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ask-grimdark-scootaloo: guntersprite: This reminds me.. One time my bro and I were playing Halo 2 online and some guy on our team kept doing the guardian glitch to kill him. It’s a long story if you don’t know about the guardian glitch, but basically,
naturepunk: Found a dead crow in the nature park a while back. It hadn’t been dead long and was likely struck by a car on the bridge above the marsh. Instead of letting it just waste away where it fell in a heap, I created a kind of altar for/from
magicalnaturetour: The tiniest cat in the world was a Himalayan cat, Tinker Toy, from Illinois. He was 7.5 inches long and 2.75 inches high according to the Guinness-world-record-of-catswhere he is listed as the lightest cat.! ~ Awww :)
rotfront: Get Flash or Toonboom and look up some tutorials on Youtube and START. And don’t ever stop. If you stop you’re done, that’s fucking IT. Don’t stop. DON’T STOP. KEEP DOING IT. Animation takes a long fucking time and
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your
nudityandnerdery: golden-screen-scream-queen: zombiesinmygarden: I made cthulu bread. Breadthulu… I don’t recommend this recipe. The dough takes a long time to rise.
beesmygod: i have not laughed this hard at something in a long time
sturmtruppen: this is pretty much for sure something I’m going to build on whatever property I ever end up buying it’s small, simple, not suited for long-term living but it’s good for a cheap short-term bolt-hole and supply storage.
catbountry: Ratatas exhausted from a long night at the bondage club.
katammich: silvermoon424: glittertranstrender: stayherewithus: <3<3<3<3 Please stay here with us. MY FEELINGS There is only one thing and one thing alone that’s wrong with dogs: That they don’t live as long as we do. tHIS IS MAKING
sqvad: eatmeallnight: #ButThatBackFlipTho THIS VIDEO WAS LITERALLY 4 SECONDS LONG WE COULD HAVE KEPT IT IN THAT FORM
glasses-john: If you don’t like pope Francis look at your choices. I mean this man is not judging homosexual people and he said that being an atheist is alright as long as you do good. If you still don’t like him look at this gif:
cryaotic: thepewdiefan: So…We are a bit’ disapointed ‘cuz we though Cry is younger…but no. He has a beard….a long ginger beard…why ? -.- And here, everyone, is the reason why even if I ever for some reason DID want to reveal myself, I
metal-knight: scootybootyman: lascocks: unexplained-events: This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what
joerionsbelt: neurotropiclyssavirus: dudenaw: WHAT Pocho, the 5.2 meter (17 feet) long friendly crocodile! You’ve already met Gustave the killer croc, now it’s time to meet Pocho. Costa Rican fisherman Chito first met the croc after finding him
skylarkjanina: kaosunseen: THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
hom3stuck-pon3: i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
wonderous-world: Long Way by Tim Schwegler
vaginal-erection: scrake: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE STREET VIEW AND I’M ACTUALLY CRYING WTF I’M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW WHY DID THEY BLUR IT OUT OMFG THE END IS NEAR it’s back after so long
straightfoward: We’ve come a long way this is beautiful :’)
eridanshipsterglasses: senorpacman: A long time ago, I streamed Facade for some of you guys! These are some of the highlights of said stream. I LAUGHED AT THIS HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH THIS IT’S FUNNY AND HIS VOICE MAKES IT
furrynation: fucked-up-and-fabul0us: it anoys me that people assume all im interested in is sex. i like reading books and going to galleries. i write poetry and often recite. i like long walks in the dark and staying out to watch stars,cute movies
danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do you get detention in drama long
jakemalik: long skype calls with the babe <3
endling: mikikoponczeck: Height difference. :> Christmas gift for my dearest Endling. Happy holidays once again, everyone, and may your arms be long and true! >8U
bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
asklen-kagamine02: whenilearnedhowtorun: asklen-kagamine02: I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision. How long have you been waiting to use that joke Since 2009
zabuza: when kids stare at you for a long time
thatsquitespiffing: (Sorry this is going to be a long post, i would put it on read more however it is becoming risky to go to other peoples blogs so I have just left it) I have collected as many blogs as possible that I/other people have proven to be
foxintwilight: I call this a successful study. No references used, only my vision and five brushes Circa 2 hours maybe? Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold, To Dungeons Deep and Caverns Old, We must away ere break of day To find our long-forgotten gold.
manda: “stay here. stay here as long as you can. for the love of god, cherish it”
movier: raideo: cheylouwho: tbonetherantingbrony: neutralnewt: joeywaggoner: This is the current signature count for the petition to restore Net Neutrality. As you can see it has a very long way to go. Come on people I know there are at least 64,000
mrshezza: claraboobearbum: mrshezza: so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok” Did no one notice swag plank?
niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
sherlocksmyth: “but kids won’t UNDERSTAND gay couples!” shit, kids don’t understand long division and you shove that down their throat but taking five seconds to explain how some people like the same sex is way harder than dividing by
Seriously? Is it really a thing where guys who have long hair, and a fucking goatee/beard are considered douches along with the people who wear Trilbies now? Why is that, Honestly, I want to know why me feeling comfortable in my own skin is such a problem
snoia: u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time
fightemuntilwecant: cmacmac: This is my comic Blame. It’s taken me a VERY long time to create this (mentally not physically. Physically it only took me a little over a week to draw). By Courtney McInturff [ tumblr ] <3
somefancyname: THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD. HOT SHOWERS. THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY. TIGHT HUGS. CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY. FOREHEAD KISSES. WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP.
altairspants: thepaintedelf: slunchy: I refuse to kill another dragon for as long as I play Skyrim I was fighting this Blood Dragon when, in the middle of the fight, he just lands and stops fighting back. No matter how many times I shot him he wouldn’t
davenitram: nonespark: minecraftgifs: “ Minecraft Disney Castle “ nO FUCKING WAY. In terms of animation do you understand how long this must’ve taken
perchu: furbomon: nyooms: mosquii: mosquii: hey could you pass me one of those snoods liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND
If anthro animals were real, do you think that they’d dye their fur like we dye our hair…That’d take like a really long time?
snarksandkisses: bruja-ja: My long term goals include living in a treehouse connected to other treehouses by zip line and suspension bridge. Don’t everyone’s?
atlasaskskindly: When you start a drawing that you know will take a long time 5 minutes in
scottthepilgrim: it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’
custarddreams: vvidget: I know this is long, but I needed to share it. YOU ARE MY KING.
tumblbusted: jonnyfuzzingvaughan: danthemedicman: stalydan: team-joebama: billswagsby: team-joebama: leopardvaindreams: excusemypassion: cupscakessnickersandgrits: White People: “You blacks need to get over what we did to you. It was so long
hokuto-ju-no-ken: miidoriilol: grandmasterbooty: mooxy0u: milkanclcookies: this makes me so happy HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG numa numa era classic lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point
dragonsandbutts: altairspants: thepaintedelf: slunchy: I refuse to kill another dragon for as long as I play Skyrim I was fighting this Blood Dragon when, in the middle of the fight, he just lands and stops fighting back. No matter how many times
whoopscloplockbox: Mmmph~ Nothing feels better than freshly shaved legs and a long pair of rainbow socks~ UuU
americanblackshirts: irefiordiligi: History Meme: Kings/Queens Emperor Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus Augustus was the first emperor of Rome. He replaced the Roman republic with an effective monarchy and during his long reign brought peace and
troyesivanismyqueen: heterophobicgoat: “I hate gays” “but lesbians can stay as long as i can watch” “Lesbians are disgusting” “but I like gay guys because they can help me with shopping”
geometricdeathtrap: so long space cowboy I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
ewelock: dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three
feat: do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do
chiptune-lion: Omg this took so fucking long just to make. I saw a post somebody wanted this? So It took forever just to paste creator data for a image that I had to crop and shit. And oh my god I messed up on the cropped pic and had to redo it. YET