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theicarustheory: no one was gonna do it so i did it oops (whispers if my japanese is wrong its googles fault) I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BEC TUMBLR USER DETTSU JUST EXPLAINED TO ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAICHOU AND BUCHOU AND I’M JUST GOMEN ABOUT
macdennisd: macdennisd: Dennis calls Mac ‘baby’ 13 times, literally twice as much as anyone else combined (6 times, each to a different person) #watching this sent a strong wave of gay energy coursing thru my body #like these moments were not
thecorteztwins: ….Dennis Reynolds never stops inspiring me for Fabs
alalae: love this so much because its literally the only thing keeping me going. so if your ever feeling down just think about this xxxx
cyberho: I have literally never in my life wanted to suck someone off this badly if u look like this and you want oral stimulation please hit me up don’t hesitate
so like over on twitter - LZ hosted a drawpile session so I managed to join inTHE THING???literally within seconds of me popping up SHE RECOGNIZZED ME and asked if I was the one who drew the halloween pic and said my icon was really cute and I justImIm
jaspersdreampool:Trying so nsfw for this year cuz its literally a once a year thing. The “floating peen” belongs to Sile at @not-safe-for-sile the Crystal the “floating head” belongs to me. Practice makes perfect right? :v Th-thank you
I dont know why im sobbing..but i love this photo SO MUCH..its literally ONE OF MY FAVES OF HIS…He’s just ugh…AMAZING..and gorgeous and that smile…let me love you!!! (T^T)
Why am i feeling like its literally going to kill me to just get a sheet of paper and start my world history hw. I really need to set my priorities straight ;-;
shin-haerin: sailorrach: shipping yourself with a stranger at its finest literally me every time…
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: denselessly: *finally gets started on my summer assignments* LITERALLY SAME HERE OHMYGOSH asfdlfjsbka I have two to finish. Ugh so much ughhh ;AAAA; but its ok..we got this..i hope ;3; WHY DO WE ALWAYS DO THIS LOL
Someone should send me asks on omo… or not even ask me a questions you could tell me a story on omo or literally anything that’s cute omo ..
autistic-sowachowski: unrelatableuserboxes: ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me
carchacroq: kcuts-emoh: baku: baku: baku: mediocre, lukewarm at best, unfunny text post (a reply that is trying so hard to be edgy and lol so random xD) this is the most terrifying thing anyone has ever said to me. i am literally shaking right
ratsofftoya: roseskinnycoffee: ratsofftoya: British food look like this Excuse me. Okay.. alright.. British food does not look like that. That is British food: This is British food: Sunday dinner looks amazing right? This is also British food:
stutler:me: *tells literally everyone that i love them* bystander: you can’t say that all the time or it’ll lose its meaning me: hi i love u too, you sad and bitter person
My blog is literal trash but so am I so its acceptable
jeza-red: There! The Adventures of a NOPE Hunter! Tine in this week for some fluffy fix-its!
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stutler: me: *tells literally everyone that i love them* bystander: you can’t say that all the time or it’ll lose its meaning me: hi i love u too, you sad and bitter person
libraofcolor: me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like me now that the heat is Here:
cookiesoupmusic: shuttleshark: quick diy tutorial for fast lace patterns or whatever. even if u dont use them in the end its still fun to see what works! (hint: its literally anything) That confirmed one scares me because there’s a bunch of eyes
raddestbabe: everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19 I know. It makes me hope its literally their MID life. =_=
wtffanfiction: Fandom: Naruto “‘well, when I was younger instead of masterbating I just created a clone and had it transform into a girl, then I had it suck me off. Unfortunitly the shadow clone jutsu has a downside, when it dispelled all of its
sxae: its almost 3am
bakugou: bakugou: stop saying “73 STUDENTS IN MEXICO ARE NOW MISSING” its pissing me off bc 1. ur info is outdated the “new” missing students went missing around july 2. there is more than that there is literally thousands of students missing
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
calledchaos: angelwormwood: angelwormwood: every conflict in fake dating fics is like “we literally kissed in front of my whole family today but you won’t face me while we’re both sleeping in my bed because that’s just too personal i guess”
moriarty: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IF SOMEONE TOLD ME I WOULD FIND THIS FUNNY FIVE YEARS AGO I WOULD HAVE BEEN OFFENDED ITS LITERALLY A CRAPPY DRAWING OF A SPIDER SAYING HOT CHOCLETY MILK THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO LOGICAL REASON FOR ME TO FIND THIS HUMOROUS
leftnipsdoodles: me: i can’t believe i finally got to look cool, literally the only thing that could ruin this great moment in this incredibly narrow hallway with no clear escape route would be an attack that could fill its entire spacehanzo: greetings
sjwstupidity: tomii-writes: sjwstupidity: Literally modern feminism. Written by me. Illustrated by David Barrentine. Wow. Literal male tears. But I guess it’s only fitting that the MRA message is delivered via infants, seeing as it is an ultimately
qunari-on-the-citadel: Group of people beside me: ay you hear what (person i secretly hate) did???? Me: LITERALLY ME AND ITS MY FAVORITE SKIN
boethiah: boethiah: I am actually speechless over this I want to make some witty comment on how dumb this is but its rendered me speechless literally nobody’s ever allowed to use the word neurotypical ever again at this point ‘neurotypical’ literally
dog-teeth:be-they-do-crimes:dog-teeth:badweird feelingsnot to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx describedPLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this
sfux: internetexplorers: give me 10 reasons why i shouldn’t just turn into a slug right now i literally can’t think of any and its pissin me off
dekutree: girls: spank me i’ve been naughty me: its okay we all make mistakes
lady-redrum: wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally
dorkstrider: do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you” Me. Me. 110% thru the roof me.
gaystin: me 5 years ago: i HATE pink!! its a girly color!! ugh ill never wear anything p*nk me now:
I talked to him about it before the last time it happened (she was literally jumping up and down calling his name then played with his hair and told him how he looks good with stubble .. vomit) and he reassures me he likes me not her but ughhghgh thank
sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
sillykita submitted: To Miss Harumi!Because your cosplay was very cute! uwu omgomgomg look how adorable this is you guys !!! ;o; im yelling ahhhh its literal fanart of me cosplaying Nepeta from this cosplay, i’m blushing ///// its so so cute thank
memeufacturing: cis boy: haha my friends call me Goober B)everyone: ok we’ll call u that :)trans girl: please call me Alice its literally my name everyone: that seems silly :/ i dont think so :/
CHANGED MY ICON BECAUSE Y A L L
grantgustin-deactivated20140620: HEY GUYS okay so a while back luckypressure asked me if i wanted to see her draw anything and I gave her some pokemon/glee(quinn) crossover ideas and she just submitted me a couple AND THEY ARE SO CUTE like im literally
