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“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put it in the fridge.”
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order to penetrate me.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest in the sheets.â€
“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.â€
“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.â€Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT - Fiesta Island, San Diego, CA - 2002
OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT - San Diego - Fiesta Island - 2002
All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom! All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom!
mosstronomy:y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes
salon: Robert Samuel, founder of Same Ole Line Dudes, makes up to ũ,000 a week to stand in line. He waits in line for Broadway shows, sample sales, tech releases and even brunch waitlists. Samuel recently spent 48 hours outside the Apple store in the
