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Edit: Okay, so this post yesterday was obviously a joke. Sorry to those of you that were expecting something else. This is the real version of the pic without the writing on it, as well as a larger version of the preview pic for those that are interested.
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/04/01/godsgirls-do-you-want-to-know-how-i-got-this-boner-kvlt-is-the-answer-no-joke/Remember that scene in The Dark Knight, when the Joker is locked in the interrogation room after Batman goes running off to save Harvey
hyperpopwitch: anywigwilldo: dicksp8jr: heathyr: radgreymon: LA fashion week is a joke but THIS WAS PRETTY AMAZING i swear this is the fiercest look i have ever seen this is actually the coolest thing i’ve ever seen; more genders and races than
unityy:demengineerz:joetheyarharpirate:ffeelicks:is the joke here that the wii u is gonna end up beating the PS4 and xbone at the end of the race Yeah Posting this here just in case you haven’t seen it. Literally the best video I have ever watched
So 2017 is the year of the rooster… And another name for a rooster is a cock… DO YOU GET THE CLEVER JOKE? DO YA? HUH?! … I am so so sorry. D:
this was funnier in my head but foot jokes???(Submitted by swirl-ix)
I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell
dimir-charmer: I’ve found it. The epitome of terrible ally culture. This is it. Jokes on them, they were using water cannons to break up a pride parade but lol they made rainbows!! A victory for The Gays, what do you mean state-sanctioned violence
imsirius: Have you ever been the fool of a prank or joke on April Fool’s Day? x
master-ofthe-mountain: yassui: 221impalatardisdaleksonbakerst: argentknights: WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU SIGNING THIS PETITION SOPA IS BACK. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT JOKE. Stop SOPA. SOPA stands for Stop Online Piracy Acts. In this case, all fanart will
penis-hilton: nentindo: this is the most surreal thing google has ever done IF THIS IS A FUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHAVE MY HEAD
theinfiniteofthought: writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality
unityy: demengineerz: joetheyarharpirate: ffeelicks: is the joke here that the wii u is gonna end up beating the PS4 and xbone at the end of the race Yeah Posting this here just in case you haven’t seen it. Literally the best video I have ever
lizgit: Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
ssj14goku: This is the new humor meta on this website all the weed and vape and nut jokes are all out of fashion now
Pretty sure Eren is the last person that would make jokes about someone losing a person dear to them by titans, even if that someone was Jean.
gatheringbones: this show is a gift
dangerous-tangerine: striderepiphany: This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made @transaizawa is this you
dialectical-devitoism: therealcringe: ready to be told how flying a green nazi flag and yelling memes at children is somehow a genius parody of leftist identity politics by a 20something dude with “shitposter” in his bio self-owning is the best method
literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what
training-your-property: Lipstick on a pig is ridiculous. That is the joke, right? It’s funny, an animal wearing makeup. Trying to make it seem prettier or better than what it really is. A dog can look silly with lipstick, too. Can’t it,
shining world of the seven systems
gracekraft: “It feeds on gemstone crystals. In darkness, its eyes sparkle with the glitter of jewels.” I hope this joke is as funny as I thought it was while drawing it.
Steven Universe is Star Trek now apparently. Homeworld Gems confirmed for Borg
artemispanthar: Y’know, since White Diamond (or who we’re assuming is White Diamond) appears to have her gem on her forehead I think this is significant proof that White Diamond’s secret identity is Bojack Horseman ok, this post was from back
pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
ilanathepurple: Oooh, right, Rei is with his focus completely on Nagisa… and in him, hehhehee…In case anyone is wondering where is the joke, take a look at this.Hope you like it, lilacpinkballad <333
ladymikkelsens: Leg Dinner is served.
kihentai: I don’t know what i’m doing, sorry *A* i got the idea after seeing a similar swimsuit at the mall last week, and i couldn’t resist drawing katsura in it. the jokes are really lame i’m sorry * A *
colossalbeltloop: This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
So what I’m getting from this episode is that Sapphire is the feudal lord and Ruby’s the handmaiden.
cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
joetheyarharpirate: ffeelicks: is the joke here that the wii u is gonna end up beating the PS4 and xbone at the end of the race Yeah
bellygangstaboo: The same white people laughing at this are the ones who will get in your face for stepping on the US flag.
misscherry: meowlingquimm: butts-disease: johnisdollywood: I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash. god fucking dammit this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home this is so stupid why am I laughing
inconsistentblogger: The thing that delights me most about comics with both Spider-Man and Deadpool in them is that in ANY OTHER COMIC Spider-Man is the joking little kid of the group but if you put Deadpool beside him he’s suddenly the adult of the
cornerof5thandvermouth:ladygolem: dailydot:(our thanks to businessinsider for most of the awesome photos! )(now let’s go buy a castle!)this is the single worst idea i have ever seen remember how dashcon turned outwhy would you do that to a castle
kinkshamer69:cooldudebro: is the joke that it looks like a beaver person looking back over its shoulder and shaking its fist or is it just a photo of lightning i genuinely cant tell it’s god’s fursona god’s fursona is a platypus?
My father just told a mother that she needs to be a better parent because her daughter (who isn’t even two) took her keys and put them in her diaper “like a stripper” Yup. This is the man that raised me. Sexualizing toddlers for fun.
queenston: vegetarians lack the ability to be fat because meat is the only way you can get fat ever: FACT???????????? “you are essentially a whale that is the joke” is definitely a good way to get people on your side are we also targeting whale hunting
shirtlessjay: Siva : Max loves the girls. Tom : We both got that northern humour going on. North-west humour. Jay : Max is the joking dad type. Nathan : He’s always making really really bad jokes.
starshineexx: Tell Adam Sandler, Netflix, and Happy Madison that #RidiculousSix is not funny - its inexcusable. Native Americans are not hypersensitive. We are the first people to laugh at ourselves but this is not funny. Period. Native American women
thevirgodoll: Can’t believe I have to say this, but normalize having empathy for Black women when they go through traumatic experiences. Everytime a BW is in the media for something traumatic, jokes are made. EVERY TIME! The lack of empathy for Megan
unityy:demengineerz:joetheyarharpirate:ffeelicks: is the joke here that the wii u is gonna end up beating the PS4 and xbone at the end of the race Yeah Posting this here just in case you haven’t seen it. Literally the best video I have ever watched
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
cnschedulearchive: As much as I’d like to claim this is a practical joke, this is the ACTUAL CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE FOR CHRISTMAS DAY TO NEW YEARS EVE. H-how?! This is a marathon of EVERY EPISODE (all 203) of Teen Titans Go! repeated 2.5 times in
universequartz: im actually so interested in the watermelon steven society tho… gonna make a melonsona This is my Melonsona. I help make the Melon dogs :3
insert ‘you know who else is beautiful’ joke herethere were some suggestions for a klance stargazing pic! *:･ﾟ✧
ellienor:So this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen This is the worst game off rock paper scissors I’ve ever seen.
niuniente: The joke is cultural; in Finnish you call cats with kiss-kiss sound.We even have candies with a kitten wrapping paper called Kiss-Kiss.Grimmjow is a cat (a panther) so I think every languages psp-psp sound would call him lol.
bernybop: Quinn: I’m not going back to- Oh dear God, Santana wasn’t joking.Rachi B: Yo, Qfabulous! What is the hold up, girl? And what is all dis cray-cray shit about? Ya ain’t ‘sposed to smoke! Aren’t you still preggoes with Pucky-Puck’s
ruby that is no way to hold an unconscious weissu must be gentle, support the waist, and cradle the shitlord head close and carefully and lovingly
has anyone made the “sage is the zayn of team sssn” joke yet
y’know…i drew ilia too short in that last joke comic. i do not see her that short. that height difference is for weiss n blake…..ilia is at least blake’s height i feel.
The sad thing about Book 2 being closer is that all the waiting jokes will end
theanti90smovement: This is the JOKE POLICE we’re here to arrest you for telling a shitty joke. Come out with your hands up!!! And don’t you dare try any funny business that’s what got you into this situation.
