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hotintensefucks: http://hotintensefucks.tumblr.com/ It started out as a joke with me sitting on my uncle’s lap. Then I felt him get hard and push against my hole. Then he pulled me back and kissed my neck while he thrust into me.
lonbri-dondge: working on stuff. man this Zelda model is fucking annoying, i can’t manipulate it’s arms properly without it going full fucking spaghetti monster on me -.-’ UHM. “HER ARMS†NOT.. ITS ARMS…(im joking dont hit me)Ok for
iheartgot: He didn’t love me, he didn’t want me. He danced with me because he was kind and he didn’t want to see me hurt. He saved me from being a joke… on that day until his last day.
Senorita Skeletor - Cartoon PinUpApologies to the fearsome Lord Skeletor for making this thick senorita, but this joke really needed to be done :)Did the inking and coloring part on stream. Join me next time if you want on https://picarto.tv/HugoTendazN
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\
So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish
ourfamilyfun: my sister had been teasing me all day walking around in front of me in just her bra and panties, but the jokes on her because that night when she got me off i had a massive load that she wasn’t ready for!!!!!!
Just a few hours until a new episode! From Storyboarder Raven Molisee: New Steven Universe episode tonight! At 6:30pm on Cartoon Network, you can catch the premiere of “Joking Victim”. Its another one from me and my dear partner, Paul. Please, enjoy!
agaricals: That joke backfired. Tell me he wouldn’t though. Please stop me from shitposting at 3 am
Come say hi to me on cam while I’m on! Tell me some jokes, let me fuck my face for you, it’ll be a good time :)
misswylde: Come say hi to me on cam while I’m on! Tell me some jokes, let me fuck my face for you, it’ll be a good time :) On cam again
davejade: sn64: analprolapsing: dampsandwich: there’s an udder lack of cow jokes on this website holy cow you’re right these jokes make me burgrrrrr with anger what kind of a cow makes that fucking noise
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
peefox:from now on anyone calling me dude on an online comment session is to be terminated in sight ok du-
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
hotboyproblems: my parents told me to stay away from strangers on the internet but jokes on them its the best thing ive ever done
~Support me on Patreon~I really love the current arc of The Adventure Zone so I stayed up late last night to draw my take on the characters~ Only listened to the setup ep once so I probably missed some details =w=;;
handsomejackisbi: me: i’m gonna stay up as late as i can playing video games my brain: you’re gonna be so tired in the morning tho me: jokes on you bitch im gonna be tired no matter what my brain: damn cant argue with that logic carry on
diegoandor-deactivated20171220: I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn’t see that the joke was on me.
fencer-x: matsuoka-lin:gettinglostinneverland:gettinglostinneverland:I joked about Sousuke having a crush on Gou and/or Gou having a crush on him.And then KyoAni gave me this and I don’t know what to think *_* You know what? I ship them. He can
western79th: HIGH SCHOOL CLASS MATE HE USE TO KICK MY ASS ALMOST EVERY DAY FOR BEING GAY HE HIT ME UP AND SAID HE WAS SORRY AND WANTED ME SINCE DAY ONE I ALWAYS HAD HIM FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY….LOL JOKES ON HIM NOW HE LET ME FUCK HIS ASS
youthanasic: thorinsmut: a blog: *follows me* me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them. guards: *drag the unwitting blog before
you-can-end-me-all-you-want:tonystarksproskater:meladoodle:Hi guys this is me doing some very immature jokes on TV this week. OMG She literally had me in tears!!!Her delivery of “your mum” fucking amazing 😂
jacobtheloofah: samuelsoro: moffathavemercy: fauxface: zeldalise: give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E i can give you a D I’ll give you an N and an O looks like the E is…missing this is literally the best fucking joke on
I can’t quite figure out who the storyboarders on “Joking Victim” are from the preview, but the bit where Steven is pouring all that soda in his mouth reminded me of that picture of Steven eating the Gems by Aleth Romanillos so maybe
raveneesimo: New Steven Universe episode tonight! At 6:30pm on Cartoon Network, you can catch the premiere of “Joking Victim”. Its another one from me and my dear partner, Paul. Please, enjoy!
I just realized I should’ve photoshopped my icon on that Peridot gif for that post. I completely missed the opportunity to capitalize on the joke. I’m so disappointed in myself
Rose: Gems, I gotta go on a very dangerous and important mission, all by myself. I’ll be gone a few days. Don’t follow me. *warps out*Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl: Oh, I hope Rose will be safe on this no doubt extremely dangerous mission that she couldn’t
Vampirella - Big Bat Problems - Cartoon PinUpGot Blood? :P——————Commissions are back. You can check the info HERE.If you want to support me and my art, but in some other way, you can get a print on Society6 or tip me
Miss Sara Bellum - Duty Call - Cartoon Pinup Sketch Mayor clearly needs DAT ASSposure :P——————Commissions are closed now. If you want to support me and my art, you can get a print on Society6 or tip me on Patreon
Edi Mass Effect - Cover My 6 - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Would you be 9 to her 6? :P——————Commissions are closed now. If you want to support me and my art, you can get a print on Society6 or tip me on Patreon or Ko-fi.
Marty Gardner - Cocktail - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Commission for https://twitter.com/gardnerverse of Marty Gardner showing her superb skill of mixing cocktails. ——————If you want to support me and my
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
Send me "It was only a joke!" for my character's reaction after yours has played a very cruel practical joke on them.
i-pleadinsanity: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: catherinedeneuev: Maxwell, I think Niles has it in for me. my first ever otp JOKES ON U TWO U FALL IN LOVE
spideryspiderygoodness: adorabletrainwreak: queersex: sub: dom me, tell me what to dome: brush your teethme: eat well me: go to bed me: treat yourself with love and respect jokes on you that’s what i look for in a dom @lagerbeta and @fantastigasmical
theongreyjoys: i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon
xrayeyesblue: Re-posts and original posts exploring the kinks lurking in The Hidden Recesses of My Mind One day, after making love with my gf she jokingly asked me to try on her smooth, pink, boyshort panties. I called her on it, and quickly slipped
realdowntomarsgirll: tzefira: highlitemami: framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s
alltimehoot: alltimehoot: i want a cute person who checks up on me everyday and sends me happy song lyrics and tells me they love me and messages me cheesy jokes and stupid puns and why cant i have this !!!!
whovian-all-over: connorstomacock: DON’T SNEAK UP ON ME AND TRY TO SCARE ME DON’T CLAP YOUR HANDS IN MY FACE OR SLAM DOORS TO SEE IF I’LL FLINCH DON’T LAUGH AT ME OR MAKE JOKES IF I DO FLINCH AT SOMETHING DON’T GRAB MY SHOULDER TO GET MY ATTENTION
someoneudontknow5: OH MY GOD GUYS MY DAD HEARD ME JOKING ABOUT ME HAVING STUFF WITH MY ART ON IT AND THEN TODAY HE BROUGHT ME THIS BOX WITH A TON OF STUFF IN IT AND I LIL BABIES ON MAGNETS GUYS AND THEN HE SAID HE GOT A FEW BUTTONS “A FEW”
bronyhood: marraphy: steveholtvstheuniverse: This joke caught me so off-guard. THIS JOKE MADE ME CHOKE ON MY WATER OMFG
hokuto-ju-no-ken: I went and dug out the issue in question because SOMEONE immediately called me out on discord and accused me of making shit up because I like boobs Jokes on you, bud Also Harley and Power Girl is a way more interesting dynamic than
lah-disputes:If you tell me you have a crush on me or you are admitting your feelings towards me Ill just assume you’re other joking or just trying to be kind js
ebrodevo: jaclcfrost: “boys won’t want you if you don’t shave” joke’s on you boys already don’t want me jokes on you i dont want boys
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
I'm glad I have a boss who always pushes me and tells me to own a house and car on my own and when I joke that I'll just marry a Doctor, he'll respond with "you don't need that". ♥ girls are holding it down better in 2012.
circlebutt: circlebutt: last night my brother thought it would be really funny to wake me up and tell me he heard someone tapping on the glass of the basement windows and doors so that i was too scared to fall asleep jokes on him i went outside with
guccimedusa: yeah tumblr’s shitty but i ain’t joking when i say being on here helped me grow from an ignorant internet “troll” to a mature and understanding adult. it educated me on a lot of things like racism, misogyny, abuse, etc. i met some
my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him it was ridiculous that he said he was working on his man tan instead of just saying tan it was really an absurd argument because it started out as me joking but he was so hostile and pissed
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
spatialheather: pomatos: retrogradedesigns: Stripe project WIP! Normally I’m not a big fan of stripes, but this design really grew on me as I worked on it They said I couldn’t do it in 2.5 yards. Jokes on them I even had left overs Is that a
tres-apples: today my rl friends made fun of me because i’m single, making stupid jokes, picking on me and laughing at me… how can i tell them that i had been dealing with depression and they just made it worst? they would laugh some more and tell
i think the lesson learned here is: dont joke abt bees or roses to me because even then the endless amount of old salt i have for them will rise and spill out of every pore on my body and the aftermath is no fun for anyone lol
