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hattiewatson: I had a lot of people mention that I should make a donation page for Sammy. I was hesitant at first just because I hate asking people or money but its for him not me. If you click on the photo it should take you directly to the donation
I love it when her ass gapes, its like its inviting me back in for more. Whats not to love about that!
Sorry, that’s all I got for you Question 1 (Hey cloud! surprised you asked me a question, or that I even got one. Even though I’ve gotten 3 of them all ready! Sorry, its not much of an answer, but that was all i could think of D:)
When I finally finish remaking and uploading these stickers on the shop, you can finally get the chance to stick a blushing Bertholdt on your bed and say, “Damn, Bert really looks good on my bed.” and you’ll thank me.I’ve got several more of
deannadeadly: This is me completely au natural, No photoshop! I dont mind when someone photoshops me. They own the photo and when people cry “Its not the real you.” “Your fake”, “If someone has to use photoshop your not a real model” etc
kindahorny: alexbischoffphotography: i wish that my ugly closest wasn’t in the background…. but whatever i figured it was nice enough to show you guys :) let me know what you think oh my god
<<< Read this on the TRUE Pink Bimbo Academy!Bimbo Uniforms – Shoes: White “Fuck-me-boots”Let me tell you of an urban stereotype from central Europe – more so, from Germany, a stereotype, I am not quite sure about its existence in other
I had a lot of people mention that I should make a donation page for Sammy. I was hesitant at first just because I hate asking people or money but its for him not me. If you click on the photo it should take you directly to the donation page. If not,
rath-raholand: So, I was drawing birthday art when I found out that @matsutzu had a birthday a day or two ago! waaaaat?? omg well then, happy birthday, man!! Have some Wolf in a cake! I hope you like chocolate! Im sorry its not his cousin Weregarurumon
It doesn’t matter what kind of monster you were. All that matters now is how you move forward and never look back.
-hina: guys idk but i think i’m going insane i’m just imagining scenes in my head like i just imagined kai dressed in like police pants and a policeman hat shirtless handcuffing me and whispering into my ear “you’re under arrest for not calling
autistic-sowachowski: unrelatableuserboxes: ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me
vagi2k14sodium: let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience
*no longer hit you up first*
itsborderlinebitch: tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking”
knucklesjunior-sidekick: You can’t tell me this isn’t great its not. why would you take sonic’s lunch?
incorrectgallifreyquotes: Narvin: Fuck you Leela: Fuck me yourself, you spineless coward Narvin: Wait no that’s not what I meant
ineffablebadwolf:Tentoo: Rose sometimes talks in her sleep, its adorableRose, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not…
I don’t want to be like “No, you’re not allowed to speculate about the upcoming episode” or anything but I’m baffled at the number of people who seem convinced Lapis is going to be in it when that doesn’t make any sense
y’know what, that Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems Hot Topic cover is confusing me because it says #1 of 4 in the corner, indicating its issue 1, but as far as I know issue #1 doesn’t have a Hot Topic variant cover. Issue 2 is the one with the
I’m a hard person to disappoint. I like pretty much everything to some extent and am generally open to things being different than how I expected. So generally when asked “were you disappointed in [whatever]?” the answer is usually no
I just realized that I don;t think i’ve posted any pictures of my Pokemon hoodie because I was too nervous to. Looking at it its kind of unique so you would know me if you saw me wearing it so I’m putting it under a read more. I still cant
thsmiths: IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
ill let you set the pace cuz im not thinking straight my heads spinnin round I cant see clear no more ~brief pause~ what are you waiting fooorrr? djm. its a catchy lil #
ygocanonshuffle: I have come out of a three year hiatus because there is a post going around the fandom that is driving me crazy. You guys, 4Kids did not *invent* the Shadow Realm out of whole cloth. The Duel Monsters anime invented the Shadow Realm.
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Sending me messages unwanted sexual messages is how you get blocked
killerkungfuwolfbitch: postwhitesociety: cautiousrevolutionary: thehassassination: Just click it when youre not in the car so its not exposed to direct sunlight. smart ^^^ yo that just saved me a summer of pain Almost 21 years of living in fear
karrmennn: tuby21: devthagoddess:I am crying !!!! Lmao Lol hahaha its called karma 😄 How 🤔 You look lame as hell if all you wanted was pussy and waited half a year for it. Shoulda told her that shit so you ain’t waste six months of your
theterrencejohnson: gregwuzhere: theterrencejohnson: gregwuzhere: I’m having one hell of a morning, how bout y'all? You still alive and well…I’m glad it wasn’t worse Thanks bro. His insurance is jerking me around so I’m using mine though
goddamnthiscursedironfist replied to your post: rokkakudaiheights replied to your post: I post a… FYI ITS NOT ME IM RIGHT HERE FRIEND. FRIEND. FRIEND. I KNOW YOU ARE!! HII btw my cell phone died and chager went bye bye, but I love you addy
some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post “some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post: …” its not that bad watch Violent jack now theres a OVA that made me laugh my ass off at how overly stupid the gore was portrade uh…I’ll
ironpatriotisstupid: thsmiths: IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS my tech ed teacher said that to me and i replied ”
vaspider: blvkpnthr: being black and aroace makes me see dehumanization really easily, some examples being: “ur not ~oppressed~ its just prejudice” is the same thing my mother had to hear post civil rights era, and what I have to hear doubly today
whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or
yourplayersaidwhat: Dm: As you guys wake up I want you guys to make a perception check Me (rogue): *rolls 9* Cleric: *rolls 10* Dm: Everything is fine Cleric: NO ITS NOT Me (ooc): Can I insight the DM. Dm: sure if you can roll a nat 20 on insight.
natalieironside:My favorite thing about early Internet forum culture was the default understanding that people live in different time zones and work off shifts or what have you and that some or most of the people engaged in an ongoing conversation were
jobhaver: you: that is a nice ass shirt me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
spazzbot: xoxogarnet: fl0ralgf: me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside
goldenclitoris: mario trying to dump peach: its not you, its a-me
weirdfur: kii-nam: [This made me smile, and its not every day you see Skyrim animations] [especially that of Khajiit] Not even sorry.
satans-primadonna: Okay, last one I’m gonna post. It’s over now. Its not you, its me… Blahblahblah
janemba:legitimism:I’m the girlfriend who will stay awake all night rubbing your back as you sleep, just so you sleep well. Not me. I got shit to do in the morning take a NyQuil
saedii:ITS ATTRACTIVE AF WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS THEY WANT YOU & PROVES IT & DOES EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER NOT TO LOSE YOU.
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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
fidelius-secrets: call-me-nani: rubixcornelius: wibbly-wobbly-gendery-bendery: fidelius-secrets: eatprayqueeef: Sorry it’s over. It’s you, not me. oh my god stick to what you’re good at… Drinking and being a bitch I know we have the
samus-armistead: untitleddood: samus-armistead: Me ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Is that really you, samus???! What a beauty!! So gonna fap to you! :D Its not me, im just saying she looks a lot like me 😊
slave-training-for-u: I know your secret… You love to give away all your belongings to a mistress like me. And its not even that, you get turned on by doing so aswell. Admit it slave, you live to serve me and do as I say. No matter what it costs,
slave-training-for-u: I know your secret… You love to give away all your belongings to a mistress like me. And its not even that, you get turned on by doing so aswell. Admit it slave, you live to serve me and do as I say. No matter what it costs, you’ll
Anonymous asked you: How do you draw lip bites? hmm ok first u get a head then u draw a curvy arch thing like you’re about to draw some lips then u draw some cartoon teeth then add some stretch marks thats a veerryy simple way ahaha
![spazzbot: xoxogarnet: fl0ralgf: me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_fe940d20d697_128.png){kind=avatar}
![weirdfur: kii-nam: [This made me smile, and its not every day you see Skyrim animations] [especially that of Khajiit] Not even sorry.](https://69.media.tumblr.com/avatar_5df6aee7cc2a_128.png){kind=avatar}
