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ask-princess-trollestia: zeph-the-blue: crazy-bandox: askprincesstrollluna: NOBODY DOUBTS MY TROLLING ABILITY! (Guys this is a joke! don’t take it seriously especially the original artists.) (It would be cool if the original artists could see
pika-dean:polyglotplatypus:I mean you either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck into an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”i thought this was gonna be really rude or something but it ends up that dad jokes, is the ultimate burden
gerardcalmyourhands: my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
bringhimdown:solemnidad: bogleech: bogleech:Thanks digimonwiki for being so on top of these things, also this is more cringeworthy than I even imagined A lot of people asked what this was or thought it was a joke edit because they didn’t scroll down
ask-gallows-callibrator: demon-sweets: No. Just no. Ok?So I used to make this joke all the time. Now I have chronic tinnitus. For those of you who don’t know what that is, it’s nerve damage in your ears which often comes as a result of being constantly
hogwartsisbiggerontheinside: This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is
theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro
eofelis: eofelis: “but why are french people so rude!!“ you ask well it’s because our national symbol is a cock so we can’t help being dicks this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
vaako-7: “I totally asked for this.”Okay so this one is just sort of a joke picture I did for fun, but I thought some of you might enjoy it anyway.
themysteryoftheunknownuniverse: renaden: cuckroach2: this guy in my biology class sent this to me when i asked if he did the homework google is amazing I listened to the whole song as a joke but it’s actually really good and I like it
ask-internetexplorer: Now we should Fix 502’s Bad Gateway. ((This is the most horrible joke ever made on this blog.)) Awww x3
ask-poison-joke: “But Dad! It’s too high! I can not catch it!” Our little angel is already 6 months! This is the oldest I’ve found <3 Dawww <3
asksongbreeze: Also here’s another silly bonus doodle of an alternate idea for ask-hoops-and-yoyo’s question. I’m sorry, I know this joke is silly/overdone. XD;; >w<!
ask-frigiddrift: chocolatepony: Inside joke with Frigidmod. None of you should get it. Ye Coco likes those rainbows. The reasoning behind this is too much, let’s just say it was in a dark and stormy Italian restaurant. lolwat
just-ask-rainbow-dash: jerkyhooves replied to your post: i hope you guys realize that this is a joke right. dwm 2013 is a joke, right? It obviously is. its too crazy not to be. Not even a funny one. Just pathetic and annoying. :T
ask-king-sombra: Is it a Skyrim joke or adhering to canon?! YOU DECIDE. How will he ever get OVER this one?! Woah this is a MOUNTAIN of a problem! Looks like this is a ROCKY situation! He’s stuck between a ROCK and a hard place! Woah these puns are
raritytalks: Oh that joke wasn’t lady like at all..I apologize.((This blog is completely SFW but my sister made this response when I read the ask so I just had to.)) XD!
ask-the-stallion-out: 3nd request! If you say is not cute, I’ll kill you with a lemon… This request is from this moe-lover bastard (?) (you know I love you [no homo] :3 (?)) (PS: is a joke) (PSS: Not really… I will kill you) x3
taboopony: Congratulations! Zephyr obtained tentacle fleshlight! Zephyr is aroused and confused at the same time. (mod: inside joke with me and zephyr.. ask him to see him blush. mmmm but if this gets like 30 or maybe 20 note and i might draw zephyr
ask-king-sombra: ask-apartment2b: Mod: oh my. i couldn’t think of a joke that hasn’t been done before so i just drew a picture. ((Awww this is ADORABLEEE. Freckles loves hugs. …Sombra- not so much. They all look so cute. Thank you for featuring
ask-poison-joke: theoartisticthematics: This is honestly how I felt this went! I’m so sorry (Now with an added mane curl x3 I think I may go back and redraw this at some point, but for now it’s fine how it is xP) X’D OMFG I LOVE IT XD
ask-poison-joke: Happy Late Birthday Senpai! <3 Love,Valentine ————————— I’ve been watching the movie Fault in our stars and I had a cute thing In my head and I died inside but this is my birthday gift for yous ^~^ Thanks for
ask-the-stallion-out: I’m in the mood for anwsering SOME questions, so I started with the god Even one and now this one from damagedcobalt-kun/chan. Ask away. P.S.: Moon-chan, don’t take this personal seriously, is a joke XD xD
ask-poison-joke: TOASTY IS NOT OKAY WITH THIS ——————— HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLEEEEEEEEHHHHHH XD xD!
ask-poison-joke:It’s Lapiz’s birthday !!!Two years ! Two years I created Lapiz . My baby changed so much (( and now he is a vampony X3 ))Thank you all for following me those two years . That’s you all who give me inspiration to draw . This year,
ask-wiggles:This joke has probably been done a million times, but I drew it anyways. Happy birthday, and may it be a very good one! It’s transpaaareeent ———————————————Aahaha, this is hilarious! And Wiggles is so cute
ask-wiggles: Coffee Talk: I’ll give you a topic. Berry Punch is neither a berry nor a punch. Discuss! ————————— NO ONE HAS MADE THIS JOKE BEFORE AND IT’S A CRIME here’s some context for the babus who have not watched this
ask-patch: Processing question… Fatal pun found! Patch is not really tolerant to puns. Since she’s resistant to most paradox statements we had to make her incapable of processing most puns and dad jokes. Mom jokes are fine though. This is the equivalent
ask-poison-joke:Snow fight ~ (( This is happened just after this one ^^x3! D’aww~! <3
ask-poison-joke:Happy Easter everybody !! I add Sans because I really really imagined him in this scene . He is the only character who would be able to make a so bad pun and laughing at it . But …. Maybe it was Sapphire who made it …… hmmmmm…
ask-poison-joke: This is new adventures that I’m smellinnnnnnnng ?? OwO (( OHMYIMSOHAPPYTOUSEMYTABLETAGAIN!!!! !!!
ask-poison-joke: This is almost Valentine’s day (or heart and hooves day) An I know somebody who reaaaaally want to spend this time with somebody else ~~ <3
So people, do you know what it feels like to have an Eremes on your bed? No? Man, it feels good. /end of lame joke Anyways, yes. This is a painting my girlfriend did for me at her school (I guess this was an assignment of some sort and she chose to ask
a-real-argonian: I found a book of animal ‘jokes’ so incredibly shitty that everyone who reblogs this is going to get one of them in their ask box. I can’t fucking wait
whatthefanverse: I asked a friend a Pokémon joke with Red and Blue/Green and he told me this one so I had to make a comic with it! Red is changing clothes for his Alola clothes. It’s really hard to imagine him without his cap. I draw him like
usbdongle: this has happened to me a few times as a kid but the only time I distinctly remember being asked out as a joke, the dude comes up to me from his friend group (we are probably 12 at this point) and is like “do you wanna go out” and I was
leonmcgann: this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got
ask-ickle-mod: jestre: castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread
titansdaughter: “I’d get people coming up to me in the street and asking if I was OK. But this is my default. I laugh, I make jokes, I just happen to reside in this face.” [on always looking solemn] (x)
ask-tadashi-hamemeda: YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
x-benedict-cumberbatch-x: watsonsdick: Can this please happen on BBC’s Sherlock at John’s wedding? XD Honestly I’m not even joking this is ALL I ask, if nothing else let them dance for God’s sake!
anberlyn: my goal in life is to meet chris evans and tell him a joke that is so funny that he makes this face again and then he asks me out on a date
suspend: hogwartsisbiggerontheinside: This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is im laughing Why is calling marshmallows popcorn funny
ifuckinglovedragons:ask-2pengland-hetalia-blog:my-astral-body:coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO I always picture him just screaming
eofelis:eofelis: “but why are french people so rude!!“ you ask well it’s because our national symbol is a cock so we can’t help being dicks this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
ifuckinglovedragons: ask-2pengland-hetalia-blog:my-astral-body:coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO I always picture him just
entyle: huskyhuddle: darks1deofthemoonz: shotoftexaswhiskey: Breaks my heart. He asked for help and all they gave him was sleeping pills. This is real! ptsd is no joke! If this doesn’t sum up why I want to do what I want to do with my life than
ask-skyrabons: I lifted Lyra’s fat flank up to test my strength. I’ve heard she makes a good puppet lately it is sad that i didn’t get this joke/reference right away. But now that i do… … … AHAHAHAHAHHA XD
ask-the-two-earls: Castle Lemongrab isn’t on the map! THIS IS…..! Mod: Oh that Lemongrab. Funfact: This is the first time he’s said that on the blog. Amazing really. Joking aside, this is an awesome map! (Hope you guys like my Halloween
![ask-the-stallion-out: 3nd request! If you say is not cute, I’ll kill you with a lemon… This request is from this moe-lover bastard (?) (you know I love you [no homo] :3 (?)) (PS: is a joke) (PSS: Not really… I will kill you) x3](https://40.media.tumblr.com/aa3548603637c2464310a2788e0bed75/tumblr_n2cs193zne1repfydo1_250.jpg)
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