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salmonking: wowfunniestposts: #Martin Freeman: He won a BAFTA martin freeman what is wrong witchoo The fuckin’ Nosferatu … I lost my shit.
thismymargeyo: jesus christ in heaven look at this gorgeous example of pure pixel art mastery
orcas are the coolest shit and if you don’t agree you are wrong
princeofchaos: ninjawizard: kittykazoo13: “I’M GONNA RIDE THAT ASS LIKE IT’S THE ONLY ARK IN THE FLOOD.” Oh God Jesus, I’m dying… I’M GONNA RIDE THAT ASS LIKE IT’S THE ONLY ARK IN THE FLOOD I regret posting this all that time ago
failingconstellations: retr0philia: tilmylungsgiveout: why you wanna trip on me Jesus shit bless your genes what a babe damn
8bitchick: failbag: legdisabled: okonokos: jesus shit WHAT THE HELL dude That was fairly impressive.
garwalk: Metal Gear’s Yoji Shinkawa drew a Pacific Rim poster. Oh my shit.
cas-get-outta-my-ass: samlikesdeansbutt: mishstiel: goldtogreen: the boys in 1.01 vs. 8.02 jesus shit sam ate his former self It’s like they were pokemon and they evolved
This dudes too majestic for that shit
I tried using the BMI Visualizer, but when I entered the wrong weight and tried to correct it, something went horribly wrong! If this was a creepypasta, I’d probably wake up tomorrow with and extra head or something. Jesus!
chefjulienne: Spontaneous portrait of @mcsweezy‘s Nikita! aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOLY shit. look at this. looklook at that GOOD SHITTTTTTTTaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
purple-yoshi-draws:Belated Bornday Beauty Mark for @mcsweezyEdit: Forgot the beauty mark godammit fug i thought i reblogged this alreadybecause GODDAMN THIS IS NICE like HOLY SHIt man! This is fan fucking tastic!I hecking LOVE THIS
mystickyfingers: xlthuathopec: cslucaris-side-b: Part two of the Grimm Pyrrha commission from Greatcow. Great learning experience, this one. Naked thighhighs are the sexiest thing. Holy jesus shit your A R T TOO FUCKING BEAUTIFULGODDD BY THE
xlthuathopec: Haappppyy Holidays~♡ I purposely didn’t crop out the top ;3 ________ OH MY JESUS SHIT FUCKING H E L L
shinyseoul: sarangsarah: Credits to. Harper’s Bazaar | Shared by. Blue★Princez @ SJ-WORLD.NET Holy shit. god fucking dammit Can i take those pants off omg
blackrebelz: auntiewanda: cumbler-tumbler: star-of-wormwood: stfumras: Holy shit Racist Cartoon In Australian Paper they white-washed naomi osaka too, unbelievable This is outrageous. How can someone draw a cartoon like this in this day
blue-eyed-hanji: drinkyourfuckingmilk: when the danchou aint around (x) they fuckign would jesus shit
the-goddamazon: regretandchinesefood: afro-dominicano: talesofthestarshipregeneration: iwriteaboutfeminism: Activists react to Governor Nixon declaring a state of emergency. Part 2 of 2 Part 1 Monday, November 17th that last one tho. Jesus. shits
kada-bura: Photo-realistic paintings by Mike Bayne
stevita: imp: earthmantle: my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation I use “Crap on a Cracker” a lot but there’s also ‘Jesus
blckvsnry: ohreinababyy: diamondofftherocks: ohmysade: queen-nafisa: gvnkin: pomgorl: damn rashida this is too much lmao “Real niggas give real bitches pink eye”Yooooooo 😭😭😭😭 ^^^ that shit tho 😂😂😂 Tears LMFAOO omg
Now I understand why a lot of you hoes turn off your fan mail. Because fucking not blogs keep sending y'all spam mail. Jesus fucking Christ I get like almost 2 a day now
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
cosmonautcat: thegoodsonisbad: jesus shit technology owns life after mario 64? i dunno about that one, buddy
shootingstarsafterdark:jitterbugjive:JESUS SHIT TUMBLR WHY DID YOU THINK THIS CHANGE WAS A GOOD IDEAMY ADHD IS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AT THISWHY DID YOU SWAP WHERE THE POST AND CANCEL BUTTONS AREWHY DO YOU THINK A FUCKING DROPDOWN OPTION IS MORE CONVENIENT
noonies: siddharthasmama: 90% of me is wanting to get that bottom couplet tattooed on me, jesus christ. ^^^^^ i 1000% support this
theprincessladiesxinc: fuckyesfangirl: HOLY SHIT. Scale in kilometres.
fasterfood: did u kno that every church has a bell because that was the instrument jesus played in 7th grade band
snarg: jesus died for your sins so make sure to sin hard everyday or else he died for nothing
butts-with-bro-shades: saiderp: agentofprospit: derpekhale: lsdemon: infecting america it’s like i’m watching a zombie virus jesus christ The spread of an infection The Walmart virus the thing that turned my life into a nightmare
darksomeness: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s? advertising is important
ragtime-feline:fwips: polishallthenails: Sure, there’s nearly a thousand individually placed pieces of glitter on this mermaid mani but THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME CRAZY OK I JUST LIKE GLITTER Post is here holy shit wh a t the hell kind of inhuman patience
florence-midknight:Jesus, Marik…
All this shit
star-lord-bucks: twerkingderp: wtfml: navi-the-xenocide: mega-meister: So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged. Oh my sweet baby Jesus. The happiness I feel right now is amazing YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
polterghast: YO ANIME JESUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY
mechapuppy: worst-url-ever-of-all-time: FUCK PACIFIC RIM I WOULD DISMANTLE EVERY FUCKING JAEGER AND DISMEMBER EVERY FUCKING KAIJU WITH MY GODDAMN BARE HANDS IF THEY WOULD MAKE KELOID INTO A FUCKING MOVIE I STOPPED BREATHING I CAN’T DO THIS HOLY SHIT
memyselfandshit: destresseddamsel: destresseddamsel: I own 478543689 pairs of cheetah print panties, I’m obsessed it just looks mmm here.I had to reblog ^.^ LOOOOOOOOL Oh sweet baby Jesus
märƒmεℓℓow: Black men built pyramids in Africa, black men like Jesus had wisdom,...
katniss-everbeans: note-a-bear: note-a-bear: braiker: familyunfriendly: janemba: androphilia: White Girls Put On Blackface To Join “Black Twitter” | Clutch Magazine They wanna be us so bad #stopwhitegirls2014 oh sweet jesus. “Stab”
vinebox: imsoshive: blueivylowkeyjesuscarter: quickweaves: mangoaide: weeping-jesus: kosovan: jackanthonyfernandez: baremidriffs3: hemofilia: I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT WJAT WHAT ON EARTH is the girl in the back holding a baby Inner city schools
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: twistedpolyamor: rxvhh: dickprintbandit: curvedbullets: plies plsssssss Jesus. Van-Twrill-A-Quist Lmmfao what can I say? My people. Plies need to quit
galleryofahermitcosplayer: This photo seems to be the $ shot for assholes to grab. I’m going on a watermarking spree. I feel so bad for my phone. Thank you Alien Jesus for wifi. It’ll be worth it in the end. Source: Here **Please do not remove
plotprincessss: thighetician: toriealeksandria: sandandglass:TDS, February 11, 2015Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schoolsWHAT A STUPID ASSHOLE People raised without access to the internet are all fucked up Jesus
himegoon: cosmic-noir: anotherassholeproducer: jasmainia: ahmedwong: Video footage has emerged of dallas, texas police shooting dead a mentally ill black man holding a screwdriver six seconds after encountering him at his home. Jesus Christ I had
ammit420: its really niggas out here eating people out on their periods? iono man like yall tryna do all this freak shit boutta fuck around and bring consumption or dysentery back I’ll fuck while she bleeding but I can’t bring myself to
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patheticaesthetics: spookyram: serafinacastaway: himteckerjam: gehayi: bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: 666andonehalf: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she
#STOP AMERICANISING JESUS
ankh-niggas-anonymous: Jesus christ—i think i just lost 10 years off my lifespan-mod r
gaylor-moon: kevkapallazzo: just-shower-thoughts: If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses. Jesus christ
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: whitelivesdontmatter: if you still like chris brown you ugly Jesus fuck me Christ will this dude have to pay for a mistake forever? You people are just as bad as them white people that keep fucking with Michael Vick.
barelyfittingin: bae–electronica: briannasbankhead: blackademics: clarknokent: queenejanine: kingjaffejoffer: Niggas in The Bay like: Jesus Sandiego, DC and NY Wildin Might become a Cincinnati ass nigga But what are the average salaries?
flowisaconstruct: Jesus, no kidding.
prasejeebus: JESUS
trashg0d: Jesus fucking Christ
antiflawless: cockkkkkkkk: sins-and-sluts: 2hood2function: lame-waves: bambisociety: cloudradical: frais-coco: Johnny Depp holy fucking shit help well you could knock me over with a feather baby HOLY JESUS SHIT MAN #bye
i-mabeaut: tittytaytay: bitterblackbitch: the-doobiest: They don’t play that shit in 2016 Oh my Jesus shit 2016 = disrespect and prepare to b violated SINCE YOU WANTED TO BE BOLD
seerofsarcasm: fuckyeahkagamine-twins: so miku is opening for lady gaga I LAUGHED AND SAID “HAHA THAT’S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE” BUT THEN I WENT TO HER TWITTER AND THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS REAL