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muyxof: If you like my pics you can also watch them at: http://muy-x.deviantart.com Schon peinlich wenn jeder im Einkaufzentrum die eigene Windel sieht, oder?
macrophilicutopia: I’ve suddenly decided that I hate these people. They get my creative juices flowing like nothing else. @pizsospa @gentlegiantdreamer @ashiftingworkshop <3
rainbeau-bokan: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: jakethedrummerkid: That’s absolutely unbelievable, that’s what it looks like every time I play That’s what my thighs look like too every time I run or walk omg
WHY R U SO FRKING CUTE???? >.< Im just like being a major fan gurl cuz of u!! D:
ugh stop being so amazingly adorkable! im spazzing out right now *_* its like cuteness overload!
intergalactictrooper: xadlc: kristenmarjorie: youbetterrunson: theprettyrecklessgirl: mergilly: (via especiallygold) FERBY CAT. I CAN’T. IWANT. O_O i do not like cats! but “ITS SO FLUFFY IM GUNNA DIE!”
/please fullview because tumblr fucked the qualityFace it like a grown-upWhen you gonna own up that you got got got it bad bonus
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
: I’m not a ghost, so why am I like this?
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: But perla i just remembered about that boy in the heel-y shoes and rolling down the hallway and im crying omg.HAHAHAHAHAHAHH WE FOUND OUT WHO HE IS, OLIVIA IS FRIENDS WITH HIM I CAAAANNT AHAHWAHAHAHA WTH AHAHA
I SAW A MINHYUK LOOK A LIKE AT MCDONALDS TODAY AND JESUS I ALMOST SCREAMED HE WAS GORGEOUS IM GONNA DIE
Lol my friend is back to guessing what my fetish is I’m dying lol
netamashii: black clothes, more like “im too lazy to colour”
roddaprime: So i need a new bed, so I’m looking up alternatives and im like Okay a bit weird but still nice lol #random Whos bed is this??? Gumbys???? your going to fucking die when that rolls away WHDAJDNAJKDBWHFLSJFHDJKDKfLSafjSLANSAND WHY DOES
sharpestrose: oscarisaacappreciationsociety: “Cuddling adorable Lupita - who’s seeking a little fatherly advice (as Oscar kindly provides bunny ears) #PhotoBomberPoe” - Mark Hamill I deeply and truly appreciate the commitment Mark Hamill has
nutinmeadamdriver: like this if ur bootjack kylux, reblog if ur zipper kylux
trashboat: hellabitcoins: janemba: flaccidtrip: jaanfe: Sure, Jan IM MARCIA I’m yelling why is the whole family clowning her they all subtle diggs to like no one saying anything bout her hair lookin like she got fuscili in it no george glass
eteo: datkarkatass: broadway-aradia: shavingryansprivates: this is the best cat video i’ve ever seen on the internet and i’ve seen a lot of cat videos im gonna die that was so hilarious omgff if you don’t like cats you’re wrong
What do I even like??!?! lol (help)
extrapulpy: id like to thank jordan for the hentai on my dash you’re welcome liz dont spend all of it in one place
reapersun: ~Support me on Patreon~ “Wow, everything in here looks pricey. Feels inappropriate for a guy like me to be near this stuff.” “Nonsense, Will, you fit right in.” “Hah, because I have the Vitruvian Man on my forearm? Very funny.”
keyserspooke: knifeandlighter: like when mad cats were talking “oh no naruto is ending” all i felt was jubilation. let that shit end. please god let it end. even the ending is terrible. its just fuck just let it die. please white jesus. save
I’m out at the moment and my phone is about to die, presumably to save me from encountering any spoilers during the 3 hour purgatory I’m in before I can watch the episode. So thank you, crappy phone battery, I appreciate it.
itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: jakethedrummerkid: That’s absolutely unbelievable, that’s what it looks like every time I play That’s what my thighs look like too every time I run or walk
i think i just ate a fungus covered piece of pie for the record it didnt taste like or look like fungus
koujaku didnt deser e this koujaku didnt dwaerve any of this wha t the ifkfuck im gonn a fuckojg burn my self akivr why would you do eonething like that what kind of sicj monster would so something loke this where is my kouap hqppu enfing qnd then nOIZ
whatisthat-velvet: 2andapossible: ay-oo: babyfacebuu: yungdirrty: toadsagejeff: fried-bologna-and-grape-koolaide: damn bruh IM FUCKING DYING!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡ lmao 😭😭😭😭 are yall really serious? like really? Those are the exact
ohharryosborn: supernaturally-marvelous: ask-jarvis: cumber-kitty: friendly reminder that Tony was only 17 when his parents died in a car accident leaving him orphaned and alone Friendly reminder that most likely Bucky staged the car accident
i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario is that a gatsby party
tsarbucks: tehlofflies: tsarbucks: you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like “heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell” how do you know hell has wifi satan owes me several favors
captainarlert: ironmanarlert: eren has distinctly sea-green eyes and they are constantly leaking they’re watery like the actual sea and i just think that’s a really fascinating symbol He might just be crying because his mom died He might just
eyessetforward: field-of-consciousness: “Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.” shit i just died a little inside. that quote.. that quote just
bootyscientist: illumahottie: illumahottie: I have tears in my eyes. Like I don’t even think you guys understand the magnitude of this tweet. The sheer humanity of this, they are dying over there. No they are being SLAUGHTERED but they have the
rrowdybeast: prguitarman: JAPAN ARE YOU SERIOUS?? That dude is like “I need to get the fuck out of this country” Still, I died
soloontherocks: chowchowmotherfucker: every medicine on the market is like pros: you’ll stop coughing cons: you might die my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants pros: you won’t want to kill yourself cons: you might want to kill
shingeki-no-gayojin: meowfuckingcat: shingeki-no-gayojin: meowfuckingcat: shingeki-no-gayojin: Holy fuck why did you tag my url as this I’m dying inside . Because you said you were going to cosplay Levi~ I don’t levi has a butt like nicki minaj
small-person-racist: earldacharmanda: awesomephilia: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the
ospreying: You know I think one of the things that makes Attack on Titan such a heart wrenchingly painful anime is the realism to the situation the characters are thrown into. It’s not like most anime where every major character that dies gets an epic
What angels are apparently supposed to look like. They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die. The bible
grypwolf: theonetruenators: atotorakku: lolsofunny: if you’re about to die, might as well try. YO oh shit he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels
raeenroes:destinyhadachild: Who is this person, I swear I need to befriend excellence like this. omg i died. i am dead. this is heaven
wvrthy:in-vagina-we-thrust: wvrthy:lol She looks like a grown up version of that animated character Rihanna is voicing Thank you, best compliment EVER I’m dying to see that movie ❤️
officialcrow: hamburgerstation: puketween: ascendmotherfucker: johnathanegbert: i found the video source Are you shitting me? this is what i like to see old memes die hard ok but she gettin it
joodanjyanaiyo: mashed-lingo: overthesoul: aneyeoutforselener: nicki gotta keep an eye out for selener At first i was like, fuck thats creepy. Now im fucken dying!!!!!!!
supermassiveasshole: when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed
miyotora: miyotora: @TPAIN Heard you like Steven Universe and loveeee amethyst so :3c pic.twitter.com/c9gNLpn4EP— 토라 tora (@miyotora27) July 23, 2015 HE REPLIED!!!!HE LIKED IT OMFG!!!!!! (im gonna die good bye world)
most likely reason to die
paci-kitty-rh: a-smol-cunt: otterdaddy: accarahara: I hate watching men rub clits like no no no no NO stop scrubbing at it like a stain like why are you DOING THAT YES FINALLY YES Important I have no idea why this is so hilarious but I cannot
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
I binge read all of neokosmos because I was at Amber and shelby’s stream yesterday and it’s so good????? Like really hella interesting I can’t wait for more
i find that when i watch ‘attack on titan’ im so invested in the storyline/plot that shipping is just…??? the last thing on my mind ahahaa
ive been looking around and reading up on some fe:a things for fun to get myself familiar with the game and the story/characters (since i dont own it yet…;;)(( also im one to thirst for a tall refreshing glass of spoilers with no guilt but ive
sienna’s ears were looking real good and fluffy and sculpted for a character that dies like 3 minutes after being revealed, so when are they gonna fix my girl blake’s ears so they dont look like she just cut some black construction paper into triangles
sofruiti: miyotora: miyotora: @TPAIN Heard you like Steven Universe and loveeee amethyst so :3c pic.twitter.com/c9gNLpn4EP— 토라 tora (@miyotora27) July 23, 2015 HE REPLIED!!!!HE LIKED IT OMFG!!!!!! (im gonna die good bye world) Omg t-pain
snartdonyx:THIS LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING STOCK PHOTO IM GONNA DIE Draw your squad like this
