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jessalrynn: 4gifs: Snake coils itself up a tree Genius snake designs next gen elevator. Humans miss it.
jessalrynn: c-bassmeow:This is amazing Me, a Gen-X’er: Hey, we started it!!
jessalrynn: annabellioncourt: did-you-kno: You can go church camping in England’s abandoned medieval churches. “Champing” is a new form of tourism that benefits both the church and the traveler: you get a unique experience spending the night inside
jessalrynn: This dog & pony show…
jessalrynn: colachampagnedad: mujerdelatierra: milkspores: Morning commute on the 405 in LA, December 6, 2017 Noooo what the fuck Everyone who wants to move here watch this and reconsider. This is NOT WHAT WE MEANT, Lewis!
jessalrynn: annissamazing: just-shower-thoughts: Nothing is more stressful than having your sleeves slide slowly down your arms while washing your hands. I see your sleeves and raise you a sweater slowly creeping up under your coat while you shop for
jessalrynn: skypig357:Spin cycle Next level tail chasing.“I am the most interesting cat on Earth…”
jessalrynn: badgyal-k: thedomesticcurl: knittinggothgirl: bobcatmoran: lacommunarde: butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway: the-real-seebs: valkyrie-mode: beachgirlnikita: thememacat: sauvamente: tanaje: jadorexjaii: diaryofaprettycurse:
jessalrynn: incapableofgivingup: lindsay-irene: toddle toddle toddle Meow. MEW! Meow. MEW! Meow. MEW! “Mummy! I’m coming too! Mummy!!” “Oh. Well, come along then. Yes, I know. Yes, dear.”
jessalrynn: katedniels: Jareth, the Goblin King False: Me, at work.
jessalrynn: 12-amu: thug-gifs: Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week The money will do what now Something very very messy, apparently.
jessalrynn: demondetoxmanual: “Uh, what about you? How you doing?” #same
jessalrynn: sodiumflare: nudityandnerdery: post–grad: post–grad: ok so for my students’ final project, i’m having them select any text they’d like and produce a new edition of it, one that’s targeted towards a different audience than the
jessalrynn: artoftheglitch: existential dread (3), 2018instagram | website | patreon Yes, but of what?
jessalrynn: thenatsdorf:Beach-loving cat goes for a swim in the ocean with his human. Some cats will do anything to prove humans wrong.
jessalrynn: girlwholovesturtles: connard-cynique: shitpost-senpai: 1r7: shitpost-senpai: you act like youre any better LMFAO I went over there and played in the arcades, ate some good food, hung out with people who liked the same things i do
jessalrynn: spiletta42: roxilalonde: power move: put the fbi agent watching you through a series of endurance tests. stay awake for 72 hours. put obscene images over your webcam. chew gum really loudly next to your mic. they may have wiretaps but by
jessalrynn: great-tweets: anyone feel like crying? just watch this video (and be sure to unmute it.) OMG! I GOTTA GO SEE THE BABY!Mamma, what are we doing??!We’re gonna go SEE THE NEW BABY!Oh, a baby, I heard a baby! It is MY BABY NOW! A BABBY!I
jessalrynn: copperbadge:Quick question how do I completely reboot everything to do with humanity’s views on gender? There’s gotta be like a power plug somewhere, right? Have you tried shaking it like an etch-a-sketch?
jessalrynn: erikchillmonger: in response to the recent mass school shooting in florida high schoolers nationwide are planning on walking out on april 20th and not coming back until congress passes gun safety legislation i’m not in high school anymore
jessalrynn: illyriandragon: bookloverbunnymother: morthils: ineffablewitch: forest-of-books: ayellowbirds: monstersdownthepath: vonbaghager: A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?” And, like a
jessalrynn: toy-dragon: writing-prompt-s: A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG! “Can I roll to have
jessalrynn: laughingacademy: adamsmasher: stimmystuffs: https://instagram.com/p/BfTQTwtn4zw/ i’m…amazed What kind of Pinball Wizard — I love Rube Goldberg devices.
jessalrynn: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: prince-atom: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Personally I think it should be law that whenever a Republican speaks, there’s a disclaimer letting us know which company owns them and who their opinions are being
jessalrynn: “Don’t let someone who gave up on their dreams talk you out of yours.” — (via purplebuddhaquotes)
jessalrynn: Never thought of it this way. Why not use the handle?
jessalrynn: morepopcornplease: systlin: timugamaileilani: systlin: kittyknowsthings: systlin: systlin: systlin: I love Alexander the Great because if he was a fictional character you would yell “THAT’S JUST NOT REALISTIC WTF MAN YOU CAN’T
jessalrynn: lierdumoa: mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind: danielkanhai: whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know?
jessalrynn: zorri: 2dollars: berlin1991: pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise I love surprises Does it count as a surprise if I’m not surprised?
jessalrynn: son-neko: colossalcryptid: hemlockcryptid: forest-of-books: aeruh: forest-of-books: forest-of-books: aeruh: forest-of-books: forest-of-books: A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US Here are a few more,
jessalrynn: elodieunderglass: naamahdarling: its-me-that-guy: drkipsilverpoint: inthisquarter: therollinstones: Me going through with an impulsive thought This is a requirement for getting a geology degree the sand guardian’s elusive brother…the
jessalrynn: picsthatmakeyougohmm:hmmm Why are you surprised?
jessalrynn: moxperidot: libertarirynn: kidlazer: libertarirynn: So my friend was telling me yesterday that she got a new Samsung smart TV for her living room. One afternoon she was sitting on the couch across on the TV, which was turned off, talking
jessalrynn: I’m not getting into this deep. Just, if you think pedophilia is acceptable, go ahead and unfollow me. I can’t help you.
jessalrynn: blackbearmagic: my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first
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jessalrynn: elisabluh: whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating: what the fuck is happening In case anyone was wondering this is where I go when I dissociate. Is small woodland creature pulling the bike?
jessalrynn: mightyenaofficial: becausebirds: potty mouth bird [Caption: [WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you. [MAN:] That’s crazy! [WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him. [MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him! [BIRD:] Fuck
jessalrynn: killian-whump: blithe-abomination: jelloapocalypse: jelloapocalypse: rabbits-of-negative-euphoria: the-mighty-birdy: pain-and-missouri: pain-and-missouri: A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does “Um hey
jessalrynn: thejusticethatissocial: Canada was founded on the genocide and oppression of Indigenous people and anyone who thinks it has changed is fooling themselves. (via @BillyArmagh) And here we thought Canada was better than the US.
jessalrynn: holzmantweed: rikmach: mormonfries: starlight-lilith: I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist
jessalrynn: unlimitedgoats: bospaladin: Anfnajjrmwlqjfkwifjiwkdnslb WHAT. So… Earth being round from orbit is… not observed. They say you can’t reason with willful ignorance. They’re right.
jessalrynn: garashirs:every single line in hamlet goes hard how did shakespeare manage to pour so much raw fucking power into one piece of literature god damn He’d just lost a child and maybe thinking a lot about fathers and sons, IDK.
jessalrynn: shadogal94: katculator: maplebungus: hes eating your power bills um, why didn’t you give him a treat?? he delivered your message! You’re invited to Hogwarts!!! Congrats! You now belong to a world with giant talking spiders!
jessalrynn: moonlandingwasfaked: sonneillonv: theoreocat: Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination. I was waiting for the payoff and I was NOT disappointed BABY WANT A SNACK If you have siblings, you have been here.
jessalrynn: byzantium-glytch: THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is no requirement that a guy get off and if he thinks there is, Rosy Palm and her five friends can help him out just fine.
jessalrynn: hedwig-dordt: shelton-devers: AO3 updated their filters and I’m so shook??? I love this so fucking much, you have no idea. Thank you, AO3. This made my day way better, and my life so much easier. Your irregular reminder that Ao3 is funded
jessalrynn: hotboyproblems: adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have
jessalrynn: te-amo-corazon: fuckcornflakes: goawfma: lil matt damon SNAPPED He looks exactly like Matt Damon the finger points 😭😭 I like this kid. If he doesn’t have parents who love him, I will adopt him. He could survive in my family.
jessalrynn: cophines: #iconic Bi guy and a lesbian. That went well.
jessalrynn: theload: thecaffeinebookwarrior: nerdwarningalert: russiacore: why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!? If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter In
jessalrynn: rizaoftheowls: fortissimohno: full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009 bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible Oh you sweet summer children.
jessalrynn: whyyoustabbedme: FACTS!!!!!! So many comic book fans are absolute garbage people.
jessalrynn: sgrpkts: balkanizedusa: ITS MINGUS cool dog It’s a saber-toothed house panther!
jessalrynn: elodieunderglass: madgastronomer: bilt2tumble: sirfrogsworth: I’m not sure where I fall on the “swans are evil” debate, but I kinda like this one. This one is PARTICULARLY concerning because there is a distinct possibility that
jessalrynn: lunarquakes: people talk a lot about keanu reeves or whoever never aging but stay quiet on lucy liu who at the age of 49 genuinely does not look a day over 28 Do not draw attention to the immortals.
jessalrynn: jakesweetandcynical: queenofslash: hummingbird-hooligan: queenofslash: iloveamelia: i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me
jessalrynn: winchester-c: You’ve never experienced true horror until you’re reading fanfic around your family and someone leans over to look and ask what you’re reading Bonus points when its smut Can do you one better:You are WRITING it.
jessalrynn: copperbadge: wandererriha: idolatrys: My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted. @copperbadge Either way, it’s an awfully bold
