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r0sekanaya: filling out a job application “are you available for a Skype interview?” …. “no.”
xzalor: Job Application: Describe Yourself. Me: First things first, I’m the realest.
machine-gun-masqueraider: pinkbunney: Imagine writing this on job applications. The property values there must be absolute murder.
archionblu: gitgey: murderdonaldtrump: kaylapocalypse: transhansolo: houseofdraggle: xenobiia: On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.”Me: I don’t know what this means. I’ve
glumshoe:I really think there should be an automated “sorry, not interested at this time” alert sent out to all job applicants who don’t make the cut because the process of spending weeks checking your email and voicemail with gradually waning enthusiasm
localnativity: once on a job application i said that i had years of experience using a register turns out it wasn’t very helpful
unclefather:Don’t shop at best buy, AT&T or Sears. Not because there is anything wrong with their company but they rejected my job application and i’m a little mad at them.
pinkbunney: Imagine writing this on job applications.
shittyidea: Use your dealer as a reference on job applications
partyiningridsmouth: job application pictures
stonekidman: “If you promise to give me a recommendation on my job application, uncle Jerry, I’ll let you fuck my big tits like we used to do when I was sixteen”
youngenf: The job application required three photographs, one for regular office hours, one for casual friday, and another for meetings “after hours”.
weaintaboutshit: kaylapocalypse: transhansolo: houseofdraggle: xenobiia: On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.”Me: I don’t know what this means. I’ve never filled out a form
unclefather: Don’t shop at best buy, AT&T or Sears. Not because there is anything wrong with their company but they rejected my job application and i’m a little mad at them.
bagmilk: *puts follower count on job application*
cunnilingusbliss: job applicant — in the hot seat
kitsncrowns: Job application: Tell us about yourself! I am sad n smol and I need a reason to leave the house pls hire me
Winning job applicant.
The Gay Job Application
kaylapocalypse: transhansolo: houseofdraggle: xenobiia: On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.”Me: I don’t know what this means. I’ve never filled out a form that said that.
insomniac-arrest: remember, if the Holy Roman Empire could call itself literally all three of those things (Holy, Roman, and an Empire) while being none of them, you can lie on this job application and tell them you are in fact outgoing, positive, and
weneeddiversebooks: “Autism Isn’t a Dirty Word, But It Feels Like It Is,” Luna Luna Magazine “I check ‘no’ on the box for ‘Do you have a disability?’ on job applications. I didn’t sign up for my alma mater’s disability services while
i need to work on job applications but i'm just so damn tired. all i want to do is watch 1776 right now.
heyy–sugar: You know you’ve filled out too many job applications when your newest cover letter is a glorified version of “will be your bitch for ฟ/hr, PLEASE CALL ME”.
gingerbrownies: Job application FAIL!
aximili: online job application quiz: you are approached by a customer who is unhappy about an order they have placed and would like a refund, but you are very busy. what do you do in this scenario?me: (checking stats) i roll to seduce the customer,
nowlander:hobbular:Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:or
gitgey: murderdonaldtrump: kaylapocalypse: transhansolo: houseofdraggle: xenobiia: On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.”Me: I don’t know what this means. I’ve never filled
moonlandingwasfaked: online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die
3000s:3000s:hire me for just whatever[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much
pinkmanjesse: *starts paper the night before its due* *puts a date from several days ago to imply to teachers that i am a diligent student who knows how to manage my time wisely*
Me: goes to draw something and ends up filling out a job application Me: is this what it means to grow up
dispatchrabbi: copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must
not-that-bold: So I was filling out a job application for a pizza place in my city and and then it just kept getting better and better?????? jUST THE FACT THAT THEY USED THE WORD BELLIGERENT WHY ARE A LL OF THESE IN ALL CAPS??? ABSOLUTELY I
unclefather: Don’t shop at best buy, AT&T or Sears. Not because there is anything wrong with their company but they rejected my job application and i’m a little mad at them. Dude I worked at sears. Don’t do it. They’re hypocritical,
shaolinsuckerpunch: alison-shot-first: thefrogman: [Images via Huffington Post] I can’t even explain what this photoset did to me. I’m sitting in my kitchen with my mom, “filling out job applications,” and I just burst out laughing. My mom’s
Um the most confusing thing for mixed people filling out job applications. I can’t pick anything being half Irish & half Cuban. Too bad human isn’t an option 😒
the-goddamazon: unclefather: Don’t shop at best buy, AT&T or Sears. Not because there is anything wrong with their company but they rejected my job application and i’m a little mad at them. LOL
hot-patootie-bless-my-soul: anglicizedbasterdization: kaylapocalypse: transhansolo: houseofdraggle: xenobiia: On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.”Me: I don’t know what this means.
Remember that rant entry where I thought I made such a big mistakes in one of my job applications?!
me filling out a job application
family-jewels-fan-2: carpenter and his PLANE (JOB application)You Are Hired !
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