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restricted-senses: You will wait while I prepare your dinner of mashed potato, and then I will watch as you eat it from a bowl using only your mouth. Then its back in the cage for the night exactly as you are now… Be thankful you even get dinner slave.
stale-potatoes: IM CRYING I MADE THIS AND ITS SO STUPID@markiplier this is hilarious
jammy-cat: its rare to see me not in any kind of socks but i didnt have any to go with this outfit :(i also havnt shaved in a bit so sorry about that but its not super noticeable because potato quality (maybe a bit of green will increase the quality
Also, keep the questions coming.
I have a date in a couple days n I’m nervous. My confidence lately has been terrible
toadst0ne: by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble five feet apart cus theyre not gay oh my god they were roommates i wont hesitate, bitch THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU its wednesday my dudes (no associated catchphrase) a potato flew around my room i
Starting off the best month DECEMBER with this shot of Miss Melék @missmelek98 ・・・ Drop it like its hot… or like you’re a potato 😌 #missmelek #missmelek98 #azeriprincess #thick #thickmiddleeastern #booty #thickwomen #curvywomen
amoratisse: coffeeandchapstick: amoratisse: why come coffeeandchapstick gets more beautiful each and every day and i still look like a potato u can’t spread lies on the Internet it’s illegal im the law and its unlawful for u to be this cute FuCK
xxjustsomebloggerxx: thegoddamazon: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run
kzaketchum: nakamatoo: Share a bag of potato chips and you become friends. Its common Sense Another POC anime character 👏🏾
the-vashta-nerada: girlgrowingsmall: notkorra: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run
moveslikekeithrichards:in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian
girlgrowingsmall: notkorra: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if
nefepants: knight-commander-potato: 28994051791290794: spoiledputa: losershawty: check for your city:http://archive.is/lhMKP my boyfriend and i looked this up just to make sure it’s not a trolling situation or a hoax and ITS NOT. CHECK FOR YOUR
alltheladiesyouhate: alltheladiesyouhate: all the edgy fan theories were like “the starks are gonna turn on each other over who gets to rule the north” but its like they’re playing hot potato with it honestly sansa: bran you’re the rightful
despairkomaeda: ITS LIKE FENNEKIN AND FROAKIE ARE IN THEIR TEEN STAGE ALL LOOKIN NICE FOR THE MEN/LADIES AND CHESPIN STILL DOESNT KNOW WHAT GIRLS ARE It looks like an actual potato.
zelulae:Balgheera has gradually become an old sack of potatoes and cheez-its.
thediagonallie: girlgrowingsmall: notkorra: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over
ewyourselfie: this post is about potatoes and eggs and its so deep
xxjustsomebloggerxx:thegoddamazon: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over
orgasmictipsforgirls: radioactivepapertowns: dragonflycup: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato
fireproofdanisamazing: girlgrowingsmall: notkorra: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been
just-shower-thoughts: Its amazing how potatoes give us chips, french fries and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable
elsajeni: opalescent-potato: orbo-gifs: No Pain, No Gain :3 I wonder which muscle groups this would work I’m gonna say this looks like a core workout for the kid; meanwhile the cat is working its Hate Muscles, which is the most important muscle
hexhypoxia: davidhiltonphoto: Hex Hypoxia St. Petersburg, Florida OMG. so freaking excited..ive been a fan of this guy’s work forever and we finally got to shoot and ALL OF THE EXCITE! i love this so much..plus..i made friends with his potato. its
thisistheageofignorance: forced-laughter: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE omfg ITS BACK. The good lord is tempting me.
lilnympho: corncobjelly: echolalien: This is the money butt. It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours. money butt god bless I !! NEED! MONEY! 4!!! POTATOS!!!!!!!
teenytigress: am-i-a-potato-yet: mrss-barakat: its-not-a-phase-mom: This ain’t a it’s a My friend is sitting next to me and she was like This aint a scene girl its a god damn arm marathon this ain’t a emo it’s a beard waterfall hand
gnarly-muffedup-haggard: swifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite
sugarweregoingdownwiththis-ship: fruitcrocs: kettls: teenytigress: am-i-a-potato-yet: mrss-barakat: its-not-a-phase-mom: This ain’t a it’s a My friend is sitting next to me and she was like This aint a scene girl its a god damn arm marathon
hungwy: hungwy: me any time someone says soup: oh have you tried potato-leek? its really goodthem: i know, its really good This is so true 🤘
stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
am-i-a-potato-yet: mrss-barakat: its-not-a-phase-mom: This ain’t a it’s a My friend is sitting next to me and she was like This aint a scene girl its a god damn arm marathon this ain’t a emo it’s a beard waterfall hand running
tadashi-sensei: stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
samanddean-inthemysterymachine: teenytigress: am-i-a-potato-yet: mrss-barakat: its-not-a-phase-mom: This ain’t a it’s a My friend is sitting next to me and she was like This aint a scene girl its a god damn arm marathon this ain’t
peanutsareforpussies: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
stayuptoseethedawn:osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why
weepingangelofjotunheim: invokes: princess-lullaby: spirallightofvenus: lampsarepeopletoo: thats not even a cat its like a bowling ball that is not a bowling ball it is a watermelon with fur It is a potato a furry potato Furtato
shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mango-es: (via imgTumble) Um Hello It’s a sloth sladjflksjdf just chillin whats goooooooood pound it OMG ITS A SLOTH NEXT TO POTATOES SLOTH+POTATOES= BEST PICTURE EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. oh my goodness. cutest picture
