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supersassyfeminist: submissivedreamer: See, I hate pictures like this. Why is it seen as though a man is doing a favor if he’s doing the dishes? Why is it said that he’s nice enough to do the dishes? Why is it just expected that the women will
pls tell me i’m not the only person who finds himself humming “go go let’s go let’s go datekou” randomly during his daily chores bc i’ve been doing it for months and it won’t stop
djsckatzen: withprettywords: copsandgobblers: sparkafterdark: bootaloo: titangroupie: marcosplit: the-little-two-mouthed-girl: theairclub: oneoddobsession: theairclub: oneoddobsession: theairclub: oneoddobsession: KILL IT. KILL IT KILL IT
yabitter: i googled “macbook air charger not working” and the results literally said “sit on it and warm it up” i can’t fucking believe this bullshit. it is the year of our lord 2013 and i am sitting on my mac charger like a mother bird trying
unstabletattooculture: So I was at Target with my dad when I wondered around and saw this… Its Ryan Fucking Gosling on a Diary … It even says stuff inside it IT GETS BETTER THIS DIARY ACTUALLY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU AND HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY.
typac: whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record
vogue-wars: “you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
invaderotaku: kalliat: how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake or do you swing it around to air dry I need to know
batnoodles: jackbarakatsbuttblog: how-bad-do-u-want-it: afroarabia: “boys dont like it when-" "girls don’t like it when-” “people would probably like you better if-” FAVOURITE POST
heckstasy: How to Have Sex: spin around S TOP double take tHREE TIMES 1 2 3 PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT WOOOOOO WOOOOO stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
emikokal: I think a lot of the time, people that don’t play guitar listen to it more in terms of the sound, emotion, and feeling of it - they’re not concerned with how well it sticks out over the music, or what’s physically happening on the instrument.
alixjay: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day You obviously don’t remember correctly. You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:
alt-j: i am so so so so so so so so s o passionate about music it is honestly my very favorite thing on this entire earth it makes me so undeniably happy and excited how can you just not love it with your entire being
12213443: Lean with it, rock with it, when we gonna stop with it
seethroughfadedsuperjaded: violenthippie-1991: I think music is the greatest art form that exists, and I think people listen to music for different reasons, and it serves different purposes. Some of it is background music, and some of it is things that
starllex: phenomenarwhal: sqvad: im fuckin crying It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft. It’s funny cause on the shelf on the right shit starts falling before the employee and raft even hit it lol
uglyfun: I love this scene. There’s something about it that is deeply appealing to me for a reason I’m unsure of. There are specific things I like about it that I can name. The gags are clever and lighthearted. It reminds me of that weird makeover
harpyfeathers: It’s literally going to be a full moon on Friday. Friday the Thirteenth. It’s basically like it’s asking all the witchy types to do shit.
arizona-is-hot: hey here is another weekly body positivity post!! i am a pretty, happy girl! the bottom picture is my belly after having a delicious lunch pasta. is it a little bloated?? of course!! but it’s still my belly and i still love it to pieces.
haveagaydayorg: Piece of black cloth with white wording on it.Vagina: maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s none of your fucking business
doctorsilencewillfall: twentyonee-pilots: do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it. trust me, they
abbruzzeseohyess: RANDOM DANCE
fuckyeahtattoos: So, i got this anatomical heart tattoo just over a month ago and thought i’d share it on here as someone else had submitted a tattoo done by the exact same artist. She’s amazing and i’m in love with it! it’s totally my favorite
clcok: I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me
erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons What the fuck
poorhornycat: sunscorchx: Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate… So it turned itself transparent. stick it to the man, Squid.
hey this post is in the title so it will catch your eye there's actually nothing funny or relatable about it but the urge to reblog it is undeniable
timelordangel: we all have that one band that when you listen to it it’s like talking to an old friend that has never let you down and somehow it makes everything better
nostalgic-60s: have you ever bought an album or a cd and you just cant stop looking at it or listening to it?? im like yes, i finally own this. let me admire every aspect of it.
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
angrynerdyblogger: I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me
nineinchnailsart: It occurred me that it was a year ago this past weekend that I finally had the opportunity to photograph Trent & Co. live at Lollapalooza. What an experience! 5 years in the making as a concert photographer. Worth it! Here’s the
vantasticbooty: vantasticbooty: “i am an adult” i whisper as i colour a fan with crayons so it’ll look pretty when it spins fuck everyone it’s beautiful
marblechemist: labyrinth-of-lucifer: I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because
tardisandfeathered: dream-yourself-free: I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see
helloloveducks: babygirlimablur: This is it. This is how it started. It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.
crumpetseeds: youre-such-a-heavenly-view: therothwoman: helllabovee: itsbr1ttanybitch: EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD This video is a gift. I want what she’s having. it’s always better
intergalacticafro: heirapparentcosplay: “Are you sure that’s a real spell?” said the girl. “Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s
panicacidide: Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make
totheonesthatsavemefromyself: “The most audacious thing I could possibly state in this day and age is that life is worth living. It’s worth being bashed against. It’s worth getting scarred by. It’s worth pouring yourself over every one of
trentrenzor-deactivated20141216: “this is the first day of my last days i built it up now i take it apart climbed up real high now fall down real far no need for me to stay the last thing left i just threw it away i put my faith in god and my trust
vidreebro: ahsadler: phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: bangtidyniall: I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IT’S STARTED IT’S AUGUST
paulonutini: u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife
fresh-fucking-pot: rosalitacomeouttonight: OH MY GOD WHO MADE THIS I FOUND WHO MADE IT it was effyeahrockandroll! it’s back!
flannelbuttphenomenon: life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo,
psych2go: tinyfacts: This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you
twenyonepilots: don’t take it take it take it
drunkpeeta: healthy-from-the-inside-out: drunkpeeta: it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick?? you mean like a hairdryer? can we agree to
thenonbinarysafespace: It’s okay to change your identity. It’s okay to discover new and different versions of yourself and it is okay to move forward and completely change your identities as they come and go and are. To be human is to be fluid, to
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
la-negra-barbuda: i’m bad at understanding romantical things unless people are explicit. like seriously. don’t drop me a hint. i’ll pick it up, dust it off, and hand it back without realizing it was for me.
bettiefatal: For everyone who asked: this bustier is vintage! I found it (I believe) at a Value Village. I need to fix the underwire because it keeps busting out, and add straps if I ever want to wear it in public because i’m falling out of it, but
assholedisney: today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth.
unfollovving: shego1142:nenilein:It doesn’t just allow it. The caption on the top says it’s a “Tradition” to wear whatever “represents your style best”.The implications are so rich and wonderful. It’s the exact opposite of a dress code.
dixiesaurer:Mother nature be like “ugh I’m afraid if I color it I’ll ruin it but here’s the lineart anyway”“Ehh I finally colored it but idk I’ll probably delete it later”
