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jesus fucking christ just let my kids take a NAP
moriarty-mastermind: bananadaiquiri: Jesus fucking Christ, I think I have a kid. That was Dean’s kid and no one will ever fucking convince me otherwise.
showers-and-sunshinee: devildoll: are you fucking kidding me jesus christ
limpwristlouis: THIS FUCKING KID PERFECTLY COVERED “TELL THAT MICK” ON HIS OWN JESUS CHRIST I CAN’T GET OVER IT SERIOUSLY PRESS PLAY YOU WILL BE AMAZED PLUS HE’S CUUUUUUTTTEEE
slipstreamborne: This is the dirtiest joke I have ever seen on a kids show jesus christ their fucking faces.
arthemuth: goldenpoc: iamrdc: the last part had me laughing lol facts tho she preaching Jesus Christ, these kids today are getting smarter and smarter
eatyourheartoutfreud: red-robin-hood: Genderfluid means I can look like this and feel comfy cozy. And make gender rolls your bitch. Jesus Christ are you fucking kidding me with your goddamn perfect face when I see shit like this I just want to eat
zooophagous: jennrosefx: My bug kids wanted to wish you all a Happy Halloween! <3 <3 Jesus CHRIST
viciousid: “Jesus Christ, what happened?” Kids (1995) | Dir. Larry Clark RIP Justin Charles Pierce, ‘95 till infinity. 40oz on repeat.
thisjensenthing: moriarty-mastermind: bananadaiquiri: Jesus fucking Christ, I think I have a kid. That was Dean’s kid and no one will ever fucking convince me otherwise. We know, the cast and crew knows.
haezelsgus: “I’m telling you,” Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
pissvortex: pissvortex: pissvortex: pissvortex: my papa johns delivery driver just got into a fight with my bus driver i wish i was fucking kidding ok jesus christ people were recording it and everything give me a minute ok so here i am, waiting
lady-trashbag: thenewpropaganda: I told the story of the production of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa on twitter Enjoy Jesus christ
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ
fasterfood: the doorbell rings. i rush to answer the kids with my bowl of candy. i open the door, expecting fully to hear the usual “trick-or-treat”. i am greeted by a “have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?”. i have made a mistake.
roughsext: wildchild1969: This is why I only buy organic foods. WHAT THE FUCK COULD BE IN SALT ARE YOU KIDDING ME JESUS CHRIST I HATE FUCKING VEGANS LIKE THIS LET ME JUST ENJOY MY DAMN CONDIMENTS IT’S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT MCDONALDS IS BAD FOR
butt-towne-usa: evolution of saying “kawaii” unironically as a weeaboo ironically as a cool internet kid unironically all the time jesus christ i hope i dont say it during a job interview
sprinkhal: not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA
gg-art: I swear to god all my watercolors are like kids who start out really gorgeous in childhood and then they hit puberty and everyone’s like JESUS CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED and then it’s a total toss up as to whether they emerge into a beautiful
sxeworldwide: havnteds-deactivated20171014: all the people i graduated with all have kids, all have wives, all have people who care if they come home at night, well, jesus christ x The dude
pissvortex: pissvortex: pissvortex: pissvortex: my papa johns delivery driver just got into a fight with my bus driver i wish i was fucking kidding ok jesus christ people were recording it and everything give me a minute ok so here i am, waiting in
bo0gzz: missauset: blasianxbri: did she have kids or something cause i’m tryna understand how she got so thick… she used to be so tiny. Womens bodies are always changing and maturing Amazingly pretty Jesus, CHRIST!!!
221b-bacon-street: smaugwithablog: youflirtedwithsherlockholmes: I don’t watch Supernatural and what The fuck. Is going on. jesus christ this kid is on disney channel now Oh my god it’s ant farm girl
gallifreyanturtles: nomepreocupe: popitfadatnigga: chocolate-socrates: lmfao ! oh my godddd :((( i just spent the last 10 minutes staring at this and laughing This is traumatizing Jesus Christ I hope those kids are okay.
efapping: HE ATE HIS KID JESUS CHRIST
darrynek: hey *slam dunks a bible* would you kids like to know about jesus christ? *does a triple backflip*
gobrunetteniall: #so fuCKING SENSUAL ARE YOU KIDDING #I HOPE YOU JERK EACH OTHER OFF SOMETIMES #I HOPE YOU TOUCH TONGUES SOMETIMES #GOD GIVE ME MORE NARRY FIC JESUS CHRIST
pardonmewhileipanic: dookiediamonds: the-real-eye-to-see: Absolutely heartbreaking… Listen to what your kids say, especially if they are POC… 11 years old… Jesus Christ…. how many children need to die before we stop sugar coating abuse by calling
marjorinestotch: cnnbreaking: darrynek: jesus christ this is the worst attempt at a meme i’ve ever seen did they use MS paint or something IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD IN 10 DIFFERENT REASONS are you kidding me this is the best thing i’ve ever seen
perfectlyh4ppy: persian-kid: jesus christ, every one reblog this. seriously. do it, or you’re going to hell if you don’t reblog this i have no respect for you.
relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ
lesbianlove07: dreaming-for-wonderlandd: belllaavitaaa: JESUS CHRIST WHAT are u fucking kidding me Staaaawp
///Sees all the elderlystuck drama on my dash and i’m just jesus christ everyone needs to calm the heck down no, no one not a kid OR EVEN another adult should tell an adult what they should or shouldn’t like especially if they’re just
eyes-likeacarcrash: cakeybots: fadeintocase: destinysabortion: videohall: He has a deep voice for a 14-year-old this makes me feel uncomfortable i’m gonna find this kid jesus christ dear lord this isn’t fair I want his voice
a-kid-from-school: oh my jesus christ almighty.
“Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain:
listentothevoicewithin: kicktheprettyhabit: DEXTER AND THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE CLASSMATES. EVERYTHING IS INVALID FOR NOW ON. I noticed this when I was a kid! :D JESUS CHRIST.
