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bmarg12387: Boy is deep in trance. He thinks it is funny that I was not able to hypnotize him but hypnotized his two friends and is watching them obey me. He doesn’t realize his friends are not here with us and he is the one obeying anything I say
Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This could just as
bannableoffense: hotgirlsblog101: erogenousmind: “Ohmygawwwwwww…”It was a wonder Brianna could form coherent words at all at this point, as her…seventh? eighth?…mind-blowing orgasm rocked her body and mind. She was panting.Her body was getting
cautioncat: sirkowski: artist-confessions: Seriously, it’s really just… rude. You can’t just… ask someone to be friends with you, and then you’re just automatically friends (sometimes even I wish it was like that, there’s a lot of artists
Yeah, that’s probably what it was
tenenbris: I missed the date, but better late than never. Happy Birfday @mcsweezyHope i didn’t screw up any details. Northern Excursion is how i found your stuff, so i felt it was fitting to draw Rem. Dude, your lighting/coloring will never fail
I JUST FINISHED MASTERS SUN. AND LIKE. IM CRYING SO MUCH OMFG IT WAS PERFECT I JUST UGH THAT WAS SO CUTE I CANT RIGHT NOW . AAAAAAAAAAH
kittenfossils: hacksign: clalish: hacksign: “i misread the post” no shade but it was like a sentence long and you kept arguing with multiple ppl and it didn’t dawn on you to re-read the post. Tell Another Lie. Please @ me next time you ugly
It always confuses me when neurotypicals think that all triggers are of the same intensity - like these asshats were getting angry about someone who had tagged something as “irl hands //” or something and they thought it was hilarious but like…
blkwlw: yomonkeysuncle: thatshowthefuckyousound: … White people are white people no matter the gender, sex, or orientation Just a reminder that black and brown trans women started the morden pride movement. ^ This, I’m so fucking tired of
mumblesplash:esmeralda-anistasia:mumblesplash:mumblesplash:mumblesplash:mumblesplash:mumblesplash:mumblesplash:mumblesplash:HETALIA IS REAL????????I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THAT THING WHERE EVERYONE WAS DRAWING WEBSITES AS ANIME TWINKS BUT FOR COUNTRIES BUT
transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous
//SCREECHES LIKE A DYING WOMBATLOOK AT THESE CUTIE PIES I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE CON OH MY GOD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDor maybe it was good that i didn’t see u bc i probably would’ve like kidnapped you
problackgirl: we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back
krystal-tsuki: I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK. I COULDN’T LITERALLY BREATHE. I WATCHED THE JAP EP AND I JUST CRIED CRIED AND CRIED. BECAUSE I COULDNT BELIEVE IT WAS TRUE.OK A KISS, OK HUGS, OK BEING PERFECT BOYFRIENDS, BUT FUUUCK .. THIS IS A RING EXCHANGE?!?
shinypet: fetishkitsch: January Seraph performs a “routine” checkup at FetishKitsch.com! I would like a routine check from januaryseraph if it was like that.
spikeghost: For all their faults, the fact that the Stargate writers managed to turn Rodney McKay, of all characters into a sympathetic character shows how talented they can be.
I actually somehow overlooked Connie in the description for “We Need to Talk” so it does seem likely that Stevonnie will at least come up at some point in that episode
Chrome used to have a bookmarking system that allowed you to show thumbnails on the links you bookmarked. And it was largely unnecessary for my needs but I found it extremely useful for looking for fusion suggestions since I’d bookmark gems by color
@copperpossem replied to your post: tbh, I still think this is the best GI…it was to show how pearl dances out her frustrationsoh right! Just like that scene in Footloose, which explains the connection
someone just posted a message on an old RPG egroup I moderated when I was a kid (I joined it in 2002) that hasn’t had a non-spam message in over 10 years (and no messages at all in 5 years). If I had any interest in RPing these days I’d reply to them,
@stevonnie replied to your post “What do you think Beach City Drift is going to be about?” imagine that part from the comics where there’s a big bike race…. just animated this time I was picturing something like that one episode
sarahboodles: Last one from childhood inspiration week. I have some pretty vivid memories of drawing Pokemon for my classmates in elementary school. That was the first time I experienced what it was like to share my art with others, and nothing made me
kismesisstude:i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
egyptiansapphiredragons: bridge-into-fog: prismatic-bell: card-gays: prismatic-bell: card-gays: Honestly, it’s remembering moments like that which cement for me why DSOD is so meaningful, and such a beautiful way to conclude Kaiba’s plot arc.
okay but headcanon that the first (and last) time noiz ever had chocolate, it was like 99% dark chocolate so now he never wants to touch or see chocolate ever again and thinks it’s pure evil.
you ever sit in a really awkward position for a long time b/c for some goddamn reason it’s really comfortable? but then you shift just a little bit and it feels like someone just ripped off your leg???
deerhoof: lms if you, too, get actively annoyed by the xkit news “unread messages” notification but refuse to click on the bubble to make it go away out of sheer laziness
chyrstis: chyrstis: 1. How did you first get into writing fanfic, and what was the first fandom you wrote for? What do you think it was about that fandom that pulled you in?2. Name the fandoms you’ve written in, and how much you’ve written in that
I hope y'all understand that Zimmerman didn't win by proving his innocence. He won because his attorney was able to justify that Trayvon deserved to die. That's the country we live in, it was like that before this trial and will be so long after.
katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say
I hope y'all understand that Zimmerman didn't win buy proving his innocence. He won because his attorney was able to justify that Trayvon deserved to die. That's the country we live in, it was like that before this trial and will be so long after.
This was the welcome note in my church’s booklet for today’s service. I just thought some of you would like to know that the true message of Christianity is one of love and acceptance.
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
fonzworthcutlass: blackberryshawty: shohole: weloveshortvideos: when u tryna clock out Deadass this was me as a cashier. That and at a lot of places people can be penalized for moving too slowly when they check out a customer Yeah it was like that
wedgie-girls:Today’s my birthday and this how I’m tryna be all day 😋(Paradise of peaches)I didn’t crop it, it was like that when I found it on ifunny.Yes today is actually my birthday 😁
zerachin: dumbledorathexplora: trapped-horse: sanjl: “What? Why so?” “My intuition… rather, I can say it’s too troublesome. Or should I say I don’t want to return to a word like that again…” WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?? The movie is
100xx: kissing him was like eating pop rocks. you know that tingly feeling you get in your mouth; intense but pleasant with a tinge of addicting sweetness. yeah, it was like that.
nasapussy:jervae:This had me fucking screaming at 2 amI thought it was just me 😩 Yo this was a whole fucken mood though
I had my first experience of a stranger coming up to me and asking “WHAT TEAM??” today and it was very exciting
so at my sisters wedding I was the maid of honor and when I got my dress they had to tailor it since im so tiny + I dont have the boobs to hold up a strapless dress so it was tight tight tight but I guess they forget that my ass actually isnt as small
im pretty sure I died a little bit last night because oh my goddd darfin made my mind blank for a little while. idk why but everywhere he touched was like ultra sensitive and heightened and he went down on me for like 30 minutes and my legs were shaking
miraruinada:“It was like listening to a choir of muses singing classic nineties songs exclusively.” Fuck, was he purposefully trying to make her blush all the time ? !
🍭 🍭 🍭 < continued > The rambunctious blaring of the alarms echoed throughout the entire vicinity. It sounded like a disco for the anti-christ. It was infuriating, it grated the nerves, it made Juliet
mad-cunts: Girls that dress like that though
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
gonna be honest but when i first learned about the gigapause i was like, that’s cool, it’s gonna be gr8 omg the intensity of it all aaa so pumped etc, but then a few hours passed by and i curled up on my bed thinking about how sad i am LOL
octibbles: One time I adopted a baby in the sims and when it arrived it wasn’t a baby but an endless red line shooting into the sky and no matter how many times i refreshed it was like that
skarodegradation: kanyemotherfuckingwest: shavingryansprivates: remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney” i don’t remember
one thing though is that the animation for the rain scene at the end of the ML episode reminded me of the first 3D PV scenes it was great
eliciaforever: Reblog if you’ve ever been told it was a “shame” that you cut your “beautiful hair.”
I’m at the CalArts showcase right now and one person did a live interaction with their film and it was so fucking cool?? Really creative AND hilarious gosh
virtuosiclucidity: This took a while, but it was worth it–This is a Merstuck! Rose based on ikimaru’s design which I REALLY LOVE, holy crap. Yeah, she’s beautiful… I really which I could colour it… that’s so cool! ahh thank you so much!
we were being dumb last night and we watched community/parks and rec/anchorman 2 together over skype and then it was 5am and we needed to sleep but then we talked a lot while in bed, still on skype forever has been playing pokemon y recently he told
someone said quitt and I was like yesss because I secretly wanted to draw it I mean, look at it guys that shits kawaii
literalrubyrose reblogged your post [smokes imaginary pipe] ah yes, i reme… and added: can i have a link becuz i wanna see which drawing btw congratz it was this one
This lady I work with but never talk to came up to me at lunch and mentioned I lost a lot of weight and that I look good and I’m still all happy about it cause that was honestly so sweet of her 😭😭😭😭😭
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.
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