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Hey! I’d love some tips from you. My pussy had always had some natural gape to it, but my boyfriend really wants to fist and stretch me further. Problem is, when he gets three fingers in its like hitting my bones on each side and can’t
JOHN: HEY, AND THE NAME’S NOT JOHNATHAN. VRISKA: OMG JOHN: IT’S THAN. TAVROS: DAFUQ KIND OF NAME IS THAN? JOHN: ITS LIKE EGBERTHAN, ONLY SHORTER. In which John Egbert is the most popular girl in Homestuck. – Okay someone really really
hey it was either i give you a half-marco preview or i use a scary ghost to censor the nasty bits ok go hunt for the nsfw version i’m sure yall know where it is by now
“Hey, Marco, promise me you won’t tell Jean, okay?” You and I nursing on a poison that never stung Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it Somewhere for this, death and guns We are deaf, we are numb Free and young and we can
thcrsthry: JOHN: HEY, AND THE NAME’S NOT JOHNATHAN. VRISKA: OMG JOHN: IT’S THAN. TAVROS: DAFUQ KIND OF NAME IS THAN? JOHN: ITS LIKE EGBERTHAN, ONLY SHORTER. In which John Egbert is the most popular girl in Homestuck. – Okay someone really really
SO I FINALLY WATCHED THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN it was not good but it was basically gay porn without the actual porn so I’m inclined to like it despite how fucking awful it was
mrbiscuitsz: breatheeasyy: lezbfrands: emilyaych: pikapikaprostitute: tiffanyreallyjust: cyberqueef: hornburger: stonedelk: HEY THERE DELILAH, WHAT’S IT LIKE IN YOUR VAGINA?I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY,BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA,
motherfuckingcheese: popularhistorian: He is dead scared, and the cat is just like, “hey, buddy.” ITS GOTTEN A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH
hotselfshots: Hey, this is my miss January submission! Hope its liked lol xx (Don’t post it anon plz)
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vagbender: omg, i cant wait for Pacific Rim.. its like the best movie of 2013! …………………………………… Hey cupcake, I think you’ll like this
its real “hey alexa play avril lavigne nightcore” hours
hey. this? this is a fucking problem.
gwynndolin:trans women are so STRANGE and SPECIFIC its so awesome like.. god.. it doesnt help that like everyones dating each other anf your fuckin… third girlfriend twice removed is like “hey this is my friend Cherry.. She smokes weed out of pinecones
batmanisagatewaydrug: Okay but what I really want is a supernatural/sci fi genre tv show that’s filmed as a mockumentary style work com like Parks and Recreation with sidelong glances at the camera like can you believe this bullshit when another
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noiretoon-deactivated20161218: “Hey! Don’t mess with his funky flow!” I can’t get over this scene because she just, like, picks them up by the scruff like a mama cat and walks away and they don’t even struggle like “whoa
hey, y’know what, Amethyst finished Pearl’s sentence in the beginning of that scene
hey guys, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk or anything, but like if you look at leaks and stuff could you, like, not reply to speculation and theory posts about future episodes with information from leaks? It really ruins the fun for people avoiding
winchestre: do you ever see someone sad and you want to comfort them but all you can say is ‘hey its going to be okay’ and u know it doesnt help but still you mean it
jacemp3: havanapitbull: its like marine biology Jackass i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have
danboorukami: sup \o/ its the end of the year and ive been on tumblr for a while now but ive never done this so i figured w everyone doing it, why not!!!! i havent been on tumblr lately enough to know whos who tho LMAO so im probably missing half of
hey everyone likes a little yiff
I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these group of boys tried to pick me up and one of them used the same lame pickup line twice like i’m deaf? it was the most cringe worthy, saddest attempt I’ve ever experienced
quizzical-paradox:what the fuck. hey why are yall classifying WTNV as “ancient problematic media” because people liked it in 2013. am i not FUCKING allowed to like things if they’re not from 2018 or later. i refuse to forget about it
uchiiigatana: cyberjock:i hate men’s fashion at awards shows, its like oh hey look, this time its a slightly different suit
sluttysmutposts: ITS SO CUTE ITS LIKE THE PENIS IS SO EXCITED. HES ALL LIKE OH HEY ITS BRIGHT OUT NOW TIME TO GET UP WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
4fagsunderthestars: hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city? i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties yes i do no one can twerk dat ass like you i swear its true
iguanamouth: not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”
Hey guys. I wanna know something. What would you say if I liked a girl. Would you judge me. Would you support me. Leave stuff in my inbox please. I’m really struggling with this.
proctalgia: i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
brakehage: so me and my BF are looking for a new apartment and we saw one on craigslist that said its a three bedroom for 1100 a month and we were like wtf that’s so weird our apt right now which is a 2 bedroom is 1400 a month so i went to check it
hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui
marcopines: boys and girls of every agewouldn’t you like to see something strange?
mitunathehelicaptor: i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me
malibuh:The funny thing about introverts is once they get comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except the secret is their personality.
Hey flip, (sry im unable to reblog on my tablet) sometimes lineart will look like SHIT but once you color it, sometimes its like ‘damn, I hated this sketch but it came out good!’ Sometimes the final color is all it needs~ [That penny piece
tallphonse:YALL I MADE A PICREW!!!ALTpls like and reblog it!! its mainly just a test to see if people actually use + enjoy it, so there arent many options yet. feel free to suggest things for me to add!!! things i will DEFINITELY be adding soon:more skin
you might like shizuku and eris though! they’re eighteen, unrelated, and have no inordinate attachment to each other’s bodily fluids. hey look its blonde shizuma
hey, so like, lets consider for a moment that weiss’s reaction(s) to someone being flirty/cute/nice to her will not immediately make her angry faced and blushingg like lol i get it its funny cause omg tsundere!! and even i laugh sometimes at it
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
