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In a parallel universe, where boobs as opposed to butts are revered by the mainstream media, Nicki Minaj performs her new hit single “Starships”, thrusting her massively enhanced tits in the air.Nicki Minaj’s fame was in every way relate
Every succesful grandpa lover knows that it’s very easy to pick up young girls while playing billiards. Because girls love to play with balls! (Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)
Every once in a while, I do hire a female maid. She came highly recommended and the rest of the staff seems to get along with her… so far.
Every fucking Wednesday starting May 20- the end of July, I am web camming! http://Lexibelle.cammodels.com @streammate
every now and then, Faith’s bras just give out and she has to support herself. We feel for you, hon.
Every now and then there is a new innovation in fisting, a Eureka! moment. First cavemen thousands of years ago discovered fisting, then fist dick, then double fisting, later came huge dildos, and combinations such as dildo dick, more recently fleshli
In every installment of the main Tenchi franchise (this one comes from Tenchi Muyo GXP), Ryoko delivers like FedEx with the all nude fan service in the bath or hot springs. It certainly made an impression on me and a lot of anime fans seeing Ryoko’
…And the conversation always goes like this. Relative: So Jessica, do you have a ~boyfriend yet?Me: *sigh* No, I don’t.Relative: WHY NOT? YOU’RE SIXTEEN, AREN’T YOU INTERESTED IN BOYS YET?Me: PAHAHA, boys aren’t interested
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Every time your boss takes your wife to a party, you have to work as their driver for the night.
Every time you sit on this couch you will remember: her boss fucked mywife on this very couch, in front of me, as I meekly allowed it to happen.
I wondered if a supernova ever looked back in its last moments and thought about all those pretty little worlds in its orbit, wept for the loss of them just before its light went out. I wept for mine. - Jean Kirschtein, Oblivion Yes hello I just finish
Every time you sit on this couch watching TV with your husband, you’re gonna recall your ass getting mounted by a real man little whore.
bloody-ukes: In these words.
Every weekend, Mrs. Le offered up her holes to the guards of the state prison, to secure preferential treatment of her husband while he served his sentence.
in-every-lie: Best Skater
I deliberately wore just a skimpy sundress and no underwear every time I visited my sister, knowing that she needed to go pick up her kids from school and that her husband and I would have exactly eleven minutes. Just enough time for him to come out of
Every time we visited my in-laws I knew what to expect. The first time had surprised me but now I looked forward to it. I even prepared for it by getting extra sleep the last few days before each trip. At about midnight, my husband would get out of bed
Every time her daughter, Linda, and her husband visited, he’d wait until Linda went to sleep then slip out to his mother-in-law’s room where he’d eat her. She always had to cover her mouth tightly so she didn’t wake up Linda with
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In every girl's life there is a boy she will never forget and a summer where it all started.
In every fan base, you have:
In every P.E class there is always that one person who thinks they are in the fucking Olympics.
Every weekend, the same shit <3
criminalcrow: matsutzu submitted: So I made a folder for the refs you sent me, since I always make new folders for current projects on my desktop. This is what I named yours. I feel i should apologize for my sins. i laugh every time i see this in
In every concentric contraction (overcoming or lifting a load), lifting a certain weight with more acceleration will always produce a greater degree of intramuscular tension. In an eccentric contraction (yielding or lowering a resistance) it’s
Every time I hear this song tears form in my eyes.
*snoops into the notes of my post praising AO3 authors for taking spiteful inspiration in response to hateful comments, a post which was low-key explicitly anti-anti**confirms prediction that at least one anti reblogged it*
mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me
In God’s Country Texas is Mexican foods like nowhere else, not even Mexico. Texas is chicken fried steak and world famous Bar-BQ John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas. In every man, woman and child on this planet,
sugar-coated-killer: do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u
theplanetnotthecity: ROSE TYLER APPRECIATION WEEK || day 06 - the arc you loved the most → “I’ve been pulled across from a different universe ‘cause every single universe is in danger”
in every rap song video on youtube there’s at least one comment that is a parody lyric and i die inside every single time.
deviantwatch: I was in a japanese store buying anime toys and pocky when a weeaboo walked in
every wall of her room was a collage dedicated to her friends. when I was younger, I liked it. there were photos of me. memories of drawing on the driveway in sidewalk chalk, elaborate halloween costumes, wandering around the mall, birthday parties.
serizawascale: i love every girl in these dam heights….
tinyconfusion:so we’re all in agreement that the thirteenth doctor and rose tyler would be madly in love with each other, correct?
youknowyourefromcaliforniawhen: http://beyondlifeitself.tumblr.com/ There’s about 3 or 4 In-n-Outs without 10 minutes of my house. At any time of day every single one of them has a drive-thru line wrapped around the parking lot. It will pretty
what is this. what the fuck is this. why is everyone in the corner, i did not sign up for this you piece of shit villagers.
clannyphantom:my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt
Every Single Word Spoken by a Person of Color in Every Single Movie Directed by Nancy Meyers
sunstreakerlovethyself: batsock: Does anyone else like… Play a fanfiction in their head and it’s really good and keeps you occupied but when you actually sit down to write it just EVERY NIGHT
nonbinaryteddy: every year the marauders probably sat in the same spot on the hogwarts express, from when they were little bitty eleven-year-olds to the last time they rode away from the place where they found home and family, practicing silly spells
janecrocker-official:i hope every transgender person in the world has a nice safe day
In all things, in every thing- your loyal little girl.
in-frame: December ‘17 / “at times I feel as if I am spread out over the landscape and inside things, and am myself living in every tree, in the splashing of the waves, in the clouds and the animals that come and go, in the procession of the seasons.”
Every day I go to work at a job I hate so I can make money to spend on living accommodations that I don’t have yet because I can’t escape this anyway so that when I finally die I can at least do it in my own space #goals
thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: It seems every GOP debate is determined to have that one moment sheer callousness that makes you fret for humanity’s future — and last night’s FOX News/Google debate did not disappoint. Moderator
Every woman in every Disney/Pixar movie in the past decade has the exact same face
Every time I read anything, whether it be a book, a script or anything, I automatically imagine myself as the boy in the plot. I don’t know why. Seriously, anything, if I’m reading a magazine article or whatever, I picture myself as the kid people
queennubian: I’m 29 I’ll be 30 in november let me tell you if I take a nap in her house and she does this I have the same damn reaction.
elisimo: “Every single night I endure the flight of little wings of white-flamed butterflies in my brain. These ideas of mine percolate the mind trickle down the spine swarm the belly, swelling to a blaze. That’s when the pain comes in like a second
diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have
Every time a dad does something that a dad should be reasonably expected to do, people want to be like OMG DAD OF THE YEAR BEST DAD IN THE WORLD and it’s like no???? He is literally doing what he should be doing??? He is fathering his children???? Is
johnnyjoestarrelatable: the Social Anxiety in Elementary School™ Report Card a joy to have in class works well alone needs to come out of their shell needs to participate more in class does not work well with others
hipchoice:hipchoice:vivribbon:some game dev in circa 2003: hey can we get a song for our scrimblo bimblo french comic book licensed game lolguy about to fucking go primal beast mode and drop the hardest breakbeat track in the universe: ok if you’re
vampireapologist: do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone
