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No more nipple piercings, got the other one slapped off last night and I was too tired to put it back in so it closed. Lol currently at the hair salon getting my hair done, I think it was a bad idea to wear shorts bc you can see bite bruises along my
*opens submissions* *dick pics pour in* LOL I guess people don’t know how to read guidelines? Like what makes you think my followers and I want to see your unimpressive dick? I dont get the whole logic behind it. Like do guys really think that
You know you had a good time at a show, when you wake up all sore with random bruises the next day. Lol holy shit Testament was great last night. By far the most chaotic show I have gone to. I think I took an elbow to the tit in the pit last night bc
You know those days where you’re just in a grumpy ass mood and want to be left alone, but then you masturbate and you think to yourself “wait why was I even grumpy?”
I have never felt so unattractive in my life. Lol It feels.. a little crappy to have your sexual advances turned down by your boyfriend. He might not have said anything, but he didnt have to. Body language is always revealing. I know it’s not me,
I feel like once you pass that honeymoon stage in a relationship, that’s when you really know if the love is real.
I saw Kataklysm in Hollywood on Thursday and my body still hasnt recovered
thegirlinthestartrekdress said: Do you know what other cons you’ll be visiting this year?None planned for 2015, and none for 2016 either; if I get in I’ll do Fanime, and APE again, but I didn’t get into AX and I’m not planning on applying to others
I’m running late for ycon today! If you’re an attendee and are looking for me this morning, I’ll be there in about an hour, sorry!
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
perspectave: i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably
*Feels sexy enough staring at yourself naked in the dark* *Turns light on* Nvm
Looks in Mirror
beastlyart:Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet
1612th:in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when
You're not allowed to fall in love with me.
aromanticren: “i really need to drive to a fied in the middle of nowhere and scream for hours”
samcarterphd:bonus: this one onion headline because in this house we absolutely despise pete shanahanstargate + reductress headlines pt.2 (pt.1)
My biggest fear.Is you getting a taste of another fruit.And blooming in someone else’s garden.
vaselinebaby: everyone’s going to kiss someone tonight and im just going to punch myself in the face
Put "Notice me damn it" In my ask if I am your senpai
things that are going to be 10 years old in 2014
IF YOU'RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.
: GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX QUEEN/KING OF _____??? PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____??? EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
anusking: do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
moretoremember: I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive.
luddybvampirehetalia: world-class-ass: Why do straight guys call feminine things gay when being gay is probably the manliest thing you can do after chopping trees? It’s literally men in a relationship. Men doing man things having man sex and making
fistfulloffourleafclovers: you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
one-tardis-to-exorcise-them-all: juststarkidding: thegreenguitar: why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret? why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear? why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?
clraft: when i say “the other day” i could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between
melonami: my friend asked me to draw her wally so of course i stuck good ol’ dick in there ヽ( ´¬`)ノ
poogie-bear: weji: isn’t naruto supposed to end in 2014
poetic: I’m not asking for a lot in a relationship. All I want is to kiss, cuddle, play videos games, and have hot sex.
staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will
beerito: are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
unclefather: wassupstyles: What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair very polite
rabioheab: How To Tell Someone That You Have A Crush On Them start aggressively tapdancing in front of them without saying anything continue doing this until they ask you why you are doing this fall to their feet and start crying
maroon-moon: Have you ever considered that you lead yourself on the most. You become attached to the idea of being with that person. You begin imagining being with them and plan little events with them in your head. But when you face every single day
cumonmeclifford: i want a boyfriend in a band because the ‘back from tour’ sex would be absolutely amazing
wearethefuckingused: im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face
lalalere: sinsoo: There is no friendship stronger than those forged in the weeaboo years. #you saw me at my worst so you deserve me at my best
jaclcfrost: inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
lilahgrimezz: unfamouskiid: Nowadays most people ain’t even dating, they’re just talking, fucking, catching feelings, and ending up in situations Fuck for real
cassieblack: arineat: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?”
Sheep In The Wolves
blade-of-ice: lovemesomesouleater: So my teacher asked how many of the people in the class were left handed and half of my table group raised their hands and I said “I feel a little LEFT out.“ HAHAHAHAHAHA Omfg!
chocolateinthelibrary: So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and there is literally a Harry Potter-themed reading nook in the cupboard under the stairs
foxnewsofficial: one time in class a girl asked me which hand i masturbated with and i pointed to my best friend’s hand and now that i think about it that might be why people think we’re gay
nicklugo: white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes*
things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone finding
rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in
junkoes: i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
dacelio: have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know
thechildofstyle: you have only seen yourself two times taking a picture and looking at the image and staring in the mirror and looking at your reflection you don’t get to see the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you love
eternalfailure: Shinji Ikari? You must mean Shaun Jay Carey, your average white teenager living in New York-3
phoneticmeow: phoneticmeow: I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND
mynameisnipple: Boys are scary. They go from “aw, you’re adorable” to “send me butt pics & sit on my face” in 2 seconds and I can’t handle that transition
le-le-lestrade: asktheteamofscientists: askscientistcarlos: aterrifyingscientist: *touches a science in carlos’ lab* *explosion* [SHRILL CARLOS NOISES] [injured scientist noises] [panicking radio host noises]
