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That spirit of playfulness is what I see in kitten everyday that reminds me just how lucky I am to have someone who is so completely like me in the most fundamental of aspects.
You heard your wife say, “he won’t be back until tomorrow.”And at that moment you didn’t think about what was going to happen when she found out that you were already back home, that you had been there all the time, hidden, and doing
Another rule is that you have to invite your boyfriend to the company parties; our bosses like to meet the guys they have cuckolded.
IS THAT HIS FUCKING ROOTS GROWING OUT GOD FKIGNSD YOU KNOW THAT CHART DESCRIBING HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS ASSHOLE GETS THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT JUST BECOMES RAGE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE MAXED OUT
That’s not the life hack… the life hack is that you don’t have to be a dick to them. You can just be accepting of this fact and let them live their lives as you live yours. :)
cool-jelly: jdotslack: feeling-salty: I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels. aww. damn… what do you mean drawn better thats the best fucking stickman ive ever seen fuck you
is that you? Why yes it is... is that you in the bottom?
That awkward moment when a wave is following you. Lmao.!!!
You’re right you’ve upset me. The only good news is that you upsetting me is your problem. You’ve now got a very big problem. Caption Credit: uxorious Husband
Y’all it’s five AMI’ve been playing Fallout 4 for at least five hoursI only just got a computer Cool and Fast enough to run it so I’m playing it for the first timeOne of my favorite things is that you can mod your weapons but more importantly
you know i want you, its not a secret i try to hidei know you want me, so don’t keep saying our hands are tied.u kno wtf it is
You failed me U.S. you failed me… in a country where everything is guns, guns this, guns that, guns in schools and all that, where kids nowadays choose between Call of Duty or Battlefront, or even fucking Payday 2, this happens… what? did
You can see the struggle of this kid, he was all happy talking about family and stuff and when El says “You would be like my brother” he realized that, he literally is one step into the brother-zone and he tries hard to avoid that.You can do it Mike,
did-you-kno: Showgoers is a Google Chrome extension that lets you sync your Netflix player with yourfriends’ so that you can watch the same thing in real-time. Clicking play/pause or jumping to another scene affects the players of all other synced
You know you’re getting older when your chief reaction to this is “Oh no honey, she is fucking you over. Can’t you just go for that nice roleplaying girl at school?”
birdschoolforbirds: silvaalarcon: lordstark: ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L
coolscar: somebody told me that you made a text post that looked like a text post i made in february of last year
xsecretloveaffairx: @dumbworthlessfucktoys 😉 feel like this picture was meant for your blog. That moment when you think you recognize in this pic as a good friend… that’s how fantasies start.
drarna: reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
ABEL IS THAT YOU???
aziraphalesbian:the weirdest thing abt classic who is that the timelords are like. there. they’re all there. on gallifrey. on earth. on random planets that look exactly like earth. they wear funny hats. they teleport. the doctor yells at them. new who
Ellen: A couple of weeks ago, there was a scene where you’re getting ready for bed. And I was – both Portia and I were looking at it going: ‘How beautiful a scene is that!’
one thing LiveJournal (and DA) has over Tumblr is that you can add moods as a footnote on posts. So you could have a whole post talking about how cute puppies are and then its like “Mood: Angry” or “Mood: Having an existential crisis”. Like
wizardpostsdotorg:cursed ring but the “curse” is that it’s just a biiiit too tight so when you try to take it off you get kinda scared that you’ll never get it off but like it’s fine it comes off eventually
derplockholmes: b4k4d35u: cylesse: …Told you I would do it. 8D So freaking funny. is that slenderman dancing omg it’s that one video
That awkward moment when you realize that you're the only person in your class who hasn't gotten drunk before.
tactfullust: luckied “…Jean, is that you?” Jean paused in his walking and turned toward the voice. He just about swallowed his lit cigarette. “Sola-…I mean, uh…” Havoc just stared at the raven haired woman,
benrita: Fair enough. This isn’t over though. I’ll find the perfect Rita pic at some point and then I’ll get you to admit defeat. Ohohoho,, you think you can beat ME in a picture contest? I do that for a LIVING Bennie boy! You have
that feeling when you have a lot of stories in your head that you’re just itching to put them down on paper but every time you try you fail and it never comes out the way you want it to, but you don’t feel sad for yourself you just feel sad
useless-swedenfacts: my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag)
princesssansa: bad thing about consistently staying up late is you need a whole other meal at 1am
dabe-strudel: what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
the-almost-doctor: ifuckingguess: ravedm: ahh when you click it :))) holy shit what is that seriously space. that is space.
carlyraejetfuel: chonceinalifetime: 4rkham-asylum: chonceinalifetime: not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump But also THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CHOICES IN THIS ELECTION pls people, I know it seems unlikely, but if everyone who didn’t
manywinged:manywinged:the funniest thing wrong with me is that i’m so bad at picking up on social cues that bullying tactics only have a 10% success rate on meevery time you try to hurt my feelings you have to roll a d20 to determine if it has any
bakrua: bakrua: if you are 13 and there is a 17/18 year old showing interest in you: please run away and never look back. i understand that you feel special; that older person will tell you how mature you are and make you feel special. but please. run
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
a centaur that’s half horse, half centaur
allmymetaphors: anyone who makes you feel guilty for your happiness or who mocks the things that you’re proud of is manipulative and emotionally abusive and you don’t owe them shit
fencer-x:flunflun: kanaya-in-the-tardis: deranged-baby: OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS “Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you.” the only thing I think of when I see this
bipper-billdipper: wednypls:prismatic-bell: niall-ate-mynamee: cinderellawaitinforherprince: heyfunniest: zeebsdarling: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The
diekon: I’ve decided to make my first follow forever! Thank you guys for sticking around even though my blog changes a lot, ilu all. Here is a long list of wonderful blogs that you should follow; if not for their blog, then for the person that they
xtremecaffeine: sixpenceee: The Thatcher Effect, also known as the Thatcher illusion, illustrates that the brain can’t properly process a photo of a face that is upside down. The interesting part is that the brain thinks it can so you get a confident
Is having sex with someone, while their dog or cat is in the room “tacky as fuck and not attractive” (mind you, the animal is only watching, not trying to interact, but merely curious and might stand up and look but that’s it)? Is that
“You know what I like about you, Mr. Crude?” asked Julia.“That I’m a good teacher?” he replied with a wink.“Okay, that, too,” she said with a giggle. “But I think what I like best about you is that you know you have power over all of us,
Tigger, is that you? ♥ | via Tumblr en We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/69027504/via/Logical
That moment after watching a new episode of Korra where you rewatch it a dozen times hoping that it will ease the pain of waiting a week for another one
That moment when a few months after you tell your boyfriend that you want to be proposed to at Disneyland he asks you if you prefer to go to Disneyland during the summer or winter.
slimy: lumnch: Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption cutting a worm will not make two worms
itsdaddyjamess:If you keep that up, I may just have to put you on a leash and make you my cute little pet 🐱
dod-kalm: mountainboats: i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much this is my
blindthoughts:I just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their
dggystyle: It is you. It is fucking you. I cannot describe it anymore, it is you. You are the only one that I will ever want. I belong with you. You are my home. I look at you, and somehow I can see 50 years from now on the front porch of some old house
crystal-gems: I had the opportunity to go to MTAC this past weekend which is Middle Tennessee Anime Convention in Nashville! http://mtac.net/ I saw SO many Steven Universe cosplays there and here’s just a small portion of them. If I took a picture
lululich: if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try. Is that you Montresor?
Sunset Shimmer milestone was achieved earlier today. Sweet! Which means a dedicated livestream will follow soon :‘3 This also means that Chrysalis is funded in two thirds, and I’m almost 100% sure that you’ll get her as well More info
o-oh god, is that you senpai?
jirachiwishmaker: tealrallythong: venomsnake420: thanks facebook for this very important information we gotta kinkshame fuckin fossils now It gets better when you see the newspaper headline
lil-spicypepper: If I made videos with different masks on would you guys be interested in that? Like masquerade masks so you see most of my face? Could get creative with costumes and such. Let me know what you think Is it bad I found the seven dwarfs
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