durchsichtigwurst is made mostly from ground jellyfish meat and looks completely clear. Durchsichtigwurst is described as tasting somewhere between calamari and bratwurst
datcatwhatcameback: can-you-feel-the-prussia: Did you know we’re actually NOT Nazi’s and there’s a lot more to our history than just Hitler? Did you know a lot of Germans were forced into supporting Hitler because otherwise the Gestapo would
tastefullyoffensive: Sochi Problems [yahoosports] I’d just like to correct something real quick. Specifically that first tweet. “Good news: I have internet. Bad news: It’s dangling from the ceiling and I can’t use it unless I
postcardsfromspace: cedreau: Just something that happened to me at a convention a while ago that stuck with me, and finally decided to doodle after reading Gingerhaze’s recent post. I’ve had the incredible luck of living in a city where women in
the-endisuponus-fandoms: arminiously: thatenglishchap: gazzymouse: dartranna-alurath: rtgeary: Source I HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE What country is this where the trains are actually polite enough to stop instead of just running you over??? I’m
fiero123: I know I said I was gonna just do Valentine’s Day stuffBut LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL CAR I’m wondering if it’s beautiful because muscle cars, because orange, or because Jägermeister.
2-sly4-u: westdick: people just don’t like Texas Texans don’t like Texas man I am a Texan, and I actually do like Texas. I absolutely despise most fellow Texans, however.
charcoalfeathers: iamohjay: what irl glitch Ugh, the machines really need to step up their game. The Matrix has just become INFESTED with clipping problems lately.
reggae-airhorn: i just logged on can yall stop
chaz-gelf: sixmilliondeadinternets: Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.
nentindo: read this entire thing Ahh, that fucklenut that got butthurt because someone on DA was drawing r34 of his waifu. Some people just need to let it go, I swear.
zombiepenguins: beaufortplace: Pocahontas (1995) Songs Disney (x) At first I read “Savages” as “Sausages” Glad I’m not the only one. That “v” just looks so much like a “u”, which causes me to mentally place an
korrarity: iconic I love how Zuko never questioned that: He’s just like, “So much crazy shit has happened that that is enitrely possible.”
hotelvalentine: JLo posing with graffiti that says “brony” Pretty sure that said Bronx, and the image just didn’t show the whole thing. Still hilarious as fuck, though.
wafflesforstephanie: miss-love: I just want to bring this backwhile we’re pretending girls in nerd culture don’t have it bad NATALIE PORTMAN was accused of being a “fake nerd girl”THIS IS HOW FAR THE IGNORANCE GOESIT GOES THIS FAR Always
carryonmy-assbutt: dylan-oscream-my-name: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity : Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom I don’t care, I’m gay. wins I love the rhymes in the left-hand
verypunnyhorse: The first pun was submitted by Idrawmort! And then I just took it too far. Dammit Rainbow, show some respect for the dead. Of corpse, it’s going to be hard, but stiffen up and give it a shot, at least.
zombiepenguins: onthesideoftheotters: johnnyb94: itsalwaysdarkest—beforethedawn: slickdeuce: abnest: nightshadedusang: crystalive: taylorswifthecreator: new pope THE GUY IN THE BACK JUST NODS AT THE KID like, ‘yeah you can totally sit there’
nevertoomanyspiders: “what the hell man” You could’ve just… I dunno, shot me, but instead you threw the fucking gun! That shit could’ve hurt, damn it!
alicethedragonvalkyrie: hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift: Whenever people tell me subs are always superior to dubs, I refer back to this scene. OMFG Okay, that just raised the Ocean Dub up considerably in my eyes, but I still absolutely despise it.
officialunitedstates: it’s like defusing a bomb The only way to know what the correct link is is to mouse over each one, read the URL at the bottom left, and hope to God that you don’t open anything just by mousing over.
yuki-menoko: This will always be my favourite FUCK Joey. Just… No. I hate that little dumbass and his half-retarded Rattata. LET THE DAMN THING EVOLVE, AT LEAST!
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a gif war (just for fun)
deepfriedtwinkie: mommamorte: tehfawx: teratocybernetics: idlnmclean: winneganfake: mrrmq999: Inside Lightsaber!! OK, now normally, while I’m a Star Wars geek, I don’t tend to reblog a ton of SW stuff. This, though… this just had me drooling
it-all-started-with-amouse: disneydailly: favorite disney quotes This part made me laugh so hard at the drive in Honestly, though, I really didn’t like this movie. It started off just fine, then Oz gets to… well… Oz, and then BAM!
stabbybutt: Im at a party at a friend’s place Im scared Bitch, you just jealous of my super saiyan swagger.
zombiepenguins: Covergirl Reminds me of what would happen if somebody dumped Glaedr in a vat of glitter and just let him fly.
jack-frost-froze: mrfalling12345: OMG WHAT DID I DO!? For mobile just hold the reblog button I LEARNED A THING
aviholic: lanaatdelrey: uncensoredhijabii: the-real-t-nasty: -teesa-: 3.24.14 omfg fucking idiots i swear Jon’s expression is dry af. His patience been expired. AMERICAN MEDIA MAKES ME PROJECTILE VOMIT. It’s not just American media.
erics-idle: The Riker: Lift leg over back of chair Sit Resume eye contact Carry on the conversation as if you didn’t just sit down in the most boss way possible I never noticed that until now. 0.o
givemeinternet: Ninja transmission. *ahem* That is the hilt of a katana, not that of a ninja’s sword. The difference is easy to tell because of just how goddamn ornate that thing is. TRY AGAIN, SIR.
carnevore: even autocorrect knows what’s real and what’s not Apparently not. All of them are a form of hate, not fear. And all of them in that form, are real. Just look at your average sjw’s tumblr. =P
I have always found the post depicted in that second image to be utterly fucking retarded. These are the people who claim to be fighting for equality, and then they turn around and spew hatred for specific groups. Just… no.
I think Damion Scott is going to pull off the big Ghost Rider fight/team-up next month just fine considering how awesome he made Robbie and Johnny look this issue. Rock on, Felipe and Damion!
mysteriouskaos: Happy Birthday Echorelic! Just found out like hours ago it was your birthday, so sorry, but here you go, as you requested, our OCs having a cute moment together! Awww, Kaos, this picture is AMAZING!!! I can’t believe has fast you
all my future homesmut will have 500% more Weed and everyone will have to deal with it, characters just blazing it CONSTANTLY
It has been a little while since I started on this, I think it dates back to August of last year, but the low simmering evolution of this piece is more than worth it, I feel. I have learned so much since I started on this piece, not just about writing,
itaslow: ...TAKE THIS It’s funny how I ended up making this image just a few weeks ago, for a completely different reason.
30minchallenge: Okay we all know she’s supposed to be absorbing magical essence. But green is like the worst color for that. It just looks like she’s smelly. It still bothers me that not once during the movie did they ever actually say Aria’s
madnesswithreason: Traditional stream. Thought they came out pretty solid. The first three are request, last one is just some Indian Victorian aesthetic I love. Look at that goofy fucker. I’d like to thank the dude bros who always keep me company.
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