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A little surprise animation. Im not really happy with it but couldn’t be bothered to shit around with it anymore. Gif Webm Gfycat

biggtoppdadd: daddysboiwhore: “im gonna blow, little boi” “dont pull out” “huh?” “dont pull out” “r u sure, kid? u dont even know me” “ya just blow” “ok boi. im gonna blow” “daddy” “oh shit did u just call me

elisaur: i fucking hate people who are impatient and honk at you when you’re crossing the street its like um excuse me you little fucking shit pedestrians first next time someone does that im gonna fall on the floor and scream bloody murder

flowury:kids are fun bc they dont give a shit and have no inclination of social norms. Im standing in the self checkout rn and this little girl has not broken eye contact for atleast 50 seconds

mistr3ss-l: What? Are you trying to say your arms hurt? I didn’t gag you so you can whine you piece of shit, one more peep out of you and im getting my horse cock dildo, would you rather i fuck you with that mhmm? If youre gonna whine like a little

hey fuck it im about to go put some of those little dish washer packet things in a bowl of oatmeal because fuck it im a dumb cocksucker who doesnt know shit about shit and should be euthanized so that guys just trying to internet dont have to puzzle over

@gunblades oh you got time to blog shit on tumblr but not be in the group chat you little rodent? im gonna stick your face in a rattrap.

sociohazard: [kaneda voice] yama u fucking asshole i cant believe u. this is ur worst fuck up yet. im out five bucks to that little shit sitting right over there, because u couldnt do a fucking swerve on mario cart. i cant believe u. this friendship

Oh andall my problems lately have been crashing down on me and I guess I should get this shit in writing so I can feel a little better about myself.Plz dont judge me if you read this:I’m completely unsuccessful with dudes and Im incredibly lonely. I

everything-is-stickers: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO OOOH NO Ooooooooo HELLLLLLLL NOOOOOOO IM SLEEPING

that-is-illogical: twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis: georginoschkavincen: chaniatreides: forevercryingbecausemerlin: you adorable little shit im so sorry but the way the gif loops it just looks like there’s an infinite number of chekovs oh my god

twerkingobserver: subject13fringe: Somedays I really hate using the tumblr app and being in the Fringe fandom because shit like this is on my dash but all I can imagine is im going to cry what the fuck I love you Fringe fandom never change

phoenixwrong: fuckyeahragetoons: im just gonna go, o wait i almost forgot cats are such little shits

averypottermormon: happymahiru: happymahiru: there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE

douchetier: since the whole daddyofive thing came to light can we actually just? stop youtube “prank” culture in general. and im not talking about harmless little shit. i’m talking about actively fucking with kids, making them cry, and also messing

averypottermormon: happymahiru: happymahiru: there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE

that-is-illogical: twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis: georginoschkavincen: chaniatreides: forevercryingbecausemerlin: you adorable little shit im so sorry but the way the gif loops it just looks like there’s an infinite number of chekovs oh my god

hyphenating: Want

ayocdeezy: alohajayce: dopetasticson: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *dies. Cutest little shit ever! its so fluffy im gonnah die! omg, I WANNA JUST STEAL IT<3333333333 SHOOOOO FLUUUUUUUFFAY ! goshh i wish i still had my doggie!!

goathornsandblackwool: lohver: it sucks being a suuuUuUUuper observant person bc i notice every little thing in every action & i literally get sad over the smallest things You’re not observant, you’re negative. Like if you were so observant you’d

immaterial-girl: my mom was like “hey im gonna watch frozen did you like it” and i just said “oh yeah. Hans was my favorite character youll love him” and she literally just burst into my room, flipped on the lights and said “YOU LITTLE SHIT”

cats-dont-draw: IM NOT SORRY I HAD TO DRAW HIM WITH HIS NEW PILLOW HE LOOKS SO PROUD THE LITTLE SHIT

eyessetforward: field-of-consciousness: “Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.” shit i just died a little inside. that quote.. that quote just

deviant69me: secretcrush94: naughtyfuckdolls2-0: My room door is unlocked- let yourselves in. First one to fuck me wins. You’re in trouble now bitch 😈😈 *lubes strapon* Shit i guess im a little late…..

how-do-i-spell-your-url: death-by-lulz: cumbereds: GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE duuuuuuuuuude

that-is-illogical: twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis: georginoschkavincen: chaniatreides: forevercryingbecausemerlin: you adorable little shit im so sorry but the way the gif loops it just looks like there’s an infinite number of chekovs oh my

killtonyabbott: kamenridermiracle: MY DAD FELL ASLEEP HUGGING MY DAKIMAKURA IM LOSIN IT HOLY SHIT how little shame do you have showing off this shit to your parents

theworsethingsgettheharderifight: chilewithcarnage:c-upid:i love when u bitches rb my posts it’s like ur milking me . im like a little post cow i AM

cloudninebrat: little baby mouse (❁´◡`❁) btw my daddy and i are planning on getting married in the future i am so excited and definitely gonna post that shit here also im drunk so sorry if this shit sounds fuckad , i am just so fucking excited

averypottermormon: happymahiru: happymahiru: there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE

the-absolute-funniest-posts: cumbereds: GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE

crushify: unordunary: satohai: livin-la-vida-loki-d: FUCKING FUCK I LOVE LIGHTNING Im not overly fond of what follows it until you get struck then you wont be saying shit :/ Pretty fucking cool

mmmmmmmmmdamn: bodilyorgasm: p1geons: lilbasedbook: OBAMA BASEDGOD HOLY SHIT IM DONE LOOOL Our all father Lil B🙏🙏🙏

sloppy: oakbaby: im getting extremely emotional about this this just warmed the shit out of my heart

joaquinhighroller: trapways: Livin the high life. im drinkin the exact same shit right now, cheers bruh

old-school-shit: graff-angeles: madvillainy-lex: the-soul-provider: adidasclique: blooming-white-tea: pussyharvest: whiteboywaves: pussymitosis: hiphopfightsback: Black Star wait. correct me if im wrong. but isnt Black Star Mos Def and Talib

old-school-shit: HAHAHAHAHAHA IM DYING

breadmaakesyoufat: 815-oceanic: do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “im looking at my eyes with my eyes” I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.

ridge: phloeticexpressions: euqinomdrawoh: hoelita: IM MOVING TO ATLANTA AGAIN! This man is running a spin class, not on the bike, and STILL getting his workout on, like… I’m moving to Atlanta too, shit. This is the kind of activities that make

idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

ky-tha-kyd:alongcameabutterfly:bishopmyles:bobmarleynephew:organically-indigo:venus-in-virgo:artistickacchi:elionking: prettyboyshyflizzy: damare-shizukani: prettyboyshyflizzy: Watch this! OMGGG I AM COMPLETELY DEAD LMAO FUNNIEST SHIT EVERRR im

old-school-shit: adslibitum: MusiXploitation by Ads Libitum : shop / facebook / tumblr / portfolio im phuckin loving these

averypottermormon: happymahiru: happymahiru: there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE

justbeencumberbatched: lesbian-songbirds: If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit im not sure if that last line

jackstroubleinatanktop: piercingtonyperrysveil: im sCREAMING The stuff you little shits make

forever & always literally doing everything for everyone but im havin’ issues and it’s always “aw :(” like do you think im not aware of how little my shit matters to youuuu???¿ ima start hacking people out of my life again like lmfao people

averypottermormon: happymahiru: happymahiru: there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE

stardomslut-moved:i want someone to get so fed up with me that they snap and fuck me into the mattress. im just being such a teasing little shit and they cant help but put me in my fucking place, teach me a lesson

Can I help you?

a-ravvy: hanasaku-shijin: snow-white-and-little-red: CRIES PROFOUNDLY OVER CUTE FRIENDS GOD DAMMIT I CALLED THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW ABOUT IT YOURSELVES IM IM LIKE THE PROUD MOM I AM THE UNINTENTIONAL MATCHMAKER AUNT HANA Calling them The Bara

askthefamilyoflove: Ruby: Beach City Funland is our go-to place when we go on our little outings!Sapphire: Garnet just loves going there, she’s quite good at the side attraction games.Ruby: She’s gonna clean out that place one of these days, I can’t

If I nearly passed out from that little segment of Ruby and Sapphire talking through Garnet I have no fucking clue how I’m going to survive actually seeing them again

l-sula-l: I wanted to draw a little something for @jen-iii as a thank you for making not one, but two incredible paintings for Faeverse, so here is her Gem, Hauyne! Tbh I was gonna draw her anyway cause I am literally so weak for monk themed characters

i wanna work on shit but im far to excited for the steven special but like, its still a little ways away but if I start on something, I may get too engrossed and forget the time and ill be laTE AND THAT CANT HAPPENso im just here basically willing to

averypottermormon: happymahiru: happymahiru: there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE

and once again ruby doesnt let me down with those sarcastic weiss jokes in V3, god bless

boredandmoist: sugaredvenom: sugoi-rudeboi: vastderp: i hope this shit takes off. it’s like the perfect response to bronies. Oh my god Little girls taking shit from bronies, so beautiful. im mad shes tipping that thing like “m’lady” lolz

:im so hornyyyyy just want a daddy to force me into little space and then use the shit out of me :((((

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