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averageisnotenough: See babe, he’s got a full hand length over you. Its not that I like him more, or that he’s better at sex…actually, he kind of is…but the main thing is, he’s bigger than you, and I know you won’t like hearing it, but size
I like it a lot! Its not often other ponies nom my tail :3 (Sorry for answering this really late. Drawing has been slow lately, and its going to be slower since I’m starting college in a few days. But here ya go Darthtato)
eifiedraws:Colored sketch commission for Oranges
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I REALIZE I POST A LOT OF COUPLES SMOOCHIN ON THIS BLOG BUT HERE HAVE SOME MORE! ADS AU where the coach and jean’s mum are college sweethearts and they like to play catch on lazy afternoons and kiss a whole lot! Happy Birthday quartetship !!! <3
videogamedad: welcome2peprock: videogamedad: okay seriously what the fuck. i have seen this pic of this goddamn cat on my dash for 3 weeks now. and its not like different people each time, no, its the same goddamn set of people reblogging it day and
speedosausage: Its that chick from my Youtube avatar! W-well its not like I was ever gonna put her in any actual animations and I had to do something with her ;) (I MEANT PORN) High quality version: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/SpeedoSausa
awwww-cute: Dis is mine Okay I’m not one for bats however I do love the fox-y faces of Asian kalang megabats. You read that right, Mega. Bat. Its not like one of your run of the mill bats you see around your home its also one of the largest reachi
despite what everyone says ima still do the things that make me happy, its not like im trying to piss you off, its that you let these things get to you and honestly im not gonna lie i love that shit. i love that the shit i do irritates you. i love that
galactic-overlord: hey remember that fef pic i drew awhile back?no?well….its not like its super late or anything?……..
all the books my school assigns feature sexual harassment in order to ‘shock the reader’……. this is the worst my dudes… like i related to this character and appreciated him and then he proceeded to be……. assaulted..
hey remember that fef pic i drew awhile back?no?well….its not like its super late or anything?……..
shadow0fd3ath24 said: Lmao i round down, I’d rather her be suprised than not Yeah but like what am I gonna do, bust out a ruler? Guys who try rounding up from 7.1 to 8, yeah that’s fucked up… but 7.3 to 7.5 is fine its not like you can
-hina: guys idk but i think i’m going insane i’m just imagining scenes in my head like i just imagined kai dressed in like police pants and a policeman hat shirtless handcuffing me and whispering into my ear “you’re under arrest for not calling
alohomorashlie replied to your post: So i recently started watching uta no prince sama… really wishing I could witness this asdfghjkl nope nope no NOT LIKELY ASHLIE NOT LIKELY :I My impression of a man’s voice is terrible and my japanese
fyeaahukiss: deerdawn-luhan: “But why do people think Jaejoong is the most attractive man in K-Pop?” Oh I don’t know he’s like not cute at all I mean it’s not like he’s been adorable from 2003 to now and its not like he’s
I like it when a character gets a bigggg Drink Before bed and thier friend/SO says somthing like,“Are you sure you should be drinking that much before bed?..”Then the character responds all confident“Of course! Don’t worry it not like I’m 5”
thefilmstage: The first set of posters for the Ghosbusters reboot.
Some white person: Ebonics is a broken language!!! its not professional or smart and its dumb and stupid like black ppl!!!Same white person: why don’t y’all over yonder get back eere before i ah’ mo ave me a conniption fit darntickety boy yall better
jeahtastic: its-kylux-baby: no-hux-given: verybadhedgehog: Pablo says on Twitter, in response to a Q from a fan, which was “hi @pablohidalgo Is General Hux’s first name a spoiler? Please tell me his first name isn’t Brendol like his father that
satisfiedparadise: I don’t know why i even bother getting crushes on people because its not like i’m going to end up dating them anyway so like its such a waste of feelings
littanana: giantbutt: Hiding from rain near the trashcans Its super noisy and nane keeps singing some made-up songs loudly bc “its not like anyone can hear me anyway yolo” gotta luv her Hiding with the trash
hey even if I did complete one drawing, just ONE THING I can finally be satisfied with its not like anyone is gonna care about it. At least I’ll care I supposeIt will get like 4 notes here and no one will ever care, even if its some fanart for some
invocalgia replied to your post: Just came back from a dermatologist appointment. … b-but but but at least its not like anything too serious like cancer or something so that’s good Jun, calm down. I’m not getting shipped to North fucking
jenndoesnotcare: payslipgig: frowny: red-winged-angel: micdotcom: Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back. I actually went around asking in my last job what everyone got paid after I got my promotion
I really like this screencap from “Serious Steven”. I don’t even know why, I just do
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: You could probably block them? I probably could, but it doesn’t really bother me. I just think its funny that its just this one particular porn bot that keeps liking my posts
artemispanthar: ok so its late so I’m a bit punchy in general but I’m in tears laughing because I went to make a gif and for some reason Quicktime decided to make the video visible in only one tiny pixel smack in the middle of the screen. And, like,
It’s always kind of frustrated me that when in “Joking Victim” Steven asked what the tape was and Sadie said “It’s like a DVD shaped like a box” a lot of people decided that meant Steven didn’t know what a videotape was and didn’t have
hey guys, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk or anything, but like if you look at leaks and stuff could you, like, not reply to speculation and theory posts about future episodes with information from leaks? It really ruins the fun for people avoiding
@robertplantspants replied to your photoset: I like this anxious blue moon-head lawyer Gem… I’m pretty sure its Amy Sedaris YES! That’s it, that’s who I’m hearing
foreignlovers: So Bo Burnham does this thing were sometimes he’s all funny and full of joke and makes me laugh AND SOMETIMES HE TOUCHES MY HEART AND ITS NOT LIKE THE GENTLE STROKE KIND OF THING ITs MORE LIKE HE FUCKING JABS HIS FINGER DEEP INSIDE AND
why do ppl try to make small talk w/ me. pls don’t. i do not like small talk i will just awkwardly laugh and nod @ u. pls stop.
herfleur:wittyandcharming:punkassbambi:I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN
triplehamburgerjack: lovemyths: arkynn: “nothing against scarlett” why not? she the one who went out for the audition and is okay with actively participating in whitewashing. its not like she cant get work lol. why we gotta act like actors have
dbskaleidoscope: “But why do people think Jaejoong is the most attractive man in K-Pop?” Oh I don’t know he’s like not cute at all I mean it’s not like he’s been adorable from 2003 to now and its not like he’s a complete
my cintiq tablet has been bugging out on me lately and i’m pretty sure its my cables being worn out after 4 years of use so i bought replacements ….hopefully that’ll fix the problem…
So what I go out? Its not like I’m never coming back and not know where the fuck I am. I lived in Seattle for 15 years what do you expect me to do? Get lost somewhere in forks and expect me not to call someone for help? Its not my fault that I try
lovemyths: arkynn: “nothing against scarlett” why not? she the one who went out for the audition and is okay with actively participating in whitewashing. its not like she cant get work lol. why we gotta act like actors have no control over their
projectdtempt: After countless attempts of trying to figure out the color palette, I think I’m finally done. Hope you guys like it!
quizzical-paradox:what the fuck. hey why are yall classifying WTNV as “ancient problematic media” because people liked it in 2013. am i not FUCKING allowed to like things if they’re not from 2018 or later. i refuse to forget about it
aswanepoel: Karma: I mean its not like it was with somebody I know Liam:… Karma: Its not like it was with Amy Liam:… Me:
I'm not a cunt or princess type but during "talking" to any guy its really like an audition of will I spend valuable time with you or not. And so many guys make me feel like saying "Don't call us, we'll call you".
cottonling: god like. its not like every trans person can look Cis, or has any desire to look Cis in the first fucking place, or wants to adhere to cis and binary standards of presentation? its so backwards to go about a serious issue that affects every
“i thought you were gunna get a hoop or something, not a fucking nail through your ear” “its not a nail” “WELL THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE” jesus -.-
At some point you will realize that you have done too much for someone, that the only next possible step to do is to stop. Leave them alone. Walk away. It’s not like you’re giving up, and it’s not like you shouldn’t try. It’s just that you have
i fucking hate when my mom even brings Jamie up even when its not in a mean way. like WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER. no youre not trash talking her ‘cause you like her but COME ON.
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
katara: if you’re targetting 17 year olds in high school its only because they’re “easy” to begin with its not like you want to do anything besides fuck them its unlikely romance is involved
i wish people would stop talking about john green, it makes up like 40% of my dash and i’m trying to savior everything and most isn’t even tagged i just want to look at pretty and funny pictures and talk about Nepeta
also im not saying that i don’t sameface because lbr, i do tend to do that a lot and its not like im denying it i’m not the best artist out there and i definitely don’t feel like i am, but i do try and i work really hard everyday to
a certain ship(s) heavily remind me of someone that i have complicated history with and i’m trying to tell myself that it’s ok to not like it because of that sole reason
UGH okay can anyone help me with customizing deviantart widgets? ;;;;; i already spent like 2 hours trying to figure it out and looking up tutorials and its not coming out rightall i need is the css to be able to add a background with a content holder
ughhh i want a new laptop, mine lags so badly from doing nothing likesometimes just scrolling through tumblr makes the fan start to blow really loudly and its not even overheating or anything cause its still cool it just gets slow and then the fan is
oh deer, its christmas
im cheating im not working on my prompts like i’m suppose to so HIPSTERS also if its not obvious Garret is drunk
thorboner: dashingicecream: k last doodle for tonight here is a random dude #if it looks like anyone/character its unintentional i swear to god this looks like the guy from teen wolf fUCK it does
(the black cat’s name is gambol and the white cat’s name is myrta)((pffffff))
ok so remember that wings!blake drawing i did. the one where shes in an outfit similar to her “intruder” one?TRASHING IT. its OUT. GOOD RIDDANCE.because i found a better outfit. much more formal yet…casual. an outfit weiss would be proud of
