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Acid wash jeans, a cigarette, a flannel shirt, and a brick wall like she was about to do a set at The Comedy Cellar in Poughkeepsie. Jesus, could this picture be more 90s?!
calico-goddess: ohheyitsshanaj: datsweetberrypunch: slagarthefox: taquitobox: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… okay but like??? Jesus was born Judea, Israel.both of those depictions of Jesus are inaccurate??? because he’s
aspidelaps:#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
aliissy: sweetangelbutts: fiveocock: novakian: ipreferthemgay: HEEELLOOO DEAN LOOK-A-LIKE oops my photo editor slipped OMG MORE YES WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING WAS JENSEN IN SOME UNSPOKEN PORNO JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE FIND MISHA NOW PLEASE
rapicho: ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun
bella-clover: trollcatty: ninatendo64: terezisexual: sweet fucking jesus jfc can you imagine if that’s what pokemon was really like What the fuck is this shit? At least they got Piplup right?
aspidelaps: #that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
maclonna: killifishes: tru this is like stuff i would expect to see shared by my grandma on facebook Was jesus your plumber?
w300 replied to your post: jesus CHRIST i need chocolate cake lik… Spirit-cookie’s reblogs? yES usually i’m always in a state of “i want something but idk what it is” but i saw that cake and i was like YES THIS IS THE THING
nyr–dagur: chromolume: when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? it was only a kiss it was only
gaslightgallows: mxlxdroit: Good Omens is even funnier when you realize Gabriel is the angel who told Mary she was pregnant with Jesus Imagine this guy showing up to your house like, “hey guess what?” Mary: but how can this be since I am a virgin?
milqi:hogwartsconsultingtimelady:princesshamlet:princesshamlet:as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of
grimdorkjade: omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC AND IT CAME OUT LIKE I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH
setmyfrozenmindtothaw: I believe the person doing the closed captions stopped captioning the film and started captioning their internal dialogue.
slagarthefox: taquitobox: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… okay but like??? Jesus was born Judea, Israel.both of those depictions of Jesus are inaccurate??? because he’s Israeli. He’s neither White or Black????? P L E
joetheblogger: glauxpoetica: this is like marxist theory of labor jesus CHRIST 8:30pm on Cartoon Network got fucking real last night. How I saw life when I was young
meezy7: xiil3gendary: Well! This is my favorite moment of the new Sun Moon anime so far. I was NOT expecting anything like this but it made me laugh so hard. JESUS CHRIST you thought the other pokebears were scary~ lol XD
iridessence: i normally don’t care for gifs like this but i really thought jesus was going to pop out and tell me “no"
datte-before-dawn:hoofsie:Lyra likes having her hooves held, so why don’t you?Agh, jesus christ, I’m gonna be sick. Definitely do NOT follow this new blog that’s completely dedicated to pseudo-lewd hoof holding that was totally NOT made by me. That’d
andmonkeys: Who do you think is the enemy?
drfunk98: chudobs: esidisi: this one was good too it looks like a selfie omg give me a sec okay done
Also what the hell is this QQing on WP forums about tanking Eremes’? JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE, KHALITZBURG CARD ANYONE!? Also, shit like Exorciser, Resistant Souls anyone? Mind you, I was not too long ago laughing and squealing on my guild’s RC
tsumiray: Thanks for sharing that story karuna-tan ! LOVED ITT !! :D I was like “oooh I get the cute sleeping beauty stuffs squeee— WAIT A SECOND THIS JUST TURNED INTO PORN JESUS CHRIST REN WHERE IS THE GODDAMN WARNING” %D
mxlxdroit: Good Omens is even funnier when you realize Gabriel is the angel who told Mary she was pregnant with Jesus Imagine this guy showing up to your house like, “hey guess what?”
princesshamlet:princesshamlet:as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man
beggars-opera:princesshamlet:as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man
fridjitzu:sonysportswalkman: on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine judas: it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this
laughingstation: grimdorkjade: omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC AND IT CAME OUT LIKE I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH More FUNNY POST here!
otayurism: nikyforov: otayurism: nikyforov: “And maybe Yurio was loved by that god”…WHAT DOES THIS MEAN KUBO [x] YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS GRANDMAMUM SHANE. I WANT REAL ANSWERS CINNA. NOT FAKE NEWS OR ALTERNATIVE FACTS……COLD HARD CANON
WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS IN HD I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS. Jesus christ their eyes are like little planets stop plz no send helpakjsfdasd I CAN SEE ALL THEM LASHES! AND THEM EYES OH SWEET BABY JESUS! I COULD COUNT THOSE FRECKLES
juicymangosummerpeach: linrenzo: blvckzoro: pumpkinpiesky: shanellbklyn: Jiiilllll Golden My wife Lord Jesus I was not prepared i fell in love alll over again I don’t like this hair :(
popca: curvellas: bapgeek2geekbap: note-a-bear: Chris Hayes on Witness #40, who was clearly a plant pushed through by McCulloch What the…? This testimony reads like a bad script. This is actually terrifying jesus christ
sam-winchester-is-unamoosed: pollyplaytoy: libraryghost: jaredassalecki: WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS IN HD I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS. Jesus christ their eyes are like little planets stop plz no send helpakjsfdasd Dude misha has a bump on his cheek
artmender: meezy7: xiil3gendary: Well! This is my favorite moment of the new Sun Moon anime so far. I was NOT expecting anything like this but it made me laugh so hard. JESUS CHRIST THE ANIMATION ON ASH IS SO GOOD
the-absolute-funniest-posts: heyfunniest: i was wearing my friends jumper today which is like 2 sizes too big for me and my shadow looked like jesus i cant stop laughing ! Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
luna-moonsongs: goodsister—badsister: There was this really hot sub for my Eco class and i was just like JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL!
kittiezandtittie2: rapicho: ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun Being that he was Palestinian, I bet money that he’d prefer a Carl Gustav over
libraryghost: jaredassalecki: WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS IN HD I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS. Jesus christ their eyes are like little planets stop plz no send helpakjsfdasd
k1mkardashian: silver-tongues: k1mkardashian: i hate when you tell someone “i have a question for you” and they reply “i have an answer”. excuse you bitch, don’t get smart with me. i don’t like it. suppose the question was this: “an
seancodydirection: damn my freshman roommate in college was this super cute christian girl who was so sweet like i think she was born from jesus’ tears on the cross anyway one night i was 1000000% sure she had left to stay with a friend so i took a
hellugh: stoned-levi: sullivanthere: I went from this to this at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope… DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS
twowandsandadrink: touhou2k14: baby-snails: lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened no but dude like he had to really shove his face in there to have done that jesus chrsit was his face going towards your ass at quantum speed
eva-unitxvx: emptylungsblindeyes: History lesson. The image on the left is the Petrine Cross. It is called this because Peter believe he was unworthy to be crucified like Jesus was in the upright position so he requested to be crucified upside down.
world-of-giants: Okay so I usually don’t post stuff like this but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I was just googling images of Freyja and this happens.
disgustedoleak: incoherantwords: Apparently the Stevenbomb’s really were mistakenly uploaded…?? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CARTOON NETWORK. How do you make a mistake like this Jesus Christ. This just means a longer hiatus too… at least it was by CN and
neptvn: nattonelli: Felix Gonzalez-Torres - Untitled (Golden), 1995 i’m reading this book on felix rn and like crying bc jesus his art was so simple but every fucking piece is so powerfuljust… knowing this kind of art exists makes me want to be
ok so i met this hot guy online and hes like… the one for me… we have so much in common.. and we were having a nice time over skype and he was being teasey and jesus christ…. it was hot.. he shown me what his face would be like
s3lene: disneyismyescape: testsubjectb: This was my weekend JESUS CHRIST THIS IS GLORIOUS #no one convinces me to reblog cosplays like gaston (via enjolrate)
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