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fulllblownrose: It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
amateurcatalyst: animefrank: so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction however when my pizza arrived i got this no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david ＨＡＩＬ ＪＥＨＯＶＡＨ
brocchusgodofbrovelry: fulllblownrose: It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses. and a partridge in a pear tree
alt-j: lygophilia: alt-j: jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face
jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever
raveyrai: khaillou: Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors. Ouch
inbox: what did jehovah even witness
weloveshortvideos: Opening the door to Jehovah’s Witnesses
raveyrai: khaillou: Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
end-of-pizza: mediokrek: amateurcatalyst: animefrank: so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction however when my pizza arrived i got this no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david ＨＡＩＬ ＪＥＨＯＶＡＨ
adornoble: hatewizard: vondell-swain: (a video of jehovah witnesses telling deaf people to stop masturbating, with 50 cent’s “in da club” dubbed over it) i am going to die this is huge
discount-supervillain: To the people I know who maybe read this blog. This wasn’t me. I promise. You know me. I have never told a lie in my life. Someone else did this. I swear to Jehovah.
applesbelonginanuses: Jehovah titans Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)
the-absolute-funniest-posts: jehovahs: why can a bottle of pepsi waterbend but i can’t
hugepoppa: jehovahs: I fell asleep with my butt plug in and I woke up and I was like ‘shit where is it’ and the entire thing was in my ass like byeeee
folieafuck: jehovahs: we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall Autumn Out Boy
weloveshortvideos: When jehovah witness stars walking to my door
This is how I see Jehovah Witness. Hell No O_O
armadillo: jehovahs: armadillo: WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe 70k of u are this
just-shower-thoughts: Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate certain holidays, specifically Halloween. I guess they don’t appreciate random strangers coming up to their door.
angelbabyspice: saints4satan: Do me a favor and reblog this. Jehovah’s Witnesses are a high control cult most known for their door to door evangelicalism work. Recently, they have been outed for their backward “two witnesses” policy that allows
systlin: cosmicbnanabred: angelbabyspice: saints4satan: Do me a favor and reblog this. Jehovah’s Witnesses are a high control cult most known for their door to door evangelicalism work. Recently, they have been outed for their backward “two witnesses”
o-kurwa:How to make Jehovah’s witnesses go away
khaillou: Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
blastortoise: jehovahs: my gaping asshole is not just for sex it is also for storage
shelbiedimond: Self Portrait // Seattle 2016I am convinced I am being harassed by Jehovahs Witnesses from my past, or current members that disagree with my stance as an apostate and my activism against the cult. Having to start my Instagram account from
cameoamalthea: jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: gnathix: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: The two Jehovah’s Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles-straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I don’t even have a joke to make about this,
goodwhitedaddy: The other girls at the Ranch were jealous of the new heels White Daddy bought for Shanice…. When she got here: Shanice was a Jehovah’s Witness who’d just been dumped by the boyfriend she’d been with since she was 15. Her cousin
When a Jehovah’s Witness shows up at your door:
experienceisbest: The Nobel PrizewinnerWhen someone knocked on his door that summer afternoon, he thought it was the Jehovah’s Witnesses again. He was too old for a new religion but he opened it anyway. Outside was a young blond woman he’d never
little-miss-satan: debastard-jehovah: little-miss-satan: Reblog if you wanna fuck me in church FUCK YOU? HELL YES! It’s what i go to church for ;)
ifyoueverfeltpunk: jehovahs: ihaveasthma: cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization. it’s actually called
fulllblownrose: It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flys, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
broswithoutclothes: “Whoops. Sorry bro, I thought you were a Jehovah’s Witness.”
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: diadria: This is that ugh-oh Mama’s home!! When Jehovah’s witnesses knock on the door.
systlin: My maternal grandmother (who is awful) has bounced between a few religions over the years, all in various flavors of fundamentalist Christianity. Forty years or so ago, she settled on the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Who combine all the shitty things
