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50 cent like big dildos Rumor going around is that rap star 50 cent is gay, and according to these pictures loves a big dildo or two….
All that I wanted is that every days could be like this, wanted have you always here and the most important thing that I wish is that you love me like you say.
caffeccino: Madoka, as we are all aware, is a morning person, so I suspect that she’s always awake before Homura. What Homura doesn’t know is that Madoka has a secret stash of selfies featuring sleeping Homura-chan! I feel like Madoka and Kyouko
paigescribe: @mcsweezy I’m sorry I just had to
I may or may not be doing uf!sans shimeji…..we’ll see if I’m able to finish this one lol (I tried with 2 other sanses and a gaster, he’s like half finished but ehhh, I hate every single design I made)
I’m but a simple sap, give me a couple that we know is doomed to tragedy due to the reverse chronology of the narrative and I’m like “Ah yes, this gets all of my emotional investment”
All the morning i’ve been reading that “Suicide Squad” is a copy of Guardians of the Galaxy and i’m likeReally man? in what universe the effing SQ is something like GOTG, Harley Quinn is the DC version of Gamora? dude… What?I’m always
domestic–doll:@ my american followers: do kids really do the pledge of allegiance at school? and is that like a daily thing?ok so apparently it is and I’m just like ?????? that seems like something schools would do in an authoritarian regime
jacobb60:domestic–doll:domestic–doll:@ my american followers: do kids really do the pledge of allegiance at school? and is that like a daily thing?ok so apparently it is and I’m just like ?????? that seems like something schools would
jacobb60:domestic–doll:jacobb60:domestic–doll:domestic–doll:@ my american followers: do kids really do the pledge of allegiance at school? and is that like a daily thing?ok so apparently it is and I’m just like ?????? that seems
tenenbris: I missed the date, but better late than never. Happy Birfday @mcsweezyHope i didn’t screw up any details. Northern Excursion is how i found your stuff, so i felt it was fitting to draw Rem. Dude, your lighting/coloring will never fail
What really pissed me off about this ep. of Just You is that 1.everyone is getting angry at Qi Yi as if hes responsible for this shit. like cmon now hes her boss. Hes not responsible for liang liang like seriously he didnt do anything. 2. Liang Liang
I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved
blackaeronaut:is-that-what-i-think-it-is:i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing:hannahphill99:greeds:stop this is so cute…..🥺Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !Peak dumbass sibling energyconfusionanticipationpure joyWhen
meganisanartist:Honestly one of the most important things I can say I’ve learned as an artist is that if you feel like you’re really stagnating, that probably means you’re seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before,
Porn Sex vs. Real Sex We get a lot of questions like, “Is my penis small?” or, “My vagina has asymmetrical labia, is that weird?" Sooooo… here, maybe this might clear up a few questions that some of you might have.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:is he building that thing out of giant cheetos why are they all dressed like mario?
futtture replied to your post “ #as a guy I’m interested in guys but the issue with that is that not being male presenting" HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! Thank you, I feel less alone now. I’m bisexual but I can’t see myself
thewhitedamnstripes: notjackwhite: I made a quick cover of QOTSA’s “little sister” this is really good, jack!
freakinfishtank: lostovae: Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table*
birlinterrupted:I think there’s a really unfortunate trend in people’s thinking that like, belonging to a marginalized or oppressed group makes you an ethically better person (either generally or individually) and like that sort of moralism is really
achievementpooper: perpetualvelocity: PORTAL vs. PORTAL 2 ↳Chell’s idle animations (without Portal Gun). She looks like she went from “what the hell is that” to “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” #’is that a spider?’#’oH FUCK ITS
higgzorz: the best thing about araki dogs is that they get progressively WORSE like look at danny in part one thats actually identifiable as a dog then u get in part two and then in part 3 in part 4 and we end up with in part 8 like what happened
artsydapperdactyl: so this is like an AU where Frerin isn’t dead and Dís never had Fili and Kili so they go with Thorin to reclaim their home. Frerin is an adorable diplomat or something and Dís is a fucking bad ass (not that she isn’t already)
kannibal: …but two can stick together. That’s how it is. That’s how it is. Possibly for Durin’s Day AU, where Thorin dies, but his nephews live. Fíli is now Erebor’s King, though Balin still acts as Minister, and Glóin as secretary of state
zombiesandporn: Can I just have some fan art of Titan!Eren being cute with Armin? is that so much to ask? I s2g I’m going to commission someone to draw this, because I need it that badly. If anybody is comfy with drawing monster babes, hmu.
bigbardafree: my mom has a prosthetic arm and like yeah she makes jokes about it sometimes “glad i could lend a hand” “i’d lose my arm if it wasnt attached!” stuff like that but the difference is that its my mother making those jokes joking
andreashettle: ragingpeacock: Is funny when doctors and other peeps act like my problem is that I’m obsessed w/ my disability. Um no. You have it backwards. The problem is I HAVE to be cuz it is a constant problem. I’m deaf. About 25 years ago,
kotetsu-san: “You don’t know anything about him! Never talk like that about him! I’ve never met any other person like Fire, who is strong like a man but also warm and gentle like a woman. There isn’t a more wonderful person than he is!”
boundtobeafraid: “Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves.” - Joseph Addison
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
ex-jw-stories:Some notes on a post I reblogged got me riled up. It’s the one about Eve eating the fruit. The point of the fucking post is that God, who gave humans Free Will™ can only demand worship via coherison. Coherison is NOT free will. If a
I like how in Lars and the Cool Kids, Lars is like “I can’t drive a stick shift!” and Steven is like “I’ll control the stick” and Lars is just like:
princesssilverglow replied to your post: My little sister drew Steven and Ballo… Aww ♥ That made me smile. So cute! It’s also very cute that you share it here with us ^w^ I like that and I like her art! Aw, I’m glad :D and I’ll
My favorite part of that extended promo for “Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem” is that Garnet is just lounging on the couch. Like she was just sitting back on the couch. I don’t know why, I just like that
I’m watching a Winnie the Pooh movie with my little sister and she jumped up suddenly and said“Oh my gosh, Rabbit is just like Pearl! And Tigger is like Steven and Amethyst put together. And Garnet is… Eeyore”
maxiesatanofficial: fattyatomicmutant: houyo: fattyatomicmutant: I just realized Vore day falls on August the 8th. That’s 8/8 That’s like. Ate ate eat eat idk Fun fact: The common belief is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but
chellzaintshit: laybaby143: trublulotus: understand that telling women how they should dress or behave in order to be “respected” is EXACTLY LIKE white people trying to tell black people and other POC what is and is not offensive. you do not get
futureblackpolitician: black-geek-supremacy: dynastylnoire: slightlycoolemma: blackandmildwithgod: murder-she-wont: blackandmildwithgod: The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true. You
megfo:I like how fan service anime for guys is just like…tits on girls that look like babies where they just trip and fall and everything is panty shots and fan service anime for girls is just like…really really nice muscley guys who talk about feelings
jkrandom reblogged your post Did anyone notice this is Women Histor… and added: What’s that? Is that like regular history but like with more boobs? (-Is probably being a total ass-) idk but hey, at least the month it’s longer then black
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
The thing i like about Seattle the most is the summer rains , mostly because its smoothing , soft , and peaceful . do you see that waterfall thats blue, white and green ? yeah , i’ve never been there . is that odd ? i’ve lived here for 13
trohmeo: i think whats kinda sad is that for some of us chubby people, the idea of being asked out for stuff like valentines day and dances and shit is so foreign than if we were asked, or given a card, or told we’re beautiful, we’d assume it’s
curvellas: i am grossed out by tyga and kylie but i am straight up upset that black chyna is friends with kim kardashian like how you tell your bff that her lil sister fucking your baby dad i mean what is that conversation like
just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between atheists and religious people is that atheist would change their minds if god proved real, believers would not if god proved inexistent.
candlefly: Actually something I think is really tragic about Steven Universe is that when Rose Quartz is talking to Steven over video she says “you’re going to be a human being” and that is the greatest gift she can give him, but he doesn’t get
blackmthedistortion: This is so stupid. I was going to reblog it telling them how stupid they are but it contain triggering pictures, like, how can you be telling that while reblogging a triggering picture? It seems you understand that kind of people.
paulwelsey: Leo: Jonah Hill? Is that like a college or something. What is that? Is that a place?
broby—dick: The thing about Sense8 is that there is not a single pairing that I don’t absolutely love??? Like how did they do that?!?! I love all of my children and this is such a beautiful show.
sometimes I hear old songs I related to when I was younger and then I realize now how depressing it is lol like I just listened to rilo kelly’s better son/daughter and I remember how accurate it was and thats sad
i’ve been asked about 5-6 times within the span of a month if i’d do nudestuck, i just got another one today, and one yesterday all i can say is that this is clear sexual harassment and the people asking those things are disgusting and need
I had a very interesting and extensive dream about the guy I had a crush on from 3rd grade to like…now. I mean it’s not an ACTIVE crush. But he is just that person that I will always like, no matter how great my life is going. I could have
xekstrin: the best thing about jen’s cinders in the chained rose art is that she has a cigarette holder in them like a pretentious douche and that’s so Cinder it hurts especially in chained rose Cinder pretends she is so hard but really she’s just
peachdoxie: WHY IS IT THAT LIKE EVERY STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODE IT’S LIKE HERE’S SOME RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY THING AND THEN HERE’S SOME HORRENDOUSLY PAINFUL THING AND THEN HERE’S SOMETHING FUNNY AGAIN AND USUALLY THAT FUNNY THING COMES FROM GARNET
kurozu501: keyofjetwolf: ACTUAL LOL PEARL TOTALLY SOLD STEVEN OUT THAT IS MARVELOUS #pearl is the fussiest bossiest mum #but have her in a situation where garnet might disapprove and suddenly she’s three and i love it #I MEAN AMETHYST I EXPECTED
these are my icky gross evil proshipper opinions i’m only AcTIvE so people don’t turn around and act like i’ve betrayed them for *checks notes* not thinking cartoons are real. BETTER WATCH OUT
pod7 replied to your post: thinking abt two of my favs, luka and …Blake is only 5'4?? What is Yang, like, 5'6"? I always thought of them as being like 5'10 and 6…i checked the official height chart and thats what it said, unless i read it
stanfordbaby replied to your post “how old is whitley, how old is winter. i’d really like to learn more…” aren’t Weiss, Blake, and Yang all 17/18 at the beginning of RWBY1? bc Ruby herself is 16 I believe and she skipped 2 years
