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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
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“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive without you.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
