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psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
koalasrdelicious: ok this really started as something serious.. then me and wahrsager started talking and it just turned into a big joke. I-I’m really sorry for this. i rushed through it pretty fast. NOT FUCKING SORRY THIS IS GLORIOUS OMFG
Okay while I wait for answers I want to claim my throne. I’m the Princess of not finishing anything at all. I have not been completely open about me having instagram on my blog. So if anyone’s wondering what else I’m doing, here are
modbec: I’m not sorry. GOSH DARN IT REBECCA! XD YOU HAVING FUN?? XDXD Sheesh, I don’t even know what to say XD
I’M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED OR WHY EVERYTHING HURTS, BUT I TOLD YOU I’M A PART OF THIS BLOG!
cldrawsthings: uhm so just a psa please do not claim ANY of my gemsonas as your own even if you’re just joking. Those are gems i made for myself, they are MY children, and they’re very dear and personal to me, so i’d appreciate people not saying
After extensive research she has concluded that this joke is “on pointe”
Cartoon Universe: Gem placement is symbolic and indicative of personalities. It’s not random.Me, not an intellectual: Ow fuck I bonked my elbow again haha I’ll just plop that on my OCAlso me: I burned my lip with a cigarette once… yeah, stick
daily-bad-jokes: justthemailman: daily-bad-jokes: i like the diversity of followers i’ve got here! got people from all walks of life. furries. straight people. you name it. I didn’t know there were straight people on this site yeah they’re
anerdyfeminist: pangurbanthewhite: out-there-on-the-maroon: cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the
jaclcfrost: [jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
plavapticica: bryndonovan: I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written. This is a card I would actually buyFunny, no scat humor, no age jokes or sexist jokes, not creepily sentimentalA+
I’m not gay! I’m just so manly I like other men!
pearl-likes-pi: pearl-likes-pi:Why doesn’t anyone talk about the concept art for that gritty Lazy Town movie spinoff that got scrapped. Are they not aware. I was made aware of this and i can’t stop thinking about it IM NOT JOKING THE GRITTY LAZY
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
tripropellant: mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator: tripropellant: tripropellant: i’m 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is “this is a being of incredible power”. i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i’m
lol……. Someone had to say it. ***NOTE: If he’s into 13 yos he’s not a pedophile. Extremely misused term. Pedophilia is not related to any age, its related to physical development. Pedophiles like prepubescent girls,
dcu: The ending of ‘The Killing Joke’ is my favorite of endings. I like it for the fact that Batman finally snaps. If only Batman behaved the way he behaved in The Dark Knight Returns (not to be confused with the shitty 3rd Nolan film, mind you)
This weird lookin’ little guy is extraordinarily dangerous. Incredibly dangerous. I’m not joking he is really dangerous. Like no cute puns or jokes or anything this little freak is a monster in combat.
ask-patch: Processing question… Fatal pun found! Patch is not really tolerant to puns. Since she’s resistant to most paradox statements we had to make her incapable of processing most puns and dad jokes. Mom jokes are fine though. This is the equivalent
ask-poison-joke:Okay, not really a “real update”, but I really wanted to draw his full body for practice, and for showing it to you ^^ I hope you like it tho <3 <<Prev Next>>Cutie~! ^w^
enchillama: armin minaj someone once joked about nicki minaj playing armin WELL jokes on u what about armin being nicki minaj (halloween??? maybe. maybe just always)
SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK TODAY AND FREAKED BUT I KNEW IT WAS FAKE BEFORE I CLICKED THE LINK. NOT TO WORRY JUSTIN IS STILL IN TOOL!
Mora - Las Lindas - Wishing Well - Cartoon PinUp Commission Well, superstition is not that bad when you look at it from my angle :) This is Mora Linda, commission for @chalodillo. She’s the main character from his comic Las Lindas. It was a
jaclcfrost:[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
quiteliterallyhotsauce: Link Some of her responses And more That’s not a joke. Not funny. Not even remotely appropriate. Something very wrong here
Yeah, it’s a picture of a high sugar/calorie/fat food. Yeah, it’s something indulgent. No, eating it is not going to cause diabetes and I’m getting kinda tired of seeing the word flung around like it’s an insult. ANYTHING in
bpdtorchic:someone: why do u joke about dying so much me: because they’re not jokes, i’m literally always suicidal and my life isn’t worth living someone: ………….. me: *finger guns*
bpdtorchic: someone: why do u joke about dying so much me: because they’re not jokes, i’m literally always suicidal and my life isn’t worth living someone: ………….. me: *finger guns*
tripropellant: deadcorvus: tripropellant: i’m 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is “this is a being of incredible power”. i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i’m legitimately scared and impressed
Sometimes I’m not actually sure my brain functions, doesn’t stop me from using it, theres just consequences…
upsmoments: Between jokes and jokes at the party, she did not realize that her dress was transparently more than usual. Thank God nobody warned.
Yooo I would not want to battle it out with homeboy. He goes in. 😂😭 #obama #jimmyallanisprobably #gonnacomment #goingin #jokes #orangeisthenewblack #crying
timothydelaghetto: duhlias: are u fucking joking Look at his face, he’s obviously not joking one bit.
leebasampson: me, jokingly: i hate white people white person on anon: i didnt choose to be like this :( this is why we killed your ancestors and stole your land me, not joking anymore: i h
harvey91: rebeccaemilyxo: pepsiandtats: rebeccaemilyxo: I bought cute Christmas leggings today, aw I do love her bum Doesn’t everyone? (totally joking) You’re so not joking haha
dsudis:marril96:Fandoms lately. This isLITERALLYWhat the “dead dove do not eat” tag/warning means For the record.It’s not about the darkness of the content!It’s about “did you read the tags? I am not joking about the content, that is what
starshineexx: Tell Adam Sandler, Netflix, and Happy Madison that #RidiculousSix is not funny - its inexcusable. Native Americans are not hypersensitive. We are the first people to laugh at ourselves but this is not funny. Period. Native American women
@ anon #1 : Those episodes were definitely some of the best! And gosh not to mention the way the scenery was drawn in some of them was simply breathtaking, such as the beautiful ocean landscape during Eridan and Feferi’s episode. But I can’t
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
i will now form the weiss booty protection squad, i can not let such an offence slip by