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bitch-gl0: I gotta quit with all the depressing shit, I’m tired of feeling negative & sad 24/7. I’m fucking gorgeous, inside and out, I deserve the damn world and I’m gonna get it . I’m trying to consistently feel how I look in the last pic

likehoestoflames: Im probably gonna get shit for this but 1. This picture literally shows nothing 2. Body confidence is grand 3. If you have a problem, simply fuck off.

umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever likeif I wanna read then I’ll readand if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuckand if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna

slainesplushass: datcatwhatcameback: namelessenemy: thedorkychicken: a disturbing trend or… I FUCKING LOVE THE SECOND COMIC IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS AT THE SECND ONE

umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like if I wanna read then I’ll read and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna

pyomorphic: bullypunchvevo: pyomorphic: person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them* Im gonna invent powdered toes honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

beetledrink: beetledrink: beetledrink: my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

mistr3ss-l: What? Are you trying to say your arms hurt? I didn’t gag you so you can whine you piece of shit, one more peep out of you and im getting my horse cock dildo, would you rather i fuck you with that mhmm? If youre gonna whine like a little

bonerfart: exxxmilitary: I hope to god this is actually gonna happen this is everything i could have ever asked for lil b and the you’ll cowards dude… on a track together? on this fuck shit im going to bed.

redmetz: (so I was listening to uptown girl by billy joel and I decided to make an au) HERE IS MY UPTOWN GIRL JOSUYASU AU basically josuke is a rich kid from uptown and oku is a local mechanic from downtown Im just gonna put some miscellaneous ideas

dragondicks: rokkan: get-the-gringo: thorjammer: im laughing so fucking hard the latest smash bros 3d screenshot just looks like a fucking panel from an old sprite comic i was gonna object to that but it genuinely took me a minute to realise that

sherlocks-loki: 6sister6sin6: loljewlol: felinspookydough: karkatcarrotcake: sweetchildofdixie: ftmark: holygrails: spuddruckers: God I love Tumblr. THE LAST FUCKING ONE SHIT ok i just switched to mobile blogging but im gonna assume

umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like if I wanna read then I’ll read and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna

havocthe526th: mama-emeritus: frosty-rain: Nigel invades Disney Part 1 THE FUCKING TARZAN ONE IM GONNA SCREAM EL DORADO ISN’T DISNEY YOU UNCULTURED SHIT Play nice, brother.

theleftenantmills: unitedkingdom-orgy: HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL. #he confesses like once an episode

plushdarkgoddess: The problem Im finding with a lot of men is that everyone thinks that they can fuck and its just simply not the case. Them tired ass upper body strokes you been doing since high school is not gonna make her cum, if you even care about

yellisse: ayemuhhfucka: nowhites: whybrandon: im gonna lose it what the fuck!!!!!!! this the funniest shit ive seen all week 😂😂😂😩😩😩😩😂 😂😂😂the background music tho😂😂😂

doc-knock: annicron: doc-knock: is thaT FUCKIN TENTAKIL? REALLY? HOLY FUCKING SHIT DRIFT KILLING TENTAKIL DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS oh mY FUCKING GOD LMFAO WEEB VS TENTACLE MONSTER IM GONNA PISS YES!!!!!

things-larry-cant: da-heell: brititch: 0pac: tastefullyoffensive: Virgin Airlines Launches First Glass-Bottomed Plane im gonna shit myself there i’ll fucking piss myself wait what its why i love Virgin Airlines

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt: ohmykarma: miscreantive: onlylolgifs: Giant Gummi Bear dropped into boiling Potassium Chlorate YES I love his reaction like, “Yeah bitches we gonna do some sciOH SHIT TOO MUCH SCIENCE ABORT ABORT FUCK” TO MUCH

highkey-pansexual: shit like this makes no fucking sense like amiyah is one of the prettiest models ive ever seen but yall are so hung up on the fact that shes trans that yall bitter asses are gonna stay making fun of her like shes out there

yonce-is-love-yonce-is-life: shit like this makes no fucking sense like amiyah is one of the prettiest models ive ever seen but yall are so hung up on the fact that shes trans that yall bitter asses are gonna stay making fun of her like shes

umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like if I wanna read then I’ll read and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna

changkuyns: me: ok i hate season 9 wheres the mini challenges, wtf is going on with the lipsyncs and this 5 sec runaway, fuck rupaul i hate this show im not gonna watch this shit anymore also me when the new episode’s released:

umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like if I wanna read then I’ll read and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna

dustybins:fuckyahumor:u got me im not gonna take this shit from a fucking landlord

bongbong:likeadragonishin:THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THE TF2 SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL RING TO ANNOUNCE THE QUEEN DIED IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF IT HASNT EVEN BEEN AN HOUR SINCE SHE DIEDI was there

normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:MAN FUCK THIS “QUESTION ASKED THRICE MUST BE ANSWERED TRUTHFULLY” SHIT IM GONNA SET THESE FARIES ON FIRE I AM NOW BANNED FROM TALKING TO THE WINTER COURT

bogleech: beetledrink: beetledrink: beetledrink: my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna

you2018:mawhrin-skel:niedopalek:(does some fucked up shit) well if my life was a movie or tv show fans would still love me and draw artwork of me regardless. so im not gonna worry about it[ID: tag reading, “this is how youtubers live I think” /end

afrogrrrlxvx: brony-friendzoney-420: its-thelimit: wallyedge: endlessyuji: Most Brutal Metal Scream 2012 i’ve watched this about 10 times already and im gonna shit on myself Mother of Fuck. Jesus Christ I forgot mudvayne was a thing god fucking

e11a-rose: h0llo: rodneykong: holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn They are gonna grow up together being best friends and playing together and have a special bond I can’t decide which is cuter, the baby

pyomorphic: bullypunchvevo: pyomorphic: person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them* Im gonna invent powdered toes honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

lindsayolohan: h0llo: rodneykong: holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn They are gonna grow up together being best friends and playing together and have a special bond this is so cute aw

h0llo: rodneykong: holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn They are gonna grow up together being best friends and playing together and have a special bond

umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like if I wanna read then I’ll read and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna

umhi-im-alexis: “Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like if I wanna read then I’ll read and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna

orange-whip: h8crime: im probably gonna get hate for this bc you guys hate me or some shit but yeah i’ll probably regret this… fuck it heres my booty its not big or anything No it’s like perf ok

h0llo: rodneykong: holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn They are gonna grow up together being best friends and playing together and have a special bond

lindsayolohan: h0llo: rodneykong: holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn They are gonna grow up together being best friends and playing together and have a special bond this is so cute aw

Im not even gonna lie the whole fandom lost their shit all at the same time right now and it was both horrifying and cute as fuck

my gemsona is CRYSTAL METH

mudflaparts: catgirl sapph ok

If I nearly passed out from that little segment of Ruby and Sapphire talking through Garnet I have no fucking clue how I’m going to survive actually seeing them again

heliotelios: darkseid: undertale-shitposts: look at these fucking turbo nerds. a vote for undertale is a vote to shove them in a locker I didn’t care about undertale before but I’m literally gonna play it just bc I’m so sick of this shit and

l-sula-l: I wanted to draw a little something for @jen-iii as a thank you for making not one, but two incredible paintings for Faeverse, so here is her Gem, Hauyne! Tbh I was gonna draw her anyway cause I am literally so weak for monk themed characters

i have to get a filling today and i swear to god if the dentist starts pedalling her shit from last time im gonna lose my fucking mind

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