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sexuallystarved69: Seeing which hole is the best fit :) I am slightly impressed, and worried at the same time. You can come up with a good little list yourself as to why this would impress me, so I’ll just explain as to why I’m a little worried.
I know my dick isn’t impressive but I just want honest opinions. What you guys and girls think?
What was your first impression of me?
incestamy: Mom thought that Daddy started working out to impress her…..but he really did it to impress me….and it worked. The second he gets home from work, I’m all over him. * Just letting you know that I posted this same picture a couple of days
sywren: He was so cold. Poor boy. I told him to put his hat on but he said no, he wanted to show how tough he way to impress me. i was impressed. it really was cold. Me? I have a special talent for resistance to cold imparted to me by monks in Tibet
sorimori: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dressed to impress
To the fool of a boy that thought this would some how [un]impress me, I’m not impressed at all. I am extremely difficult to impress. I suggest, that you grow up and maybe get an adult size cock. Oh I’m blocking you on all accounts peaking8.
harlequinnade: first impressions: x-men and x-men: days of future past
wheredidimessup: I hate first impressions because the first impression I always give people is “the girl who doesn’t talk”
yoggyurt: Can i just say how proud and impressed i am? I wasnt expecting such an awesome video, choreo, song! I really like B1A4, but for their cute songs, and dances and all the aegyo. But they never really impressed me. But ‘Tried to Walk’… Wow
oppafightme: id like a boy who pushes himself to the limits (physically and financially) to impress me. buy me an eagle. a bald eagle. yes i know theyre endangered. get one for me. i dont care. get me one
smitethepatriarchy: Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females. I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance
Me gustan las historias que no terminan.
So this happened tonight, I get the impression she was trying to make a pillow fort but got tired and decided to have a snooze instead.
ourgentlemensclub: Bound, but not broken. -wordsmatty Oh Mr. Matty, you sure know how to capture emotion in pictures. I am thoroughly impressed because I am sure you bound yourself in this way and also took your own picture. You know I think you are
cutecornflakes: Cat’s first impressions of the snow
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
tnlsltm: Impressive!
balcony post-punk not impressed selfie
chatsy88: Basically how I fare when I’m doing a presentation. Starting rather impressively only to forget what the hell I’m doing.
So, this was my “costume” for MCM Manchester. Ok, it was a poor effort, but a few people were really impressed with Honedge!
experimentallykinky: resolucation: I just wish a man could actually impress me actually lol I challenge someone to impress me
Really hope I got the job. Been wanting to work for this company for years now. And I finally got an interview. Let’s just hope I stood out and made a good enough impression. But if not, hopefully the opportunity finds it’s way back to me.
meteoritis: ok look if you’re white and trying to impress me with how not-racist you are i guarantee i’m not impressed
liifealert: newcrystalcitysteel: juliasegal: headlikeanorange: A male red-capped manakin trying to impress a female. (North America - Discovery Channel) twerk this is exactly how I want guys to impress me I am impressed
strictly4mygoddess: Sissy hubby, you have already tried to impress me with your little penis longer than I should have allowed, I now will impress you with my many different man cocks. …..say, ” thank you my Goddess wife”……
benwah71: jackryan1123: Thank you anonymous for showing my cock some love!!!! ❤️ Impressive mate. It’s the head that got my wife horny. Thanks bud!!
0-decadent-0: “You think this is a free show, Son? No way, buddy. Take that dick out. I want to see if you can keep up with me. Ooh, you’re nice and hard for me already… Well, impress me some more, boy! Let me see you stroke that thing…
ragandboner: onlyblackgirl: cr0oked-pictur3s: onlyblackgirl: So not here for American Sniper tbh. White war “hero” movies don’t impress me. This kinda shit is what pisses me off. If someone said BLACK war hero movies “don’t impress me”
Impress me with your filth.
motsquivont: I wonder what the most common first impression people have of me is
ashtronauts: Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself and I’m not here to please anyone Also me: tries to impress anyone I ever come in contact with.
thathoneygrl3: lovelustquotes: “But sexy doesn’t impress me. Smart impresses me, strength of character impresses me. But most of all, I am impressed by kindness. Kindness, I think, comes from learning hard lessons well, from falling and picking
undie-fan-99: I’m impressed. Now impress me in your Hanes.
My cousin decided to randomly record me doing voice impressions of hank hill/ old man from Beavis and Butthead , makes me do it all the time
nerdybookgirl22: If you wanna impress me, don’t buy me a drink; buy me a book and if you really wanna up your game get me a hardback collectors edition of it.
Guys I need some good memes I’m trying to impress this guy help me out
stemss:Guys I need some good memes I’m trying to impress this guy help me out New high or new low? lmk
usingdumbsluts: I told her she looked like dumb white trash, and if she wanted me to take her out she would have to impress me. She pulled out her tits, dropped to her knees and started sucking me off. There’s nothing impressive about a slut with a
sex-like-a-nympho: pretty girls wearing makeup dont impress me. anyone can look flawless with a bunch of gunk on their face. natural beauty literally astounds me. it’s a good thing we don’t wear makeup to impress you, or anyone else except
IMPRESS ME
Ole Kristian Våga - Don’t know what impresses me more but I’d say the fact his ass is eating that line is fucking impressive.
Your drug intake does not impress me, only vomiting blood impresses me.
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