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Protip: I’m not being rude when I refuse to let you use my inking pens. I’m being hygienic. Srsly. Im surprised I dont have tooth damage now because of how much I use my mouth as a third hand.
lower-case-numbers:fullmetalxprince: thekidinme101: solslittlewindow: I’ve lost most of mine … but for anyone who knows me, that’s not a huge surprise! :) ✹ Who wantsa play marbles with me? Im down I have a big box full of marbles,
abandoned-single-mum: marriedbiguyblog: Kinda looks like my daughter would not be surprised if she like BBC Abandoned Single Mum Aged 18 Seeks Daddy - My Photos - Send Me A Message - Im looking for a Daddy…GET my Whatsapp, KIK, Yahoo Messenger
When your belief in yourself that you’ve become a better person and succeeded over this innate folly of yours is determined to be a lie by the fact you’ve known for months you need to change how and why and still DON’T DO IT it makes
toonelemental:the-endless-storm:theconcealedweapon:They’re not giving up!i listened to this station for most of my childhood and im so pleasantly surprised that they’re not shitheels (at least on the social media side)
dysphorism: thesocietyisfuckup: this is not my picture but i thought it was so amazing and powerful i needed it on my blog Am I supposed to be surprised by this? Im only shocked the figure doubled and not tripled… or quadrupled… =_=
cloama: phoneus: kur-loz: phoneus: these men risk their lives for us dan is crazy im surprised they not in jail because of him yet the way nick just sort of smiles and narrates with his melodic voice in more or less the exact same dialogue as dan
skullspeare: thederpywingedone: nyooms: the guy im dating just sent me this video with no context. i think i have to break up with him i LIT ERALLY JUST FUCKCIN GASPED IN SURPRISE WHATEVER I WAS EXPECTING IT WASS NOT THSAT HAHHAHAHAHAGHASFA
babylonian:pussylipgloss:IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMMi think this is legitimately the best use of misdirection ive ever seen in the history of video. i have not felt such a true sense of surprise in a very long timePffft xD
nonbinaryparker replied to your post “spencer reid at an anime convention” im v surprised i did not send this to you b/c we’ve had this convo before seriously we make reid and garcia sound like the biggest weebs on the planet
poptella: active hipster blog the surprising benefits of not shaving omg im never shaving again!
whatagrump: i relate to alexander hamilton because i too will one day be murdered for not knowing how to shut the fuck up
somehow im not too surprised :)
just found out that Sia (the singer who did Titanium with David Guetta) wrote rihanna’s song “Diamonds” now when i think about it…im not too surprised. the lyrics sound like something she would write.
i guess its official. raven simone likes women. tbh? im not too surprised
🆕️ Jan Rijkaard simp
Though I shipped ichiruki, surprisingly im not sad that ichihime is canon 😅 And rukia and renji looks adorable as well 😍😍😍
not-to-worry–fan-not-stalker: podle5: chibicheesepuff: chibicheesepuff: chibicheesepuff: chibicheesepuff: i made some sharks im bored hhhhh people really like these boys huh? I made more because i have no self control hey. i got a surprise for
nerd-of-the-world: jibblyuniverse: senashenta: nerd-of-the-world: jibblyuniverse: Who’s your favorite Avenger? (Rips off shirt to reveal a captain america tattoo) *rips off shirt to reveal full on Captain America uniform* Im not even surprised
tokoyumi: listen iimomo is one of my bIG favs but surprisingly its not my first ship for each of these characters (im todoiida and jiromomo) which is funny cause if u ask me any other character i’ll tell u my fav ship with them is iida @exoticfairytail
karayray1: xelamanrique318: Today on October 4, 2016, we learned that clowns who terrorize people (especially children) get more protection than black civilians. Can’t say I’m surprised tho. Im not. Because dressing up like clowns and terrorizing
sassyhiddles: leenanayleen: Wow. Are you still surprised haven’t you guys not seen yet “Apocalypse now” or read a Kurt Vonnegut book seriously im so fucking pissed right now
sallyyates: riathedreamer: riathedreamer: riathedreamer: riathedreamer: so trump is coming to denmark freaking sigh update: jesus christ the idiot is trying to buy greenland. im not even surprised Update again: he has now cancelled his trip because
marcel-wolfgang: asaptual: proletariat15: securelyinsecure: Black-ish is not afraid to speak the truth I’m surprised that ABC allowed this… “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” -Oscar Wilde
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry I was going to say that parents do this all the time with chicken pox so we shouldn’t be surprised at this level of
i-want-spankings: haphazardhappenstance: possessedcreampuff: sizvideos: Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE Update: IM NOT CRYING
musical-tables: penis-hilton: tylerchokely: rihannoyed: taking off your clothes like the picture won’t load but I assume this is “surprise bitch” yeah i hope im not the only one seeing a rotating figure teleport out of her clothes in a
babylonian: pussylipgloss: IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMM i think this is legitimately the best use of misdirection ive ever seen in the history of video. i have not felt such a true sense of surprise in a very long time
asktheblueoceangem: all better//not gonna lie the wings are pretty flimsy?? so thats no surprise but im sorry for your one wing lapisas you can see i fixed mine though but the wing snapped off AGAIN anywaysBonus:in reference to this post and this post
obstaculous: Doodle Request Dante Sparda in DMC4 (Not very satisfactory..) —- Im very surprised that there was a lot of reactions on the post recently… Cuz I mainly draw on OCs… fanarts are unusual I know, and I really like the anime or games
disappointed-pero-not-surprised: bumbleshark: bumbleshark: crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point. me and my heart: ok im alone
avatarofthevast: geoclaire: lynati: riathedreamer: riathedreamer: riathedreamer: riathedreamer: so trump is coming to denmark freaking sigh update: jesus christ the idiot is trying to buy greenland. im not even surprised Update again: he has
karkatium: i tried animating a little thing with rose quarts but it was harder than i expected so im not gonna finish it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who is she being surprised by? u decide lol
princess-arminarlert: thederpywingedone: nyooms: the guy im dating just sent me this video with no context. i think i have to break up with him i LIT ERALLY JUST FUCKCIN GASPED IN SURPRISE WHATEVER I WAS EXPECTING IT WASS NOT THSAT I will never
gentlerecovery: ramenclub: zaynmalikeatsass: the best part is not that she makes the shot each time but her lil smile of surprise when she realizes she made it omg!!! im going to start doing this
iamvaliance: intj-confessions: fvanjik: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARDmoment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics I guarantee that 99% of the time she did not want to see that shit. OMG
When I rock up to parties… Not coz im cool, just because people are surprised I left my room.
gabriellejae: inthiswildworlditsawildlife: attack-attazkaban: watermel0n-smile: he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time I’m so in love with this aw Lmao he’s like “HI JIMMY!!! IM HOME MUAH MUAH MUAH!!!”
thank you first anon <3 and to the other two im sorry, yeah i feel you, people shouldn’t assume things like that then get surprised when you’re not that thing, people should politely ask you if they’re that curious people always
florahlea: see-d: not my photo, but my upload im surprised that my other uploads have got hundreds/thousands of notes and this doesnt. this is my favourite photo i’ve ever uploaded q’d x
tillmyhands: Rromantic bdsm series part t t t t twelve!! Looks like she got caught by surprise but that’s okay. This painting was lots of fun. Had to take a tablet photo since I no longer have a scanner and im not quite satisfied. all power exchange
poptella:active hipster blog the surprising benefits of not shaving omg im never shaving again!
prettycutiegirls: prettycutiegirls: poptella: active hipster blog the surprising benefits of not shaving omg im never shaving again! Teen in the bikini in the pool See more photos at http://prettycutiegirls.tumblr.com/
raithha: i want pets when im grown up but also i do not like dealing w/ poop You’ll be surprised how much you won’t care about cleaning poop if you really love them 😊
i wanted to watch saw 3 but crave only has it in french for some reason
The Best Night
they’re gross and i ha t e th-h-hem,,,,,,,,
mmmm i could be annoyed at how they managed to make f/extra’s rin outfit even more revealing, but at this point im too tired and not even surprised