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asklickylick: So umm…this is kind of what’s going on in my life right now… There was lots of tongue and noms x3 (I love this, this is great! Thanks Rebecca! :D Cute and funny, great combination. Even if no one else knows whats going on in the
thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This
hootbird: this vine is fucking tragic because this is my life right now. i am the green monster.
IT IS THE CAST OF SHERNLOCK IN EXPLOITABLE PNG FORM NOW YOU TOO CAN MAKE AWFUL SHERLOCK EDITS OF SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF LIKE YOU AHVE ALWYS DREAMD THIS IS ONE OF THE THINGS I HAVE DONE WITH MY LIFE AND I AM NOT ASHAMED
pizzaforpresident: this is the most beautiful video i have ever watched If you have not made your first cookie yet, today is the day
2spooky-on-broadway: aslytherinsuperwholockian: the-whooligans: ugh-perf-lyfe: pretending-that-im-cool: thethingiam: ifangirllunalovegood: Don’t worry, Rock. Paper’s just giving you a hug. And now I have a headcanon, where Paper and Rock are
It’s so weird living in a place not far from the ocean. I was living in a completely landlocked country for 27 years of my life, and now suddenly this gargantuan body of water is just like there. I always forget about it until I see something like the
joasakura:skeleton-johnny-babe:goddess-complexx:Tiktok: rickyjab THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL EVER BRING ME JOY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Today I worked the busiest day of my life at my job (700 registered visitors wat). Also, I’m in the dining hall right now and “Thrift Shop” is on and all I can think of is the small potatoes. I hope everyone is having a good start to
I have a shift for work tomorrow (I’m weak and caved and took coverage late last week ok don’t attack me) and now I’m like… in UTI mode. So I emailed my boss about it around ¾ o'clock. I asked if she knew anyone who
jurassicworldmovie: The last thing you’d want looking back at you from the bushes.Prepare for June 12 - get tickets now!
annethecatdetective: burning-high-rise: whorishgreen: whorishgreen: I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years
I’m… ok, I’m going to share something here, probably oversharing and probably something I’m gonna regret talking about. But I feel like, I dunno, maybe it will help folks understand me better? I dunno, I’m very stressed out right now (just,
certifiedhypocrite: superamiuniverse: Why have I not tried brush pens to this point?! Fuck this is what I wanted all my life. …now I just need to learn to gitgud with em It looks like Ami is holding the brush pen tbh.
sameraxu: sameraxu:Common Birds of California is a zine about burnout, birding, and bioregionalism. You can read it in full for free on my website! Heads up that a text transcript of this zine is now available.
i-am-just-ereri-trash: jinseinotsuki: ghostdvnce: cornerofthemind: this is the most important thing in the world Oh my god. @nokibae This is my life now
aria-the-apple: yourareunearthlything: con4cyn: sassystokie: I’ve waited so long for this I’ve waited my whole life for this. My life is now complete Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
psychedelictrashbag: Just in case anyone thinks i dont know what im talking about, this is the standard of coffee i make erryday!! Ive been a barista for like 4 years now, and its literally my life. Now i get to teach other people how to make it too!!
tastefullyoffensive: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses by Jen LewisPreviously: Fallen Disney Princesses
season0yamiyuugis: takingbackourculture: Just wanted to share the disaster that is Regina Spektor. Shame, I really enjoy(ed?) her music but now I’d probably cringe if I played her music ever again. Didn’t realise she was such a shameless racist.
otabekwasrobbed:I’m over on my FB having a legit meltdown over this image. This is my life now. HOLYSHITI literally JUST showed @nikyforov this preview photo from yesterday and said “I hope Otabek is in one of these eventually.”I’M—-(In
delusional-borderline: the worst thing about being mentally ill is like.. nothing is wrong.. my life is pretty okay right now.. everything is fine. and yet.. theres this sinking feeling in my stomach and i cant stop thinking about dying
the-ice-castle: honestly, one of the best things about samurai jack is that subdued 30% of the show that consists of jack seeing the weirdest shit ever and just giving this tight, polite, yet vaguely pained look, like i guess this is my life now
writingjustforgiggles:amandaonwriting:Writing Prompt – Walking through the square at night—————- This city. This huge city. Never before in my life have I seen anything like this. Everything is so bright, so loud, so … I have no words even
bycrookedcornell: cornellsnose: I CANT ANYMORE YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND IM COMPLETELY DONE WITH MY LIFE I GIVE UP THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD AND MY LIFE NOW MERGED TOGETHER OMG BEST THING EVER
uglycult: spiracles: this is what my life looks like right now this is what happens when i look in the mirror oops
gamerblox10: mrsmiawallaces: This Vine gives me life. This is the song of my life now
lemurturtle: wow. now this is amazing. i know russia has a somewhat innocent/baby face to him. but seeing it in a more realistic style is a bit…unsettling! imagine that face shooting you down!
unofficiallydisney: alcoholicgifts: foxmccloud: can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this I need to know the end of this. What is this now-15 year old doing with his life right now and how much
glitchyspecter: glitchyspecter: I need to dye my hair again. Reblogging my fav selfie because I feel like trash right now lol
oholysmokes: Sigh, this is me right now.
I really don’t know why i bother being constantly kind, and doing people favours, and being adaptable and conciliatory, when i get treated dreadfully in return. This has been a constant theme in my life, since i was a child, and i know i’m a pushover
10969toadette: day25…4 days left…my precious ♥♥♥at first i didn’t fell in love with taka… then i heard this voice…there is no going back now for me ♥♥♥i love him and oor so much♥/////my personal little countdown… on May 31th
operrag: This is literally me and my friends 24/7based on http://theatricallyfeminist.tumblr.com/post/131009423486/cluelessclara-this-is-my-life-now
jehovahhthickness: puert0ricanprincess: jehovahhthickness: Life is not where I want it to be right now but fuck, I came such a long ass way this year and I’m making some serious moves in my life that I should be proud of. Girl didn’t you just
That awkward moment when someone uses the phrase, "let's get down to business" and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.
bboybands: bboybands: wtfstyls: Is that zane from 1direction stop reblogging this my dad thinks he’s cool now this post ruined my life
I grew my nails out and was so happy with myself but this worrying for the test made me destroy them and now I have nothing but jagged gross nails and torn up skin
So there was this big dramatic car crash right outside my house this eve (no one was hurt thankfully) and now there’s two guys and a girl having some drunken love triangle she’s-mine-not-yours-I-banged-her-first battle literally outside my
momimontheinternet: Dexter’s Comedy 1. In a ioga class for pregnant women. 2. This is absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life. 3. Instructer: Now lets go to a little free-form yoga. Just let yourself down. 4. I was wrong. This is.
uthenera: My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy. wow my body cannot handle this picture right now, i’m actually tearing up at work
I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.
petsche: jen-iii: We had a wild time with those puns if you will notice all of it is RWBY, that’s it. that’s how much we nerd over this show This is my life now. just letting you guys know that this was a thing that happpened
betaflower: jen-iii: petsche: jen-iii: We had a wild time with those puns if you will notice all of it is RWBY, that’s it. that’s how much we nerd over this show This is my life now. just letting you guys know that this was a thing that happpened
jen-iii: betaflower: jen-iii: petsche: jen-iii: We had a wild time with those puns if you will notice all of it is RWBY, that’s it. that’s how much we nerd over this show This is my life now. just letting you guys know that this was a thing
spacesuit-pearl: This is who we are. This is who I am. And if you think you can stop me, then you need to think again.
weirdlyprecious: IS THIS REAL LIFE!?is this just fantasy?!? I’M HAVING MY SEMPAI NOTICED ME MOMENT AND I MADE HER SMILE I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW. LOOK AT HER FACE. @l-sula-l and @jen-iii THIS IS FROM THAT DRAWING PILE WE SHARED!!!
ritemate: simmered:She really does encourage me to embrace the tingling, dripping and aching. It’s good to want and yearn. It feels good being drilled. This is my life now. Better enjoy it. My cage is a safe place for my dicklet. In there, it’s
simmered:loc4ever:Yeah. I’m glad she’s backed off from never leacing me unlocked and she’s backed off from never playing with me uncaged. But she told me this is my life now. She’ll keep me caged from now on. It’s hers. Completely.
sombre-songbird:This is my life now. Laying on my bed. Waiting for life to kick in.
necroceine: … Yeah I’m gonna go cry now. i’m wallowing in sads now, pardon me. It is the best way to make them go away… roll in them until they dry up! I think this is one of the best BandAid posts. It was very much my life at that
i thought it would be important to post that i made it to lvl 90 in smithing so now i have daedric armor. proud of myself sob
Every time I tell my bf someone is pretty while we’re out he responds with, “I just think that you think every girl is pretty.” Yep. This is my life now.
