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theperksofbeingjohnwatson: nahshaw: maybe he won’t die in the movie i love how we all know exactly what this post is about
rachelreine: i won’t let this meme die
foreverinliebe: theperksofbeingjohnwatson: nahshaw: maybe he won’t die in the movie i love how we all know exactly what this post is about the Son of God
xxcactusdudexx: you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
bootyscientist: illumahottie: illumahottie: I have tears in my eyes. Like I don’t even think you guys understand the magnitude of this tweet. The sheer humanity of this, they are dying over there. No they are being SLAUGHTERED but they have the
vondell-swain: i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder
lickgold: I was born an artist, I will live as a creation and I will die as a fucking masterpiece (My thoughts at 2:02 AM)
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
there are worse things than dying
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
unflirty: bondoge: unflirty: when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant what the fuck (it’s red lobster)
rrowdybeast: prguitarman: JAPAN ARE YOU SERIOUS?? That dude is like “I need to get the fuck out of this country” Still, I died
soloontherocks: chowchowmotherfucker: every medicine on the market is like pros: you’ll stop coughing cons: you might die my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants pros: you won’t want to kill yourself cons: you might want to kill
shingeki-no-gayojin: meowfuckingcat: shingeki-no-gayojin: meowfuckingcat: shingeki-no-gayojin: Holy fuck why did you tag my url as this I’m dying inside . Because you said you were going to cosplay Levi~ I don’t levi has a butt like nicki minaj
mistiqarts: charmaise: Every Villain Is Levi I died
jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh: Abandoned Tumblr I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR IN PLACE OF BROKEN LINK.
gaaraofsburbia: applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they
artificialimperialism: myuncertainlife: fandom-fox: spoopyphilia: did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died This post fucked me up. It’s actually because you’re
youths-haven: incognito-author: vacidicar: spadenightmaren: what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life Why is this not getting around faster DUDE Noooo
narcissistic-introvert: danieljlayton: chomokh: still the best thing to come out of Australia The last two are so beautiful I could just about cry. If i don’t reblog this assume i have died.
iwishihadafather: BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN
jediteaparty: arauj0: aangnog: i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever” and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush” also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
kagehama: if i die play the tokyo ghoul op at my funeral
homme-brella: I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
small-person-racist: earldacharmanda: awesomephilia: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the
peniscruncher: dusknoirs: who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
Every day i die in your arms
obito: distorment: 90% of naruto wouldn’t happen if rin didn’t die True
that-dang-hippie: Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
ospreying: You know I think one of the things that makes Attack on Titan such a heart wrenchingly painful anime is the realism to the situation the characters are thrown into. It’s not like most anime where every major character that dies gets an epic
homestucks-and-shit: swagscats: bagmilk: ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels
ejaculot: when ur fav character in a show unexpectedly dies
When I die, will you sext me through a Ouija board?
queeniman: thotsiya: live fast die yung bad girls do it well i will reblog this forever
loser-fish: Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
xxladybugdisney: thatmonkeyfag: professionalcinnabon: DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that
nasturbate: prosetitute: I’M DYING STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body
pakeeztani: dustpanfairytale: redvsgreen: I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are. These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died
y-a-n-d-e-r-e: homosexual-titan: ackerman-relatable: thaTS NOT FIREWORKS OUTSIDE THAT’S THE SIGNAL FLARES OF THE SURVEY CORPS TITANS HAVE BREACHES WALL ROSE WE ALL GONNA DIE pls kill tumblr
What angels are apparently supposed to look like. They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die. The bible
grypwolf: theonetruenators: atotorakku: lolsofunny: if you’re about to die, might as well try. YO oh shit he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels
grayxvx: You’re putting way too much faith on me. If you slip we’re both screwed and that’s not how I wanna die.
bombing: doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha doctor: nice me: nice doctor: you’re going to die me: nice
supgina: the-werefox: mattressblowoutsale: o my fucking lord “Speak” *DEATH METAL SCREAM* WE’RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE
sixpenceee: Barbara Sue Manire had a great sense of humor and always used to say that when she died she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired.” So her nephew got her one. She said that her grave is right by the road so everyone
these-goldenyears: effervescentvibes: patagonia: “good thing these people believe in reincarnation, because the amount of times we’ve almost died I’ll be seeing my next life real soon” Annapurna Region, Nepal 2014 Submitted by Gabriella
spongebobscunt: the real mvp died
marauders4evr: lilyatethepizza: thenotoriousscuttlecliff: bubble-squash: thatonenerdwhofangirls: mr-egbutt: wrestlingcrocs: melancholy-d-r-e-a-m: wrestlingcrocs: ledzipline: we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies justin bieber robin
raeenroes:destinyhadachild: Who is this person, I swear I need to befriend excellence like this. omg i died. i am dead. this is heaven
hazelandglasz: ohaidivz: maskedlink: HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO i die a little each time this is way too cute ok if i don’t reblog that gif consider that i’m in danger
I died after this!!! And I regret nothing!!!
lucidnee:aahhmahziin:butifloveisagame:workoutalltheunknowns:I THOUGHT HE HAD KILLED IT AND WAS JUST BRINGING IT TO METHIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEENOh snap I would have died on sightNooo
wvrthy:in-vagina-we-thrust: wvrthy:lol She looks like a grown up version of that animated character Rihanna is voicing Thank you, best compliment EVER I’m dying to see that movie ❤️
tanaebriana: tinysudha: buttcheekpalmkang: think-thank-thunk: fuks:The lifestyle choice regrets of a three-year-old. This child is so full of regret Again. That means they did it before. Omg lololllllllll I’m dying at them naming all the food
zayaisdope: weloveshortvideos: When your health low on GTA you die over anything This is beautiful
