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She found your wife very attractive. She knew every woman at a lesbian wedding wonders, “what would it be like to …” and also how to successfully approach a supposedly-straight married woman. Now, when you have sex with her, your wife

hwstud: sharingwifes: If you like this, you’ll love… If my girl did wonder in men showers it would not be an accident it would on purpose. Purpose to get fucked just like that :)

swingsetindecember:tv content creators changing their story when the fans figure out their plot. LIKE THATS WHY YOU HAVE FORESHADOWING? like seeing it all come together is beautiful. why would you be upset when fans know what will happen? that means you

It would be so nice to just doze off to sleep like this guy… #panda #cute #instagood #likeforlike #pandabear #asians #likes #funny #pandas #pandaexpress #instapandacool #bestoftheday follow for more awesome posts

Idk it would just be nice to feel like I’m NOT just a fuck doll all the time

bryko: When someone near you is being an asshole and you feel like calling them out on it but it would be completely awkward and out of character so you just sit there for like 5 minutes contemplating what you would’ve said

brookeandthebeast: i dunno sometimes i just think about how wonderful it would be to have someone’s hand to hold as we walk through Disneyland. i just think about how nice it would be to have someone slip their arm around you on a ride or while you’re

People should just tell me something in my asks! It doesn't have to be Omo related. You could just be like "4 hours ago I ate chicken" or " sometimes I chew my pens" and I would be like ayyyye cool.

It hurts like hell to find out someone you loved more than the entire world sees you as “just another friend”, and it hurts even more when they don’t even want to be that close… fuck i should stop looking at her damn blog but i can’t stop

I’ve really had enough of shitty people posting shitty stuff and then not tagging it right, like if you’re gonna post graphic cartoon/real life gore you should fucking tag it you disgusting fucks.Sorry just some shit really doesn’t sit well with

not-all-the-prayers: Some words of wisdom from Carrie Fisher “Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ” “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” “Sometimes you can only

barduils: barduils: barduils: being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s

barduils: barduils: being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered

sorry:I have a bad procrastination problem that it will eventually get to the day of my death and I would just be like nahhh i’ll do it tomorrow

i want to go to hollywood and find vince vaughn and just like… convince him to live in a dumpster with me.

12. Sharing a Bed (Bilbo/Bofur) from gideondorfI feel as though this would just be a small scene of a bigger theme of “Bofur takes up a LOT OF SPACE AS A PERSON” and as much as Bilbo likes him, it takes a lot of getting used to. Because

dazzledfirestar: Just a reminder that if you hate on Wanda for Carol’s sake, Carol would probably think you’re a dick. Because we shouldn’t be asking why Wanda gets to be there instead of Carol. It’s shouldn’t be an “instead of" situation!

So I had a mighty need to draw pants friend with a bed shit over them but then i realised that it would basically go down like this

not-all-the-prayers: Some words of wisdom from Carrie Fisher “Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ” “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” “Sometimes you can only

It’s really annoying to keep coming across so much Andrea (from The Walking Dead) hate while searching for stuff on Cybil (from Silent Hill) just because they’re both played by Laurie Holden. There’s enough Andrea hate in the Walking

shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: voiceactresskurutta replied to your p… PFT Oh my gosh, Garnet would crush them. I can see Amethyst and Steven trying that on Garnet and it’d just be like running into a brick wall omg yea. Like

Dang its super foggy out right now. Must just be this area though otherwise everyone I know would be texting me telling me I’d love it because it’s ‘just like Silent Hill outside’

it is kind of a really unlikely hope of mine that Connie’s mom will sing something in one episode at some point. Like, it doesn’t have to be a full song, just a little something. I don’t expect it to ever happen, (‘cause I mean when would she

of course, my suspension of disbelief with fiction is super high in general. Continuity errors, so long as they aren’t major (and even if they are, as long as it doesn’t flip-flop. Changing once doesn’t really bother me, especially with on-going

I’ve never played Dark Souls, so I wouldn’t really know, but I feel like Connie would probably really like it

Chrome seems to have changed the way it logs its History where it’ll only keep a handful of results with the same title and I have to assume the sole reason for this is specifically to screw with how I fill my queue :| It used to be that I would go

You ever see one of those #Relatable type posts where there’s nothing wrong or offensive about it or anything, it’s just so intensely Not You that you would relate to the exact polar opposite of it, like it’s astounding how much you can’t relate

ltleicam: a-sassy-buddhist: mo-choi: keepin-it-snowy: idkiloveyou: sallyandjackforever: sequin-veins: voxamberlynn: I would fucking die. Oh my god I’d be locked in the bathroom crying. I would just move, fuck that everybody get their lighters

0x1-deactivated20220826:if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad’s tiktok niche be

matt-delancy: I know I wouldn’t have minded being awaken by something like that… But, well, that’s just me, and if you think you should spare your boyfriend from something like it, then, who should I be to tell you otherwise… It’s just, you

dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying

nightxvision: pixiepienix: look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity I don’t have the patience for fragile masculinity, I really don’t. Imagine being

not-all-the-prayers: Some words of wisdom from Carrie Fisher “Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ” “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” “Sometimes you can

not-all-the-prayers: Some words of wisdom from Carrie Fisher “Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ” “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” “Sometimes you can

My dads childless girlfriend has this photo in her bathroom of these stock image babies. And every time I go to the bathroom or take a shower I feel like that middle one is just eyeing me with these weird eyes like “weird seeing you here in this

moonblossom: deluxetrashqueen:Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give

Like, I don’t WANT to be a bitter angry perpetually exhausted person without an identity outside of my child forever but I also can’t help but feel like if I wasn’t a piece of shit, maybe my parents, stepfather, and in laws would come

not-all-the-prayers: Some words of wisdom from Carrie Fisher “Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ” “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” “Sometimes you can only

barduils: barduils: being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered

i-shit-on-hipsters: grudge: islannd: i wish phones didn’t exist so no one would film and take phones, they would just be in the moment. Like the people in this i can spot at least 5 phones here And how would we be seeing this right now if it

dunbarshood: do you realise how hard it would be to have a werewolf boyfriend like if you were on your period they would just be so confused like “I smell blood omg R U OK?!?” like liSTEN HoE i dIDnT aSk 4 U tO pOinT iT oUt tHx

beautflstranger: it’s just that i can’t bear it when You aren’t here. (smiles with intense eye contact) And? ..and..i thought if i wore Your shirt, scented of You, it would be like…just be like… being wrapped in Your arms. ahhh..a sexy

patmaroon-deactivated20150722: It changed me a lot, it really did affect me. I was really, like, it really hurt my soul, it changed how I am I think in the public a little bit. It’s like, I would go out and there would just be photos of me, like, any

not-all-the-prayers: Some words of wisdom from Carrie Fisher “Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ” “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” “Sometimes you can only

sorry:I have a bad procrastination problem that it will eventually get to the day of my death and I would just be like nahhh i’ll do it tomorrow

science people help: you know how the feeling of love is basically just chemicals in your brain? what if you made a machine that makes your brain have those chemicals, would you eventually start feeling in love with the machine even when it wasn’t

lesbiancarlyrae:wouldn’t it be lit if physical beauty wasn’t the primary determinant of female worth? like idk I think it would just be fun lol

playbunny: I really felt like drawing centaurs the other day, so here’s a black sheep centaur!Aradia because I don’t draw her as often and thought it would be cute and fun uvu/

watching old cartoons and like, i never noticed how inconsiderate dog was to cat in catdog, like yeah cat did mean things to him sometimes but dog would always be selfish and do things he liked even knowing that they were hurtful to cat im just, how

lesbiancarlyrae:wouldn’t it be lit if physical beauty wasn’t the primary determinant of female worth? like idk I think it would just be fun lol

barduils: barduils: being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered

henwithatie replied to your post “hbkxxii replied to your post “Nope don’t enjoy drawing DB nsfw/lewd…” It probably just sounds a bit odd to them that you may like/enjoy characters from a particular franchise

graynard:life used to be so fucking simple. you could just be the guy whos really good at making ropes and that would be your entire life

awesometotaltreble replied to your post:Age: 18, gender: Fluid (female), height: 5’ 3", eye and hair color: Brown and red and black, Favorite hobby is drawing, I would like to be taken somewhere quiet maybe outside in a hammock and just snuggle

I had the idea that in @starrycove‘s Miraculous Moves AU that Ladybug has these light up shoes which do this really cool effect when in motion and I thought it would be a really cool reference to the actual Ladybug’s Yo-Yo when she spins :3c

The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like,Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’Amethyst, Falling

petzandpuppiez: Melissa bit heavily on her gag as she felt the sting of the flogger on her ass. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. When her new boyfriend had suggested some naughty play, she thought it would just be some handcuffs and giggles. This

oh and heads up, replies dont seem to be working very well it looks like??so if you’d like to tell me something and want a response back it would be easier for me if you could drop me an ask instead for now! but if u leave replies just to leave me

worstnotp: Krista doesn’t like Ymir romantically and it would be wrong for Ymir to force Krista to like her. Which is the only way they’d be together. you clearly don’t read the mango

Nothing like a good ol’ sad film to just completely crush you

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