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“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m what people DO!”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
Threesomes solve everything.
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.”
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
