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jeanswetting: Sexy pornstar Alexa18 totally soaks her tight jeans in pleasure. She held her full bursting bladder as long as she could & it was such a relief to finally piss her jeans with great force! An older video but still a goodie! Download
slogandstuff: Because I think it was James Roberts said something about writing the adventures of Swerve and Tailgate running an ice cream stand. And ho my god. I had to.
ggeology:Fingal’s Cave // Staffa, ScotlandFingal’s Cave is found on the uninhabited island of Staffa. It was formed by a Paleocene lava flow that left hexagonally jointed basalt columns. Cooling of the lava caused contraction and fracturing of the
A random guy paid me a compliment and why it was okay
it was a logical ruse!
bugcthulhu: filbypott: rafzombie: i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi I thought it was a giant squid. holy shit they get this big?
i-must-be-odd: the-eagle-atarian: When there’s a genius plot twist and it was foreshadowed the whole time. I love it when good writing disintegrates me.
did-you-kno: This is a single photo with all the objects perfectly aligned to create the illusion of 4 separate images. Here it is from another angle: There’s also a stop-motion video that shows how it was made. Source
ianference:The doors and moulding throughout the original building complex at Westborough State Hospital are of a lovely wood that managed to survive unpainted since 1884. This is a feature almost never seen in asylums, as it was cheaper to just slather
theshitfucksart: Of course I had to draw some of my favorite alien gays from Oban Star Racers! This seemed to take way too long but hey I think it was worth it! Please do not repost or remove the caption.
lukespoopface: a straight guy said it was disgusting that i liked girls a STRAIGHT guy YOU LIKE GIRLS TOO YOU IDIOT
When you weren’t lucky enough to be a part of the fandom when it was fully alive and active:
kaible: IT WAS RAD AS SHIT DUDE, HIGH-FIVE
thehansoloist: neilnevins: “That scene where Kylo Ren sets his helmet down on a tray of ashes aren’t ashes at all. It’s chocolate milk mix. We originally had a larger subplot where Kylo Ren loved chocolate milk. It was an attempt to humanize him
coolfriendlyguy: sheatriceisreal: coolfriendlyguy: shingaras: coolfriendlyguy: guess what number im thinking of 420 no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously 69 yeah it was 69
codeycakes: reanimateobjects: americanpipedream: reanimateobjects: reptonic-art: reanimateobjects: I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry
roachpatrol: coelasquid: yonatantal: My 3rd year film at CalArts, “Nightmare in the Morning” is a music video about the way I feel in the morning. It was an honor to work with the amazing talents who created the original song for it:Song writer:
grawly: gothtia: grawly: grawly: what did tumblr look like back in the 90s this says tubr it was the 90s
golgothasdraws: I decided to create a new style for myself! I thought it was cute and simple, and I really like it. (I wasn’t sure if I liked the colored or non-colored one better, so I’m posting them both!)
vergess: marysburgerbackpack: beardednegro: Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic. This version is much better. omg it’s so much better with the conclusion [Image Description] Three panel infographic
joshpeck: oomshi: @joshpeck I’m not kidding when I say that I had to block you on snapchat because I accidentally sent a dick picture to you when it was supposed to go to someone else & I literally SCREAMED & panicked I’m sorry
la-volpe-bianca: vivilevone: hellyeahthomassanders: When earbuds start doing the thing… 🎧 by Thomas Sanders THIS IS THE WORST FEELING EVER FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps summoning demons and it was cute at first but it doesn’t fit our decor
noiitamina: (This is unusual for my blog) this is a masterpost I made for my use, and for anyone else who wants to use it. So I don’t have to go through thousands of posts for a while. I was going to post it later, but screw it I need this now. (THIS
theperksofbeingaperk: “…last year this photograph of children looking at their smartphones by Rembrandt’s ‘The Night Watch’ in the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam [went viral.] It was often accompanied by outraged, dispirited comments such as “a
owson: gaydicks420: every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to
dicksu: bigrnac: what if when doritos stained ur fingers it was permanent
slimetony: modchao: slimetony: modchao: slimetony: didnt realize you were supposed to pour coffee creamer into the coffee i thought it was its own standalone thing that you could drinkj always wondered why it didnt taste like coffee randy you’re
teratophile: I had to do some Rick and Morty fan art. It was the creative allies t-shirt contest initially but finished it for myself.
chat-en-rose: Triforce of Wisdom Hey look! I drew another comic! it was 10 times funnier in my head, but I actually had fun drawing it. Sorry for Ganondorf’s face, I suck at buff men faces. Also OoT Ganondorf’s face is super creepy!
goingtobuffalo: 0oazulo0: goingtobuffalo: how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors Depends. … On what
piertotum-locomottor: arnobuyens: I thought it was gonna be cute but it just turned creepy ARE THOSE HIS LEFTOVERS!?
tuba-terror: boredpanda: 15+ Rare Photos Of Victorians Proving They Weren’t As Serious As You Thought They were just the same as us, but since it took so long to take a picture, it was easier to keep a stern face for as long as it took for a
gothicprep: gothicprep: anyway I (begrudgingly) saw suicide squad with some friends last night and it has got to be one of the choppiest movies I’ve ever seen. also at one point harley quinn says “normal is a setting on a dryer” and it was rlly
joshpeck: dracumon: you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when
cactuarkitty: Dr. Chakwas: Was that EDI who just walked by? Shepard: Yes, it was. Dr. Chakwas: Joker is going to have a field day with that.
halcyonharlot: ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like “i signed into xbox live and i had a message
0rphaner: destroyed-and-abandoned: The filming location for “Teletubbies” as it was and how it is now. thats really sad
cuddletoy-therepist: when u say gg but it wasn’t gg it was bg
jadeyarts: i just idly thought about the idea of a computer downloading sexualities so i made a comic. i thought it was funny but it might not be
angel-is-batman-shhhh: tennants-companion: 12 years after it was first aired, the producers of Max & Ruby have finally announced the physiological aspect behind it. The reason why there are no parents is because they died in a car accident on there
ectobiologist: unexplained-events: Strange Sighting This strange picture has been going viral on FB. It was uploaded by user Richard Christianson and it shows a shadowy figure with what looks like wings and horns. shes here
certifiedwife: i wanted to do something stylized and cartoony… it was super fun! i’d like to draw like this more often also i was lazy and didn’t use references for his mechanical limbs, pls forgive
joyceanfartboner: speedwagon’s stand is [Keep On Loving You] and it was activated at his death. it’s the speedwagon foundation. and it’s always going to help the joestars.
autieblesam: lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal
mettic: mettic: My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed” ive made a lot of posts that i
nikolasdraperivey: FFVII REVISEDOkay, allow me to explain:Recently, it was brought to my attention that some people on my page had a problem with me drawing black people because I, a black man, was drawing far too many of them (and not as stereotypes
nannycanes: damianmcgintleman: thankyougreenlantern: I’m watching a doc about judy garland and wow gay men love her fun fact gay men used to refer to themselves as “friends of dorothy” when it was still illegal to be gay because garland was so
zaznayka: saccharinescorpion: softbutchmonet: saccharinescorpion: talking about Rosie The Riveter, fun fact: while the We Can Do It picture has become the most-well known depiction of her in modern times, it wasn’t really a famous image when it was
grimdarkmatt: grimdarkmatt: I heard on the radio there was a guy sitting ontop of a cop car swinging a lasso around and if that ain’t Jesse McCree it was stuck in my head so i had to
quarter: in middle school they had us write emails to our future selves that would deliver on a specific date, and i got mine today. it was all pretty…2014-ish (as u can see in the screenshot), but the best and most tragic part was this
sadietheservicedog: On Saturday, May 27th Sadie hurt her knee while we were playing. Initially I thought it was a minor sprain, but it carried on through the long weekend. I brought her to the vets today, May 30th and discovered she has torn her ACL.The
the-disney-elite: “I think that one of my favorite memories was when they showed [Tiana] to me in color for the first time. It was a surprise. They played this footage for me, and I just started to cry. So moving to me, and so amazing. I had no idea
freakinmilkonthatshizz: Their love was forbidden, but it was meant to be.
historicallyrelevant: yourfavoritekylie: savvygooner: sobeitjayt: theblacktroymcclure: BRUH 😨😨😨 I thought it was the other lady’s son not her husband 😨😨😨😨😨😨 This was a wild fuckin ride!!
stuffmikeclicked: notglacier: you know this fucking tune They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties. … I like the full version.
ambidexterous: overanalyticalqueer: so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in
alexalexalexalex: meladoodle: my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started
asgardianarmy: familiareyes: Just imagine how it was back when something like a bendable straw was new badass technology. gay pastel colors
![vergess: marysburgerbackpack: beardednegro: Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic. This version is much better. omg it’s so much better with the conclusion [Image Description] Three panel infographic](https://40.media.tumblr.com/7cb84db4311ea8190d1413f1bab39e05/tumblr_o71h1g4R3n1rvhu1ro1_250.jpg)
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![joyceanfartboner: speedwagon’s stand is [Keep On Loving You] and it was activated at his death. it’s the speedwagon foundation. and it’s always going to help the joestars.](https://40.media.tumblr.com/avatar_248a631004a7_128.png){kind=avatar}
![the-disney-elite: “I think that one of my favorite memories was when they showed [Tiana] to me in color for the first time. It was a surprise. They played this footage for me, and I just started to cry. So moving to me, and so amazing. I had no idea](https://40.media.tumblr.com/8ad758af336579ba21da1200db74f6df/tumblr_oqp57h3MEa1t0xyebo1_250.jpg)
