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ITS NOT MY IMAGINATION THERE’S A GUN IN MY BACK. I wanted to paint that on my wall really big but my mom wouldn’t let me.
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"My mom asked why there are so many people in the crew. I told her its not a crew, its a family"
rexium: my mom doesn’t like this sweater because of the flowers
My mom said that if this post get 20,000,000,000,000,003 likes she will buy my gay dog a fluffy chicken and respect its identity as a rooster
rock-moms: actually just thinking back on it this scene is like rly upsetting just the amount of like. confusion and hurt that steven thought jasper was talking about yellow diamond. because, like. she still thinks he’s rose. she thinks of him as respons
lumnch: lumnch: snout: its my moms bday :) say hbd to sue! HAPPY BORTHDAY SUE everyone please reblog this it’s Sue’s birthday Hap Birt!
small-fairy-child: If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you
its-bat-bitch: catchymemes: “My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.” “I painted somebody’s mom” “Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom” “I painted the
I can’t believe we’ve known each other for 8 and a half months and we’ve always been close but haven’t been this close until I moved back to my mom’s a mere three days ago. We’ve been flirting, talking and texting a
Its not like I don’t appreciate the fact that my mom is giving me a place to call home, having enough food for three meals a day, having plenty of water, a bed, etc, but no matter what, I get so stressed out just even being here when everyone else is
foxnewsofficial: it’s quite liberating growing up and realising your parents don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about
The Signs as Fat Chefs in my Mom’s Kitchen
my mom bought me a hoodie and i print out my own art and put it on the wall dont touch the sonic plush on the right its encrusted with my own semen
askshinytheslime: Mint: Somebody comes… Oh its my… mom. She is a nurse…? I’m just glad you’re okay, Minty ;w;
stephstaub: paulsgroovypalace: i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture ITS BACK
signs that i think would be great as friends
My mom just bought me a new hairbrush!!! Its exactly like the old one that I loved!!!
its awkward when i’m on the computer and my mom walks into the room to use the other computer and i can’t check deviant art or tumblr cause of all the yaoi that appears in my dA messages and on the dash board……so i’m stuck
my mom keeps talking and its annoying the fawk outta me! But Im not going to get my hopes too high! but i think if i get straight As or at least a majority of As by the semester or something i’ll most likely get a car for the rest of the school
My mom watches Hallmark Channel like its her career.
My mom came by gave me banh mi that I was suppose earlier but its on the table and i’ll eat it tomorrow. She told me my teeth gotten whiter, YAYAYYA. :D Next step I have to go too the doctors to get a check up.
charlottefree: follow this blog, its my mom’s
Its hard when you have abusive parents that were also good providers. Like my mom always made sure I had food, clothes, and clean environment, but she also was horribly physically and verbally abusive. I read people’s stories of their parents
island-tropics: im in love with this shirt lol its my moms
saintjimmyyy:saintjimmyyy:HEY . HEY I HAVENT SEEN “HES GOING TO FUCKING TELL MY MOM” TODAY. WHERE IS IT …… do i need to do everything myself
my mother has the HUGEST crush on ice cube. she says “its because he looks mean as fuck…like he’ll put you in a headlock or something” …. i didn’t really get it until now, but my mom is freaky. lol. now i know
my mom’s boyfriend is muslim….its ramadan…fool is up right now cooking BREAKFAST for himself before the sun comes up. I CAN SMELL THE BACON FROM HERE AND IT IS TORTUROUS.
My mom complains about me “using the Tv too much”, but it’s ok for her to be on it, like I can’t play my video games all day but its cool when you watch movies all day? What’s the difference? #hypocrite #wtf #fake #jackiechan
When people go 'So I called my mom a bitch'
lol did my mom really just try to get in an arguement about me sleeping ?
mom, as a reward for typing your paper and helping you organize things around the house, i think you should take me to get my new toms c: love always, your only child ♥
im so glad my mom texts now. im begging her to get me a blue icee :3
mom fell asleep with glasses on and a magazine in her hand. dads with his friend. and im bored as a motherfucker. why did i wait so long to get my license. i might just dye my hair later tonight, idfk.
Out with my mom today because we hate boys. Hi :3
so my mom is bringing me an oreo mcflurry and were ordering pizza DOUBLE PRIZES :33 fuck im fat *period problems ):
scifi1694: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
hurpaderp: my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S
i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
So im in the bathroom and all the sudden my mom comes in the house singing “I love those j-i-n-g-l-e bells” The holidays are here…
canon-couture: Early Christmas prezzies! My mom and I were out shopping and I got these two babies.
cummbunny: hello daddy helloo mom, I’m your cherry bomb 🍒
its almost three in the morning. my mom went to the hospital at 3 this afternoon and we thought it was a minor thing then she phoned me around 11 saying the brain scan was abnormal and they were running more tests. I got darfin to drive me over where
ive finally watched moana and it is very good and I like her voice and pua and the last scene with te fiti, its beautiful
my mom is so kawaii, i couldn’t find my little fennekin plush in my room and i found it with my mom and she was hugging it and kissing its nose bawww, i’ll let her keep it
its 6am here and im about to go crash but i just wanted to mention for no reason but, i love and adore my mom so much i finished a nsfw threesome furry picture i was commissioned to do and i show my mom and she’s like “oh my gosh that’s
me randomly laughing irl over funny katnep headcanons i keep getting and my mom is looking at me with a face and i just laugh harder im such a nerd dsghgff
ye ye ye its my mom’s bday now, she loves her gifts <333
arseniks: Its my moms birthday do im cleaning her car
muji-milk: when u show ur parents an Amusing Thing on ur phone and they like “who is that? who wrote that? did ur friend take that pic? whos pet is that? where is that?” like i dont KNow fam its just floating around cyberspace and i caught it in
My mom tryna give me talks about love and making the right decision about my future as far as somebody to spend my life with n shit is serio the most awkward fucking thing to sit through.. Then she brings up times ive fucked up and its like ohhhh yup,
My mom was like : He’s not winning. And I was like : Mom, you don’t know the power of social media, Leo’s my baby. I’m all in, its happening. And then the Oscars was like: LOL no fuck you. ps. die.
my mOM JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE WEBKINZ HEDGEHOG FROM THE STORE she says its to motivate me to do better in school agkjadgdgj but wowowow what a cutie my goodness i haven’t played flippin’ webkinz in years im gonna fuck shit up
xekstrin replied to your photo: here they are despite how they look, they’re… how did you make them???? my mom bought me a cake pop maker for easter! ; w ;
me and my mom were watching rwby last night (yea) and she didn’t pay attention too much watching it cause she was procrastinating, but when we got to the part where weiss is arguing with blake and she starts going “should i stop referring
this is a great time to share a story that always makes me laugh when i remember it (under a cut cause theres a nsfw-ish image hAHA) once upon a time (like a few years ago) i went to a ‘suncoast’ store with my mom and sister to look around
