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ovadio: im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later
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hotmeat89: once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy
Always be with you
hyrude: hyrude: how come nobody talks about liquid and gaseous snake? why must the ugly brothers be dismissed B’( ive just been informed that this isnt a joke post and “liquid snake” is, in fact, a real character. im here to say w whta the fuck
o11:im a little tilted by how quinns being handled in the new skin.just… gonna make a joke about it to feel better about it hellyeah.
heteromale: coolmeme98: i drew gods fursona u know what im telling u too THIS IS just a joke edit from the japanese part of twitter….its supposed to be don chuck monogatari. idk how it ended up in the hands of some american tumblr user as gods
callmepo: Remember people, Nintendo says that Cappy does not let Mario possess things, it just let’s him “capture” them. In any case, I still had to make this joke. im conflicted but I understand lol
rneerkat: tropiusss: rneerkat: im making this man cry. just look at the tears forming in his eyes Your jokes are terrible. nah i would say this one is tearable HA
rooshoes said: stack some mushrooms on top. just like hatsune miku used to make. (get it because robots) i knew some mother fucker was gonna make that joke and im glad it was you because it is a comfort somehow
bad dragon more like rad dragon (im so glad this pic just came up on my dash because i was about to make this joke regardless)
goatygoatyeah said: only one post i’ve seen and people reacting to it like “omg freakign tumblr..this is why we cant have nice things!!!!!!!” lmfao okay just might be the one joke post then regardless, im okay with wii fit trainer because
bronzebasilisk: ransomdracalis: regretfullycantankerous: gillpanda: sits-on-you: It’s okay to make a joke about a broken down website when it’s your own, but when people treat the site like a joke, that’s just wrong~ im not sure i understand
wartortles: lonewolfheart: wartortles: im like horny for 30 hours a day **correction. 69 hours a day** thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day where’s that picture with the joke going whooosh
holmecuffed: SETH MACFARLANE JUST MADE A RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN JOKE AND THE CAMERA SCANS THE AUDIENCE AND THERE HE IS, RDJ THE ONLY ONE CLAPPING IN THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE IM PISSING
jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are
beltsquid: morgrana: dO YOU EVEr SAY SOMETHING AS A JOKE AND IT ACCIDENTALLY HURTS SOMEONE’S FEELINGS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE #TO ME THE SHARK IS VERY ESPECIALLY ACCURATE BECAUSE#FRIEND NO#FRIEND IM SORRY#I JUST PUT YOU IN MY MOUTH BECAUSE I WANTED
nightkida: togami-byakuyas: nightkida: I wish I could be stuck in you, Rita Mordio….. woah ben let’s keep that to ourselves Careful Mikky. I can just as easily flood your feed with your “greatest hits”. HA jokes on you im doing homework.
Pt. 1 - Initial responses to Kankuro calling Gaara his “little brother.” Naruto Shippuden Episode 11.
siobhanblank: glixbitch: jooferslannister: I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.
lem0uro: …im sorry. …….im not, actually (altho i AM sorry if someone did this already i dont know akdsfahakfh and sorry for old joke that is old akdfjhaf ill just go die in a corner now bye)
im-lil-g: im sorry did i look at this correctly or she just casually made a joke with the nut in her mouf?
sukkanen: jamietheignorantamerican: jamietheignorantamerican: mY SISTER JUST GOT FEATURED ON HER SCHOOL’S ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR DRAWING A FUCKIGN HOMESTUCK OC IM PROUD AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME. YOU THINK IM JOKING IM NOT I AM SO FUCKING PROUD
meme-loving-stuck: siobhanblank: glixbitch: jooferslannister: I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about
lizluvscupcakes: siobhanblank: glixbitch: jooferslannister: I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.
mob is a terrible character hes so bland hes basically just saitama with hai i cant finish this i cant do this i cant make this joke this is too far im sorry mob im so so sorry
jakemalik: breakfastburritoe: jakemalik: I find it funny when little kids try to start fights, like this is the internet everything on here is just a joke ur selfies are the biggest joke of all the internet though im gonna give u a wedgie u little
thealogie:i swear any time im trapped with a man in an uber or an appointment or any other professional/capitalist transaction where I can’t just walk away and they keep making bland jokes and engaging me in unpleasant small talk my brain is just a
hachibani: this one wasnt even a theme its based on a convo i had with pan about cruel shit i laugh at and end up drawing im the worse if you understand the joke i just wanna say im kinda sorry
just-that-whore: i-getta-good-feeling: I GOT A NEW MACBOOK BITCHES! lol jokes, im poor. LOLOL
slutwhat: im literally just waiting for someone to tell me that this is all one big joke and that he’s not really dead, it just doesn’t feel real Rip Cory monteith
2satanistic4u: im just looking for someone to cuddle me, fuck me at least 14 times a week and laugh at my jokes
im-a-bad-kid: Plot twist: ARTPOP doesn’t exist, it was just a joke
officialunitedstates: stigs-mexican-cousin: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: what do u call spaghetti in mexico espagueti there is no joke here im just teaching you guys spanish yo soy mexicano y esto es correcto, felicidades usuario
nagitos: unit-r34: nagitos: i taped a dorito to my 3ds whY DOSE THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I DONT UNDERSTANDIS THERE A PUN OR AN INSIDE JOKE IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHING NO IT’S LITERALLY JUST A DORITO TAPED TO MY 3DS THATS IT THERES NO JOKE HERE
I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke…
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
ruinedchildhood: I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….
I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….
dayzdreamz: wasn’t sure whether to make a swamp or a donkey joke so im just gonna allude to both
ruinedchildhood:I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….
it's joke!
sips waterthis class is a hot mess and i cannot deal
monos: keep having small scenes where they willingly hang out with each other and/or softly support each otherother ppl: idk i dont get monochrome wouldn’t they just argue and not get along? :\
Well fuck