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bindingcoil:commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion butthe video for this is fucking incredible by the way
outofcontextdnd: We decided the onion-like NPC race we discovered didn’t have enough fun in their villiage, so we taught them basketball. This is what happened during a small break.
thecrimsonalchemist: mvercillo: (x) This is a real article. Not by the Onion. Somebody actually said these things and wrote these words. I…. what. Andy Borowitz is still a satire writer(most of the time), regardless of outlet.
neo-rama: no…NOT THAT!!! ONION has created a WATERMELON clone of STEVEN! they become LOCKED in a heated battle to see who the better STEVEN is! don’t miss WATERMELON STEVEN!!! the next very good episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE! boarded by HELLEN JO and
l3lackeyedsusan: 85% of what keeps me churning out this friggin meme is that it is honestly the funniest shit i’ve ever seenAToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2Gravity Falls + Onion headlines: Part 1
platinumvagina: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion #LOL i bet his wife is so dry
proudgayconservative: commissionerdonovan: i thought this was the onion but The Washington Post headline is the best one.
doodleglaz: The blubbery duo are certainly growing heavier in their gluttonous battle! Admittedly Knuckles is having a little trouble seeing his rival over that growing chest of his!Something about onion rings is starting to awaken something within
nanalew: i-misbehave: likeviolenceyoukill-me: Basically why he is one of my favourite humans ever I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ONION, BUT IT’S NOT…….. O_O Canada tava ligando de onde fera, do ESPAÇO!? não, pera..
sketchedatrocities: Lotta of weird things happened to Steven this Stevenbomb. Man it sure is great to be topical and on time. Addendum: I hear that people think that I changed the Onion scene to porn and not his birth-tape. Not that this affects
yo-its-matt: jonah-dean: maisonderriere: The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message. It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and
mage-cat: seams-unusualpdx: thebibliosphere: byordinarymeans: theonion: Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,”
buzzfeed: mage-cat: seams-unusualpdx: thebibliosphere: byordinarymeans: theonion: Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it
darlingcyclops: itsdeepforhappypeople: thecrimsonalchemist: mvercillo: (x) This is a real article. Not by the Onion. Somebody actually said these things and wrote these words. I…. what. I CSAN T STOP LAGUHGING The state I live in, everyone
people-should-all-be-onions: isthisjustphantasy: fishtwigz: I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS i had to scroll all the way back to the top to reblog it.. the oNLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE NEW TUMBLR LAYOUT IS I DID NOT HAVE TO SCROLL RIGHT BACK TO
I like how in “Doug Out” you can tell Onion is attempting to describe the figures that were following him, making a motion like something was bigand then flapping his arms to indicate something with wingsHe also attempts to express that he didn’t
cartoonnetwork:“Onion is a thrill seeker.” 😂Hear more ad libbed stories by the cast of Steven Universe in episode 2 of The Steven Universe Podcast: http://apple.co/2uB6Qm0
shainecomeback: texadison: freedom-star: ihopericksantorum: motoroladroid: I swear to god this is a real news story. Not the Onion. Click through for the full thing. No one is more obsessed with balls than Rick Santorum. ^ THAT COMMENT He doesn’t
samvasnormandy: dirtysouf: reverseracism: Believe me when I say, I thought this was an Onion Article. somebody remind me who sam smith is the out of drag Adele tribute
storywonker: argumate: this-is-getting-silly: argumate: no fats, no femmes, no hunks, no mascs, no twinks, no bears, no tops, no bottoms, no gods, no kings, no masters, no subs, No lettuce, no tomato, and easy on the onions,
one-time-i-dreamt: The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion
legendsoftna: ghdos: bigdaddythoughts: i love short thick ones…but DAMN!! her waist is half the size of her thigh!lol juicysistas: onion-booty: 100% real..no photoshop wow - she looks great I got a play cousin built like this… can’t be but
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit I can’t
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: THIS FROM THE ONION. Home ownership is a myth, don’t pay your property taxes and your shit is going in the street. True, but if your county has a high number of liens/dwindling tax base you can stay in the house
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: gregwuzhere: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: gregwuzhere: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: THIS FROM THE ONION. Home ownership is a myth, don’t pay your property taxes and your shit is going in the street.
snackerforker-of-niemor: psxgfx: what really makes this for me is that I heard that all the photos in their articles are reader submissions, and The Onion makes up a headline to go with them.
therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit
how-i-transmuted-my-mother: selimbradly: fma + the onion headlines This is too perfect
stachionalgeographic: onion-souls: lewisaur: wilhedivahater: theyarenotaboy: Put this in the MOMA a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why wow It’s a perfect blend of several major
uglyadult: this super annoying girl i know constantly posts articles from The Onion assuming their real and this is the most ridiculous one yet im so done
theanti90smovement: thecrimsonalchemist: mvercillo: (x) This is a real article. Not by the Onion. Somebody actually said these things and wrote these words. I…. what. “The New Yorker is an American magazine of reportage, commentary, criticism,
spmib: thelegendofroxas: emptygarrison: snitchitspellbound: kingfappy: top-flight-security-of-the-world: amijusttumblinalone: FUCK THESE ARE TEARS WHO PUT THESE ONIONS HERE? why do people like watching the world cry? crying fuck im crying there
jhfic1:dfranklinalex:redhotnow:thefurryforest:This is how all husbands should look 😍You can make me dinner any time “I never want to see you cry, babe. I will always chop the onions for you.”
supercalifragilisticosteoporosis: papasmoke: papasmoke: the funniest glitch gif ive ever seen is that one of the onion knight standing on that rock waving then becoming the rock It’s 4 AM and I am not surprised by this post
post-store:satanic-lymphatic: literaryreference: The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it I thought this was a Ted talk ฬ.99
idrils:businesshag: I HATE THE ONION #this is what you all sound like talking about succession
goatfanatic: outragedbird: bruinuck: im so confused what does this mean GOPTeens is a joke account run by a writer for The Onion THAT actually makes a lot more sense, its actually even better now that i know this
literaryreference:The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it
pishtacos:This is not from The Onion. This is real.
surprisebitch: benedictthedragon: onion-souls: lewisaur: wilhedivahater: theyarenotaboy: Put this in the MOMA a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why wow It’s a perfect blend of
Ok but guys,its canon that this girlfell in love with this guyForget Yellow Diamond,this is the real mystery around here….
therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my god There is literally no surprise here And yet this is such gold to me Ok but God It got worse holy shit
ehem, what the fuck? (But no, really, this is hillarious. I love The Onion xD)
