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My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder if he knew that
jesse-bro: “Every time you exhale smoke, you lose some of your brains.”As if. That fuckin pot dealer was a joke, a weirdo. But, whatever, his stuff was cheap. And it looked good, too. Like, damn good. Besides, I’m in a high GPA, a little pot isn’t
pron4all: hotnessa: realhotpics: catzogrande: hotwifefantasy: We used to joke about how poor she was at sucking cock, but it is amazing how good she got once we agreed she could fuck other men. Just the other night, she had me sit and watch her
levilagann: “Yeah, I guess she really made our plans…fall apart?” “No…just, no.” “Wha- but you do it!”“There’s a time and a place for jokes.”“Was this not it?” “No, it just wasn’t very good.”“Well at least I’m trying!”
littlelaneykink: Every Little Girl Has A First The first time he mentioned it, I thought he was joking. I laughed in that self-deprecating way, accepting the jibe with good humor. A frisson of unease slid through my giggles, though, when I realized
ask-poison-joke: asktheoandkeoh: Part II of my gift to Lapiz… Aheh~ *hides face* >/////w///////< That was a very very good surprise for me ^/////^ thank you very much You have now idea How I love it ^///^ X3 Cuuuuute >w<
So people, do you know what it feels like to have an Eremes on your bed? No? Man, it feels good. /end of lame joke Anyways, yes. This is a painting my girlfriend did for me at her school (I guess this was an assignment of some sort and she chose to ask
knightofdouchebaggery: ledroid: wraithlike: this might have been funnier in my head? i’m really good at forgetting how i was gonna set up jokes and then having to sort of cobble it together and jhbasdfjikdf me and kennedy irl yes
blushingbixbite: I streamed while working on this yesterday. It’s not done, but I’m very excited to finish it. x) Also the “I WANNA DO A GOOD JOB!!!” thing was a joke between me and @nocommentranger but decided to leave it in just for her. (for
jordan-reet: [Feeling his face start turning red, the warmth came over his cheeks when he tried to find the right word.] You do that innocent look too good. I’m starting to think it’s all a game. [He shot her a wink showing her he was only joking.]
bustysister: My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder
sodomymcscurvylegs:Real talk, though, because it needs to be said: as much as we all joke that porn was the only good thing this place had left, the reality is that it being the only place where one could regularly engage with and promote sexual content
irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking
gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong with me okay here
swtorlife: isis-: gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong
erinthesails: lyriumpomegranates: angelicdiaspora: kyrstin: Ron always just fucking knows If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!
isis-: gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong with me okay
thescienceofjohnlock: fancypantswatson: ewmartin: i’d like to pretend that john took this picture when sherlock was in a good mood one day. he made some stupid joke then when sherlock was smiling, called his name and snapped this. he had it printed
thisfightisworthwhile: thefaultinourdeductions: mosaicbrokenhearts: alright it’s official no one can use this joke ever again because she just shut it dOWN I WAS FUCKING THERE AND OH MY GOD SHE MADE SO MANY GOOD POINTS ABOUT THE SHIT PEOPLE SAY
wilwheaton: sodomymcscurvylegs: Real talk, though, because it needs to be said: as much as we all joke that porn was the only good thing this place had left, the reality is that it being the only place where one could regularly engage with and promote
toxicxbunni: capnhpn: mymmm: @thesensualsubmissive 😂 😄 O my God dude no joke this was it in like grade school and middle. Good fucking times
familyfun69: My sister and i were trying to think of a good gift for my mom and our aunt. I jokingly said my dick and my sister laughed for a little and then saw the imprint in my shorts and wanted to see it for her self. I showed her and she was amazed.
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myrtenaster-rose: “There’s a time and a place for jokes.” “Was this not it?” “No, it’s just wasn’t very good.”
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