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To prove a point to my dad, reblog if you're AGAINST Mitt Romney
team-bullshit-ftw: heislikefireburningthroughtime: eiyo-taika: crackingmyback: happyfaces-sadplaces: always-there-to-welcome-you-home: jump-thesun: uncagethemonster: noxaldia: there-is-no-pumpkin: halfgodsgotswag: heyfunniest: “Mom, Dad,
maleholeformale: unclemikesbasement: Dad sits on his son head while his buddy Jake the Snake fucks the boys trembling pussy. “Only got half of it in ‘em Jake, are you meeting resistance in his guts or something? Don’t be afraid to force it all
hora-de-aventura-blog: Adventure Time - Jake the Dad (caps)
bollyfer: deliciouskaek: diggydre: Best Dad Everr!!!! lunchbagart, if you want to know who he is parenting, you are doing it SO FUCKING RIGHT
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: oh man my dad found an old book outside his work and when he opened it foreign money fell out of it Im on a search to find out what it is okay so ITS 500 CAMBODIAN RIELS IM SO EXCITED LETS
alex-of-macedonia: theplanlaugh: So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this: Give it to someone when
kingkii: jackadiddlediddle: lezbisouthernn: she looks exactly like her dad! Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
sassypandathatoctaviankilled: rainbownova: stocking-fiend: If you’ve got a second to spare, you could save my life by reading this and sharing my story. For my entire life, I’ve been mentally and physically abused by my Grandfather who is my dad
askgrindel: askfemgermania: black-princess-34: loveyah101: japonine: vv-hileshesleeps: letoureyescollide: dollypop12: As someone with 23 piercings, this speaks to me on a deep level. Sorry I can’t not reblog this. my dad is covered in tattoos
nyaa: tell ur dad i’m 10
jencorpsichord: not-your-average-rose: jencorpsichord: saucegayoftheswag: jencorpsichord: top 10 hottest celebrity dads (in no particular order) JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES WHY IS NOBODY ON THIS LIST??? jensen ackles is another boring white
breadmaakesyoufat: i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying “oh no my potato”
saucybellows: weallhavegunsforhands: sovereignofmysoul: According to my dad, I’m a “slut” for wearing this snazzy outfit, So, I changed. I walked out of my room like this, yeah, he didn’t like that too much. Happy fucking holidays, guys.
heyfunniest: cokeflow: My dad said, “take a picture of us” and I said, “1.. 2.. I just want you guys to realize I’m moving out tomorrow and won’t be here to take pictures of you anymore” perfection
clop-dragon: okuulele: kethavelia: shepherdpie: As promised, it is (nearly) midnight, and this is my father in my Sniper cosplay. Is it bad that my dad perfectly fits it, sobs. awesome!!! Cosplayin’s a good job, mate! jeeez
thedetectivechicken: a while ago i showed my dad dhmis2 and on facebook i so he
sofasofia: merrychristo: merrychristo: mom… dad… im batman wait
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad”
suicidle: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and started taking pictures
system-of-a-period: I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao
cherrylemonades: my dad just recently learned about “omg”
cyberdisgusting: dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
where-is-my-comb: Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.
botan-drana: Bowser being a dad
cheatcommandos: intosnarkness: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat and it got upgraded to first class without me i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad
: What if Delsin told dad jokes
carldrogothecat: Play times with dad https://www.facebook.com/carldrogothecat
gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged
fireandshellamari: jbscresties: dad & baby Beeg dragon and leetle dragon. ;w;
basedgosh: if i ever think i spend too much time on things i remind myself that my dad covered a wall in pennies cuz canada doesn’t use them
peterrabbit: dad: are u listening to gregorian chants me:
kuueater: kuueater: why do dads always just want tools for father’s day what are they building
cumberbuddy: gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged What a dear human being he is.
dannyboy-to-thedoctor: rneerkat: *pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast NO YOU DON’T GET IT MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH AT HIS OWN WEDDING it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and
jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent “This is why dad left”
taokaka: froggodad: FUCK dad warden
beesmygod: lonelymountainson: dad-rock-davos: itsfullofstars: Coldest Star Found—No Hotter Than Fresh Coffee According to a new study, a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee. Dubbed CFBDSIR 1458 10b,
yungterra: me: hey bud nice clan tag how old are you? him: *seventh grader who listens to ICP voice* fuck you skell-toe-ton IF YOU DONT KNOW my dad is a service tech at Comcast and he can route your IP and hit you offline AND I bet you don’t even have
artisticallycapricious: hi dad im tired
itsstuckyinmyhead: Dads and Tumblr
eelrak: tonight i found out that my dad TOOK A PHOTO OF ME DRESSED AS SASUKE AT AGE 16 AND PHOTOSHOPPED IT LIKE THIS IT IS FRAMED AND HANGING IN HIS BASEMENT HELP
trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it go and it flew away
milkycrossing: “i’m…. scared..” “HELLO SCARED. WE ARE DAD.”
moscd:harliqueen:nihilistic-void: phosphorescentt: gillianandersons: do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…
aria-jane-cherry:My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a
theshadyslut: foxdear: kalsi3o8: foxdear: you cant spell dad without a without a what without a without a what
dat-soldier: insanefastone: GROUP BARRICADE 4 FEATURING EVERYONE’S FAVORITE CHARACTERS: ANGRY MAN DRUNK GUY LARGE RUSSIAN HARD HAT DAD, MD AUSTRALIAN FRENCH SUIT MYSTERY FLAVOR and SCREAMING CHILD FROM BROOKLYN [ large version available for download
shingeki-no-kyutie: staar84: backstageleft: janeycake: hawkyaly: platonicknifelust: sourcedumal: aellagirl: samandriel: crypticcorvid: samandriel: How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad
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redditfront: A girl got a text from a boy asking to see her in her bra, dad replied.
just-shower-thoughts: Kids raised by gay men have to deal with twice as many dad jokes.
tastefullyoffensive: Classic dad prank. (vine by Ben Tremblay)
owlmylove: sapphicshepard: sapphicshepard: sapphicshepard: sapphicshepard: i’ve definitely told you about this before but my dad and my uncle have this whole star wars vs star trek rivalry where they’ll get each other passive aggressive gifts
I DON'T DRAW
jake-is-still-drunk: fattdudess: Ryan Jon— The Australian radio host has been packing on the pounds recently, and arguable is the paragon of the Dad Bod. Recently, he sold his old clothes because he is “fat now and they don’t fit.” Lets hope
kaiami: oh man this took three hours more than I thought it would. “Jake the Dad” stickers. My store is currently down but I’ll put these up when it’s open again. I’ll do a giveaway too so keep an eye out for the post if you want a free set!