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justeraaron: Being a dad the right way
This is gonna sound like a cliché omo scenario lol butttt…I’m getting really sleepy so started getting ready for bed and went to the bathroom to pee .. butmy toilet is out of commission cause my dad is taking it apart to put better parts in
audrey-hepbae: volcainist: Im the wig this is dad culture cause who else would talk for 5 min straight with no room for anyone else to respond
beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
10000bc:im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person
bluhstrider: a japanese teenager sits his parents down “mom dad, im gay” “but son how do you know? are you in love?” the son shakes his head as a tear rolls down his face. he lifts his hands from his lap. they are bigger than
sofasofia: merrychristo: merrychristo: mom… dad… im batman wait
artisticallycapricious: hi dad im tired
sex-in-the-family: txt: bro ever since mom and dad died, we have become so close, and i actually get jealous when you go out with other girls, i hate seeing me little brother caring for girls, im the only girl i want you to take care of! so from now
rainbow-ashe: theanti90smovement: mom dad im in love with a robot the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
kingintrovert: localstarboy: Daughter of the year followed her dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks… 😂😂😂 im the repeated “son of a bitch”
menalaus: holyromanhomo: toonamipapi: gothicbomb: reggaeairhorn: weloveshortvideos: My mom when she listens to Mexican music. THE DRAMA! Oh my gOd WHO HURT HER THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY FATHER DOES OMG IM SCREAMING I love this lmfao
akihitopls: Dear Dad, I turned 17 today. I know, I’m getting old. I wish you could have been there at the party. Uncle Roy showed up with Miss Hawkeye and they gave me earrings. He doesn’t look so sad when he comes over anymore. I know he misses
swearwordsayer: frisbeesuperbowl: I AIN’T HAPPy I’m feelin glad IM GONNA WHIP AND NAE NAE and kill my dad
rapunzelie: My dad the sassmaster
timemachineyeah: huntokar: pardonmewhileipanic: jackpowerx: hellhound-gytrash: letshaveapantsoffdanceoff: motivationforfitness: r-dart: My Dad isn’t a bad person, he’s just… old fashioned. This is so much the outlook by many men on a woman’s
To prove my dad wrong. reblog if you are under the age of 30.
sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies: sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies: so my dog was reunited with his parents today and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER you think this is a game, son? this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the
twofingerswhiskey: reichenbachtrip: chaiteaprincess: sofakeitsfox: Remember when every girl wanted this phone yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone. then
andrewbelami: stunningpicture: Was looking in my moms college yearbook and came across a familiar face. did this fucker come out of the womb looking like a dad
kiki-kismet: blairwald0rk: andrewjg47: wabisabiforrobots: If I’m shopping at Target and I see this, I’m calling the cops. Seriously. I don’t care about your fucking rights, I just want to buy some dad jeans and maybe a tub of frosted animal
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate,Dear person I like,Dear ex boyfriend,Dear ex girlfriend,Dear ex bestfriend,Dear bestfriend,Dear *anyone*,Dear Santa,Dear mom,Dear dad,Dear future me,Dear past me,Dear person
sakimichan: fuckyeahtokyoghoul: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS
subwaywhore: Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
naughtywater: funniestpicturesdaily: Not the time for a dad joke. He’s ready.
Best dad in the world.
barrageofnerdery: guy:mistressmalfoy: my dad doesn’t believe that dogs can smile so here is a compilation of 10 of my fave smiling dog pictures I can’t wait to grow up and own 30 dogs The happiest post on the internet.
girlwithstethoscope:cumberbuddy:gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged What a dear human being he is. THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING
machopie: Garnet is the Coolest Dad
kouha: My dad has had this tsunade card in his wallet for over five years and he keeps it not only over his drivers license but more visible than that pic of my brother in the top left???
oopsishittedagain: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
sex-in-the-family: txt: happy birthday dad, since mom is away and im the only other woman in the house, i will give you your birthday sex, see you when you get back from work x
dianarossweave: gutsanduppercuts: smoothserpent: gutsanduppercuts: Grandmaster Ip Man and his most famous pupil, Bruce Lee. so thats what the man who trained my sister-in-laws dad looked like. [im the luckiest kid to know a person who knows the man
awaitingapprovalawaitingapproval: lugedoge: sa-gal: precumming: Sia - Elastic Heart Music Video im yelling…Maddie Ziegler is literally 12 years old i Guys this is a music viedo about Sia and her father. Maddie is Sia and Shia is the dad. The
letshearitforthisclown: imagine the part of neil ciceregas “as your father i expressly forbid it” where he goes “im your dad”
exitwound:There’s rice that becomes stronger and more beautiful after a day in the fridge and a fry and there’s rice that won’t make it at all
polaroidmilk:ihadsuchhighhopes: professionally-dead: This makes me so happy And if you can’t find a dad a lesbian will work just as well OKAY BECAUSE LITERALLY EVERYONE AT WORK KNOWS IM THE GO TO PERSON TO OPEN THINGS FOR THEM AND IT MAKES ME
10000bc: im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person
psychedelicfelon: paintbraveart: t-rew: leleheaux: thismynewname: astoldbylloyd: heaux-ass: her daddy boostin’ her up 😂 shes so chill. “wipe it” 😂 But her eyes! That’s a look Rihanna Inspired Makeup!!!! I’m the dad Im the
brujitagorditaxx: bonjourbuhlin: kingintrovert: localstarboy: Daughter of the year followed her dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks… 😂😂😂 im the repeated “son of a bitch” C R Y I N G 😂 The cutest && funniest
sharnrock: cheerios: Unleash the DAD SWAGGER! that “honey im about to nut cheerios” post just got too real
familyfun69: Im glad dad left! With him gone I became the man of the house in no time. Rules changed and we spent a lot more time together as a family.
jakeyllenhaal: prettyboyshyflizzy: mom confronts son for netflix and chilling while his dad cries in the background lmaooooo the signs as people in this videoson: aries, leo, capricorn, geminimom: virgo, scorpio, taurus, aquariusdad: libra, sagittarius,
This is the only time where I curse myself for being born with a health disease. If I was normal and healthy then I would probably be working right now and have my own place somewhere, driving, completely independent from my dad. All of us would have
do not reblog My dad is like the most unreasonable and rudest person I know. He gets mad and insults people over the dumbest things. He asked me if I have eaten any bananas yet (which he bought yesterday) and I said not yet, I had a grapefruit though.
my dad is finally gonna go to the ER now to check whats wrong with his respiratory system, he has been coughing terribly and feeling out of breath for over a month but he’s been hesitant to go get checked out wish him luck guys ;u;
pumpkinmcqueen: cemeteryunderwear: withoutalittlerisk: nuttedon: eating-ass: im just gonna leave this here tHIS IS THE WORST POST OMG @hotanimebabe @nancydrewofficial oh wow is this the dad convention White frat convention. Brad, Tom, Dickie,
poundcakeinstrumental: poundcakeinstrumental: stop the white gays the dad literally dont give a fuck im still laughing at this ordeal
familyfun69: Ever since my dad left mom has been really lonely and needed a man around the house. I thought well since im the man of the house, might as well use that power.
derinthescarletpescatarian:elkian:brightlotusmoon:im-living-in-the-walls:bloodyjinxii: thatgirlwithadhd: catptain-whiskers: This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it.. This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form there is no way to predict
Fucking ok computer, just restart when im in the middle of drawing
ahhh i finished watching the rooby volume 1 with dad finallyblake :(((((( precious baby………weiss :((((( u piece of bull shit…….
new badgirls!au:same setup as before, Miku is Gumi’s cousin transferring to her highschool due to her dad’s job being relocated in the area. troublemaker Lily and her childhood friend Luka spot them walking towards the school on the first day and