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I know this is intended as a joke but it makes sense to me. I could give a fuck how a mans hair looks. On the other hand I have a minor hair fetish and if women wanna obsess on their own hair then AMEN. XD
Wit. Sex. Landscaping. I so could have made this joke myself… I’m a little ashamed I never thought of it. =(
Ha. I love me a good math joke! ^_^
Hahahaha man…. any science joke ever = <3
Hahahaha. Best blond joke ever…
…. I enjoy the occasional lame meme, just like a really lame joke. So here.
……… I hope to the GODS this is a joke…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! New favorite american joke? I think so.
lol That’d be fucking scary. Dont even joke.
….. not sure if this is a joke or not…
…. that’s a fucking udder joke waiting to happen right there. *cock twitch*
Only an American… Im not even sure this is a joke… >_>
…… I had post this… its a pun… this is Tumblr. Don’t judge me. >_>
…….. I don’t even think this is a joke…
…. I have a sick feeling some Americans would literally believe this… Not joking.
….. tell me this is a joke.
I feel like there’s an even chance that this isn’t a joke… >_>
Love a good ostrich joke.
=_= I hope this is a fucking joke…
I’d laugh… but Im am literally, not joking at all, afraid this is the road we’re heading down. Not that specifically ^ but something equally as bad…
Classic joke.
I hope this is a joke…
Wow. So bad I had to post it.
You MUST be joking..
Like… come on. This can’t be serious. This is a joke. Right?
lol… Not really something I would joke about but still funny…
I still love chuck norris jokes…
… I know this is a joke, but this should be a real thing… there are… engineering issues if you have a larger penis…
godtricksterloki: innocent-69-mind: omg lmao I can’t even begin to tell you how much this made me laugh LOL. I say again, DON’T FUCK WITH MY PORN! YOU FUCK WITH MY PORN, YOU FUCK WITH MY FEELINGS!
prokopetz: theroseandthebeast: brucewnaye: Batman (1989) dir. Tim Burton #i’m so much looking forward to this chaotic sort of energy coming back to batman with pattinson #the ‘genuinely not sure if he’s joking or not’ bruce wayne energy #like
itsonlythesoaps: From EVE @allonswoIf as usual billie piper sits so comfortable like it’s her own couch in her house lmao same billie same –Photo of Billie Piper and David Tennant at Wizard World St. Louis April 2 2016
reverseracism: eclecticcookie: 90sdefect: tolbiac110: waitingforeldorado: Posting this here for those who would like to vote for a Democrat, just not the one that will screw us all over. Bernie Sanders seems like the best way to go. Bernie seems
incorrecttendershippingquotes: Ryou: Why do you always have to turn everything into a joke? Marik: Generally, it’s to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.
theongreyjoys: i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
Now women complaining about the “friend zone”? We’ve come full circle lmao
draggin-my-ballz: training the circus chimp husband (realized too late i misspelled ‘restaurants,’ joke #2 of this post lmao)
dynastylnoire: to-provokethought: skyetownsend: rad-unic0rn: dynastylnoire: theg0dshxt: dynastylnoire: skyetownsend: bunsforeva: teaforyourginaa: return2tiffanys: skyetownsend: Lolololol. A. Fucking. Joke. grossssssss lmao White people
blackademics: blackademics: Me: *says joke* Friend: “LMAO BRO I’M DEAD!” Me: *chuckles* “You dont know how dead you are nigga.” IT (2017)
meladoodle: Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us
my wedding cake is going to be a pizza Dominos? what kind of sick joke is this
jarulest: women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women* woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet* men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech
staatsgeheimnis: my life is the biggest joke ever lmao
stonedfaceman: I kno. It’s a joke, right?lmao
gingerfacekillah: when she likes the same music as you and laugh at your jokes
more specifically, there are people joking that Asami would or HAS taken advantage of Korra when she was disabled and think its “hot” like oh yeah wheelchair sex, and that’s so disgusting and i’m ashamed of whoever thinks that
my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him it was ridiculous that he said he was working on his man tan instead of just saying tan it was really an absurd argument because it started out as me joking but he was so hostile and pissed
HA JOKES ONE YOU, ITS ONLY 2 IN THE MORNING WHERE I LIVE HAHAHAHA I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY
Why you can't tell a knock knock joke to a dog
Grow up already, Jake. Sunny: Happy birthday, bro! You thought you weren’t getting shit from me today, didn'cha? Ahahaha - NO. Joke’s on you, motherfucker. I scrawled this piece of crap because you deserved at least this much. Your real
azrakan: I’d joke about how I’m not sorry, but then I’d be lying tHAT BACKGROUND
ikimaru: so everyone was like draW IT DRAW IT and I.. ok my inbox is full of jar of dirk jokes dammit guyss ahah aand added part 3 B) I’m not sure what happened #he’s free
itslikecranesinthesky: tastefullyoffensive: (via checka_bookout) This must be one of the longest running jokes in pop culture because this is still as funny as the first time we all saw monsters inc as kids
we made too many Texas jokes the other da y
geez, the last time I saw “the incredibles” beginning to end was in theaters and I was still too young to completely understand all the dialogue and ~adult jokes~ but it’s on tv right now and damn…this was a good movie
has anyone made the “sage is the zayn of team sssn” joke yet
yu-ki-oh: no joke there is an annual migration of literally TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TARANTULAS here in texas, apparently it used to get so bad that highway police would shut off sections of the interstate to allow the spiders to cross safely. the migration
jaune says 2 sentences and I’m already mad at him LMAO
when your class average (of 3 classes about 100 students total) for your first exam is a 55/100 because literally no one had time to finish the exam (it was like 20 pages long and we had an hour lmao) and your professor says he only takes “partial blame”
