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Is it just me, or doesn’t that face seem to not go with that body?I’m not saying it’s photoshopped. No. I know this is real. I’m just saying, this guy looks like he really changed his body to look like this. he wasn’t predisposed to turn out
You love it when I do my dance, booty shake with a hand stand
Is it just me, or does it look like Sophie is contemplating murder?
Is it just me or does it seem like that lil pooper is ready for something much much larger?
i drew me and my roommates at our anniversary dinner (from a photo obviously) because we’ve been roommates for like ten years and it’s ridiculous okay basically they are both adults and i am just a complete fuckup
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it’s like…finally clicking in my head how this could work (I think I was just too angry to think about it before lol). “Rose Quartz” would pretty much be an amalgamation of guilt, self loathing and regret for PD. To everyone, Rose is a hero.
So guise i just saw Meet Mr. Daddy and oMFG IT WAS LIKE THE SADDEST THING EVER AND JUST ENDLESS AMOUNT OF TEARS BECAUSE OMFG THE PLOT IS JUST GOING TO DESTROY YOUR HEART OK AND THE LITTLE GIRL IN THIS WAS SO DARN ADORABLE AND UGH FOREVER CRYING …
opalsandcream:biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t
minervose: poplerpig: don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like woa flying cars woa holograms woa time travel and now its just like we’re all probably going to die in some horrible apocalypse says a lot about
Is tumblr dead/dying or is it just me? I feel like my posts get far fewer “likes” than they used to, and i was wondering if the crowd has started to move on. I ask because queueing up posts of all my new work is incredibly time consuming, and not
I feel like Jean and Armin would spend the first five or six months of their relationship fighting nonstop, because Jean sucks at reading Armin’s physical and emotional cues and Armin is not going to bend, because he’s sick and fucking tired
chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
It really bugs me that the one song I really really liked from the radio in Downpour is also the only one that doesn’t exist outside the game. I don’t even know who sings the song or anything its a complete mystery. Just like who the hell
peiranoid: literallysame: Flappy Bird’s creator is taking the game down (x) thank jesus I think this is really sad. This guy made a game, maybe not a very good game, maybe a really difficult game (wouldn’t know, haven’t played it and
like, I know ‘joy ride’ is an incredibly common term and I’ve heard it a million times but for some reason whenever I think of the episode title “Joy Ride” I immediately hear the same-titled song by the Killers in my head and it just not appropriate
fandom-inc: fandom-inc: self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange oh god never mind it tasted like shit
halorvic: … huh. Why do they look like the Tenth Doctor and John Watson?
so apparently dmmd is on steam now lol
peeta-mybreadboy: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise you ask the real questions
yourgqdaddy: paladin-waifu: shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are
meowsatan: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise You’re blind and everything’s a surprise
The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o’clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow fall and
I think my fatal flaw is believing I would be immune to tazers
just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between atheists and religious people is that atheist would change their minds if god proved real, believers would not if god proved inexistent.
shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime
humorous: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
fit-mints: I took these one minute apart. Not everything is as it seems in pictures. Just because someone looks flawless in a photo doesn’t mean that’s how they always look. Don’t let fantastic, seemingly unachievable pictures of fitspo, and befores
Is it just me, or does it look like she forgot something, like perhaps HER SKIRT? And what is up with that top? I love sparkles and shit, but sparkles do not sexy make! familyolsen: NEW: Elizabet Olsen at Martha Marcy May Marlene premiere in London
4wns: how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible it’s calledmoney
no, it’s more like people do little things or say they love me but it just doesn’t connect to my brain? like I think oh that’s nice but you’re just saying that which is obviously frustrating for both me and the other person.
psy-faerie: Is it just me or do women get a lot more shit for dating shitty guys than the guys who are being shitty
blaidddrewg: So everyone who reblogs Grumpy Cat knows that the owners have embraced ‘Tard’ as his name, right? Like yes the cat’s face is amusing but I’m really fucking disgusted at how much goddamned publicity people are giving that cat’s
lovedaisydd: the-beast89: Ride it just like that! Uggghhhh!! lovedaidydd.tumblr.comBeautiful motion… Fuck yes
always-arousedxxx: Yes, Baby.I want it just like that…
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
cumragdoll: u want. to pound. til the room shakes… or is it just me.
legend-of-laurel: thetenthdoctormccoy: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise there’s always google glass i’m fucking sobbing imagine you’re in bed with someone and
Is it just me wanting/expectating knowledge and experience of how something feel for being willing to do it to a submissive? Or is it a switch thing? …. Or maybe just comon sense?For example, if you like caning, then fucking cane yourself as hard
hoe96: voulx:no offense but i dont like alcohol no affens but you don’t know how to drink u dumb ho hmm no, i just don’t like alcohol
namingisdifficult:jen-iii:Why does this seem like some sort of fanfiction plot? From what I hear, this episode is a crossover with another series called Uncle Grandpa, which is about a magical dude who’s simultaneously everyone’s uncle and grandfather.
I just had a thought:Has anyone went thru Deltarune WITHOUT overriding the first save point? Like you basically never save throughout the game so you save file stays as ‘Kris’because with all the easter eggs and alternate endings you can get with
sasstricbypass: shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating
(just a heads up, if you’ve tagged me in fanart or fanfiction and i haven’t reblogged it yet, that’s solely because my memory is shit. but i do see and save everything i can; if you see shadowpiratemonkey7 in the notes liking your stuff, that’s
