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It’s pretty obvious why men like to stare at women with large breasts, slim waists and curvy hips - but why do women do this as well? Take it away Science: The explanation may be partly evolutionary, said lead author and social psychologist Sarah
It says “deepanaldildo” but I’m pleased to see that it is her pussy that is being nicely stretched!
i just sent my portfolio to be printed and i really like my covers if i do say so myself
It probably says something about me
late-nightlove: So I was browsing on Google Images just to confirm something about the merchandise I bought last weekend and…May I just say that the manufacturers have taken it upon themselves to ship my Gintama OTP?What’s with the eyesex intense
It’s lit
xekstrin: shipperwrit342: xekstrin: is no one going to say it educate me xekstrin
It’s not like I’ll say no to an excuse to delay putting effort into something, but this is getting ridiculous. Again. My account is a gift, so I am not technically a paying customer, but generally speaking, manga is for premium users. People who have
actually…hmm let’s see, I’ve had an SU idea for a while that involves well…male humiliation XD and a giant dildo. I don’t want to reveal too much, but if you guys aren’t interested in that, plz say so and I’ll work on some other
thelifeofsinposts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU REBLOGING FROM ME?!? WHEN DID YOU EVEN KNOW I EXIST?!? @underwatersins i really love your blog but i dont know why you rebloged from me?! Im actual shit dude. But thatnks. It really made me happy! heyo
Macleod Sawyer
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
it’s 6 am on a thursday, perfect time for sheith
animatedamerican: rowanthesloth: brigdh: weiila: whitetigerdemoness: weiila: The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation. ok but you say this….then don’t give
beetledrink:jewishbookwyrm:myidiocyiscontagious:beetledrink:beetledrink:beetledrink:i briefly thought about making a three way venn diagram of fictional couples where i am attracted to both parties but were not ready for it and you will hate itwait i’ll
“I’m glad you’re doing well, but I really have to check on my other patients.”“But Nurse Penny, don’t you love the look of this pendant?”“Well… well yes, it’s very pretty, but I’m really very busy.”“I know you are, but wouldn’t
Does anyone else find themselves struggle with writing Gandalf? I feel like I keep looking up lines that he says so I can make sure I can get his phrases down and I still don’t know if I’ve gotten it right. I’m also making him discuss
No wait I got it. It’s Gonna Get Weirder-verse Bilbo and Kili in sweaters that say “My gender is shut up.”
I wrote a large portion of the scene and wow ouch. Lots of conflicting feelings happening in it, holy shit. I also think I may have killed Zane while liveblogging it with him. But now I wrote myself into a dead end of sorts so hopefully I will know
Basically if you want me to ship your ship all you have to do is say “"Hey Donnie imagine this ship with body worship?” And I’m there.
cerigg: don’t SAY stage freeze just DO IT
gillianandersunshine: zahraaxix: gillianandersunshine: omg when ladies talk about their wives and just say “my wife” I just get so excited and happy because it is all possible and real. it’s so amazing and beautiful DUDE my teacher canceled
noshadeintheshadowofthecross:you ask an american if the chair they’re not using is free and they say something like my brother, for You it is on the house
Step one of not being annoying as fuck: Don’t express how much you love every single thing by saying it’s trash and you hate it
pizzopaps: animal crossing is literally the best because everyone is so cute and is almost never rude to you when you say no to something and all anyone wants to do is invite you over to hang out or give you presents like shit that’s cute also it’s
antivian: INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open. This shit is dope. No, you may not enter my room. This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try. WANT.
It took me many times hearing it in many different shows and movies before I realized that “aluminium” in British English is “aluminum” in American. Despite the similar spellings they sound quite different. I felt pretty dumb once
It kinda bugs me when people say stuff like “The Gems took Steven away from Greg” or talk about how wrong it is he doesn’t get to see his dad because…he does. All the time. Steven probably has access to his dad more often than
“Say Uncle”, the Steven Universe/Uncle Grandpa crossover special is now listed on TVGuide.com for April 2nd at 5:30pm (looks to be a half-hour episode as opposed to a quarter hour but I could be mistaken)
It amuses me that they say this like I wouldn’t already know
simonbitdiddle: fabtrek: arandomshotinthedark: memewhore: zofrph: ellirph: gendersurrender: gendersurrender: “You don’t have to say thank you, it’s their job.” YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON Why would you teach your child to be rude
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It’s really sad when you’re watching a commercial and it says ‘public space’ and you’re half awake. I read it as ’pubic space’.
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
mizby: it felt necessary to say.
brokendildo: me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok They say this as if it’s not true…..
samwiththagap: gregwuzhere: Fuck you, candy corn is alright U say “alright” cuz it ain’t good lol Can you not expose me please 😂😂
dickprintbandit: it’s always terrifying when ppl say they want 4+ more kids. i just can’t help but to think abt all the $ you gotta invest in these lil things. Childcare for three kids is killing me. I could afford a whole other house if I wasn’t
00incognegro: aaliyah-appollonia: shessofleeky:What’s wrong wth saying you don’t like kids tho? It sounds so weird for adults to boast about hating or disliking kids when all kids do is exist. Not wanting kids/not wanting to raise kids is one thing.
kimreesesdaughter: localstarboy: tpain got me reevaluating my whole life This was the response:Lmaoooo. Much like it’s gif and not “jif” regardless of convention or what its inventor says, it’s “ooowee” and not
localstarboy: Did She Say “Bitch” As Well😅 Angela Rye does not fucking play with anyone that come wrong 😂😂😂smoove called her a bitch on nationwide tv
erens-jaeger-bombs: tbh I think that Mikasa’s relationship with Levi is probably the most well-developed relationship Mikasa has with anyone. Not to say it’s the strongest relationship she has, obviously, but it’s the one that’s gone through
shinjiis: Left Arm Of The Devil (x)
It's gotten to the point of annoying, and this is all I'm gonna say.
nyannerz: video for my new rap cover >:) i did baby got back like 2 years ago so i figured i should do this one since lots of people requested it and it’s fun
alexstark-the-hunter: FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO
itsabear: allwomenmustdieactually: barbarianarchy: cantanopeshitthatwastaken: fudge-the-horse: some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: good Say what you will
it’s pretty shitty that I kind of had to give my mom “the talk” about saying the word retarded when her own son is autistic.
mygayisshowing: Saying “you’re so lazy” to someone who’s depressed is just like saying “you’re so quiet” to someone who’s mute.
senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
it was like over 85F yesterday and it was so hot and stuffy in my room and now it says its going to drop to the 30s tonight…..
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
Like, I know that it’s my URL and stuff but every single time someone leaves a nice little comment saying ‘Jen!’ Im always like 'they knew my name HI HELLO FRIEND :DDD’
hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and
it’s the last day to call congress to stop FCC and help save net neutrality!so I wanted to share this page again, you just have to type your phone number and they will give you a script of what to say in the call!let’s do it guys!!
saying - Google Search on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/61419317/via/miuda_1 Hearted from: http://sayingimages.info/
It’s pretty rare that i start watching a show and actually keep watching it after the first few minutes, but i started watching a show called The Magicians - it’s on netflix (at least the first 2 seasons are) but is a syfy series apparently. I’d
it seems that that one old faberry doodle i drew a while back is going around sorry to say if you’re gonna follow me for glee, you will be highly disappointed ahah :((
bowserwife:Ok but have u actually ever tried saying “aaaaaaa omp~” when u take a bite of a burger? Because it makes it taste better.