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Im a career builder Im a career starter I’m the guy that will help you start, maintain, and make money for your brand No i don’t pay you up front for shoots. Im not going to help you make money for life and pay u up front. THAT IS STUPID
life-is-a-motherfucking-carnival: indiraor: bac-t3rium: pieesnegro0s: im-my-own-judge: la-vagina: Todos los días . TENGO QUE. Debo adelgazar.. mi propósito de cada día, pero fallo.. siempre fallo. Yo no, la comida esta muy rica. La comida
kinomatika: paychiri: kinomatika: i literally have no idea what im doin w/my life anymore did you get my good side mon amie IM SCREAMING THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE
im-a-rnouse-duh: “Léa is a part of me. I know her like I know no one else, and she knows me like no one else knows me. She’s not a daily life friend, we’re not confidantes. But if I close my eyes, I can picture her naked, I fully know her, her
hate: im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
feetwoodmac: Its kinda like im dave abbruzzese and life is eddie vedder
slayboybunny: everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
cursedkennedy: Im not even that big of a lady gaga fan but if her performance at the 2009 VMAs did not change your life I don’t want to know you
smashnpumpkns: do-what-thou-wilt-to-me-drpage: Old Man Jimmy: Daily Life Starter Pack IM CRYING
spenceromg: I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
im-a-rnouse-duh:“Léa is a part of me. I know her like I know no one else, and she knows me like no one else knows me. She’s not a daily life friend, we’re not confidantes. But if I close my eyes, I can picture her naked, I fully know her, her weaknesses,
thespacegoat: bryceckrispies: thespacegoat: what is snoop dogg even doing with his life uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
fakings: who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
kabobulance: DO YALL THINK ITS FUCKING OKAY TO JUST CASUALLY PUT OUT A NEW TRAILER WITH NO FUCKING WARNING DO U KNOW WHAT U HAVE DONE I AM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND I CANNOT GET UP SOMEBODY BETTER CALL LIFE ALERT RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE I CANNOT
yonce-is-love-yonce-is-life: shit like this makes no fucking sense like amiyah is one of the prettiest models ive ever seen but yall are so hung up on the fact that shes trans that yall bitter asses are gonna stay making fun of her like shes
jockbf: indecipherableobscenities: Real life Quick Time Event snoop dogg is probably the fastest man alive but no cause has ever demanded the use of his full power
adifferentmog: angelsmodel4lyf: forza-tricolor: gazikodzo: Which ones a white girl and which one is a dirty mop? I bet you can’t tell the difference! IM SCREAMINGGGGGGGG. I have no life left 😂😂😂😩😩 I M DEAD
gomu-gomu-no-life: dggeoff: ibeggedformercytwice: ibeggedformercytwice: My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him. Oh bother. im deleting this fucking website It took me a minute
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
sheepymareep: life-is-a-punishment: im bed No, your Victor.
keepcalmandcarriefischer:gomu-gomu-no-life: dggeoff: ibeggedformercytwice: ibeggedformercytwice: My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him. Oh bother. im deleting this fucking website It took me a
dragonbronze: gomu-gomu-no-life: dggeoff: ibeggedformercytwice: ibeggedformercytwice: My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him. Oh bother. im deleting this fucking website It took me a minute
I find it hilarious that i have no ambition. im so tired of everybody telling me what i have to do and what i have to know to get through life. But im not trying to get through it, im just biding my time until something better comes along.
unatortuga-sensual: teffydb: im-really-exhausted: thehassasin: ¡No me digas lo que tengo que hacer! SKLJDSÑLKF{SDFS FUCK THE POLICE ASJDSKFJDL BOSS Uuuuuy que malote e.e
sonriele-a-la-vidaaa: sorry—im—-not—sorry: drug—s0ul: highbass: sumisa-por-decision: deliapoughkeepsie: me desarma de tu mirada y de mi no queda nada me derrito como un hielo al sooooooooooool cuando vamos a algún lado nunca elijo yoo
foreverfreelikebirds: hello-bitch-im-fabulous: smoke-for-relax: written—on—these—walls: i-am-a-wolf-coldplayer: De los peces chilenos XDDD ujaujaujaujaujaujaujauauja REBLOG no solo por la imagen sino por el comentario también xD Comentario
callate-y-amame: flying–dreams: im-here-to–wipe-your-eyes: suicidal-depressive-and-more: suicidal-depressive-and-more: fuuuckkbichi: noquieroirdondetodosvan: chile tiene todo comprado, mejor dicho. jajajajajajaj A Chile no le alcanza ni para
reynaaamariaaa: “Tú puedes hacerme reír, gemir, sudar, mientras no me hagas dudar.” — (via iguess-im-different)
lyndsay321: frozun: whynotstudyme: im-cera: aominecchisdick: larrybraverywontstop: time-is-of-the-cas: discoserpent: indecentinkling2: cotille: SPACE FUCKS ME UP Yeah theres no life out there at all An existential crisis is a good way to
im-all-pain-and-no-gain: What am I doing with my life
I lied in the last frame. Sorry
im-all-pain-and-no-gain: im-all-pain-and-no-gain: Later faggots what am i doing with my life hahahahahah
rising-superstar replied to your post: my fursona is actually nepeta leijon, … oh no what a shocker no one expected this it is quite a heel-turn someone call up m night shyamalan im laughing dsghafs come make a movie out of my life, my life
im literally sweating and shaking right now like a lot, that was the most insulting piece of ask i’ve ever gotten like ever don’t anyone ever dare to make assumptions about me or my life, no one has seen it or lived through it not even my
I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.
Cigarettes after sex? no thanks, im a virgin.
fortunatemind: If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
lydiduh: when people from real life stumble upon your tumblr and you’re just
dumbdaisies: i always thought the friends theme song was melodramatic until i moved out, now im legitimately starving and have like no money to buy food, my phone is broken, and im like bitch……. so no one told me life was gonna be this way….
all-shits-no-giggles-deactivate:A reminder Your body is a non negotiable part of you It’s is not a temporary state It is not something to detach from because you long to change it Your body will ebb and flow through your life, creating new shapes, holding
[ ‘NNNG-! U-Uh..Hey, name’s R-Ruby, how ‘bout you?’‘It’s you..This doesn’t make sense, this was the least probable outcome-’‘Uhh..Is that some weird way to say ‘thanks for saving my life’ orr..?‘A-ah no, Thank you..my name is
IM FUCKING HEAVING SOBBING RIGJT NO W FUCK MY LIFE
artemispanthar: According to the SU Mad Libs (which is totally not canon, but whatever) Garnet loves to surf. So there’s no reason why she wouldn’t love to skateboard too
Shows up hours late to Overwatch with tears from finding dory: Haha, I have no control over my life
I’M SORRY, BUT I COULDN’T NOT. IT WAS TOO PEFFECT.i find it very amusing that suddenly im sent a lot of screenshots of the black and white monochrome cats from this game<3
AADFSJDFS AYRRA OH NO I FEEL BAD LMAOOI WOULD GIVE U THE SWORD IF I COULDDDDDD
random-psych-girl93: i-was-half-a-virgin-when-i: deerl0rd: ksteeno: she chose the thug life no no, dear friend. the thug life chose her Done. IM DYING NOW!
im-simply-me: lowandsweetlowpea: I’ve spoiled too many unworthy people with my time and attention and made them priorities in my life when they barely deserved it. I no longer cross oceans for people who wouldn’t even jump over a puddle for
