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“What is the line for?”“Freshman Fred, then a piss,”“A piss, then Freshman Fred,”“Then there should be two lines.”“If you have to pee that badly get out of line then come back to the end if you still
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“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order to penetrate me.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest in the sheets.â€
“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.â€
“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.â€Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
OVER THE LINE (OTL) - Fiesta Island, San Diego, CA - 2002
OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT - Fiesta Island, San Diego, CA - 2002
OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT - San Diego - Fiesta Island - 2002
OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT - San Diego, CA - 2002
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