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Dan Rad.If you want to write celeb stories, I definitely recommend you google for photo shoots of the celeb you want to write for, this usually leads to finding some very nicely directed photos that scream stories.
canicuputitinurass: sluty-anal-wife: This is how I like to have sex. All day long. You can even bring a friend if you like ;) If ur butthole can take dick like that, i’m never leaving the house…
unpard-pervert-idos: If you keep moaning like that your parents are going to hear. I don’t care if they see how much of a slut you are…but you might!
If you keep pouting like that, I’ll give you something to pout about princess.
If you want it, your going to have to work for it. Come on Princess, show Daddy just how much you want his cock in your ass.
If you want that cock…your going to have to learn to beg.
I’ll make you a deal, Hollywood: If you’re going to keep making Terminator sequels, you have to hire Kelly Madison as the killer robot.
zhe-lonely-medic: slimy-yet-satisfying: Perfect for stew. “Only if you vant hare in your stew.” ‘Look, Raist! Bunnies!’
Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Con-artist-turned-security-consultant Frank Abagnale, Jr. made a cameo in the biographical film about his life and crimes, Catch Me If You Can. He played a cop arresting… well, himself. He’s pictured above with
asklickylick: I’m sick today so I barfed on UG and now Licky’s dragging me away and I’m don’t know where she’s taking me. I don’t you ever do that again..thanks Licky for getting her out of here, now..if you’ll excuse me I need to take
hornythoughts: That one time you ask a girl if you can see her breasts, and then she actually shows you. Mrs: I would do it. Breasts are beautiful and everyone needs as much beauty as possible in their lives!
I don’t know if any of you have ever heard of this “game of thrones” show but you can totally download the first 4 episodes if you’re like me and downloaded them like twelve hours ago cuz you hate waiting for awesome shit to happen
leto-gkika: shitposts-n-shenanigans: This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :(((( Non-Americans:
Anon answers under the cut! If you’ve asked an anonymous question in the last few days and are looking for the answer, you’ve come to the right post!Sick burn, anon! I’m sure if Opal were here, she’d destroy you for that one.That happened, sort
Heya everyone. Some of you might’ve noticed that in the top of the blog there’s a new link (that is, if you checked out the blog in the last 45 seconds)! I’ve had a few of you asking me to open up a Patreon- but I felt that wouldn’t be fair since
If you think your screen name is witty or unique, send me an ask and I’ll tell you what I think of it.
natsubutart: IMPORTANT:If you are underage you can’t commission us NSFW things. You know why? It’s ILLEGAL and since we are adult we really risk a lot if they discover we sell ‘porn’ to underage people.Please don’t make things difficult for
hoodoonsfw: If you want one just contact me and we can totes talk about it~~ c: If you want just a sketch or just line art, contact notsafe or myself directly~ Sup everyone, we’re doing some collab commissions. If you would like one be sure to
isolateddeerbra: Gift for Happyds! I love their OC’s so much omfg! I’d like to know if it’s okay to draw fan-fusions cause I’m so down. Though idk if Pearl can fuse, her gem is cracked…. “Come on Pearl! You can do it! Just ask ReRe if you
Full offense but if you still submit to thepureskin after all the shit that’s come out and been proven by dozens of girls then I’m unfollowing you no matter how much I like your blog.
Hey if you sent me an ask for the OC meme it will def be answered :D If I have the time/energy/aren’t feeling too perfectionistic, I’ll write a ficlet, but it may take a couple days. It’s cuz I care about my OCs a lot and I am slow :)
Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore
cub2: im not sure if you guys have seen this yet, but carla wood alcorn (leelas “mother”) was interviewed. she continues to misgender and disrespect her daughter, saying that no service will be held in fear of protests. i dont know the words to describe
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
asthetiques: IF YOU WANT WEALTH, PRAY FOR WISDOM.
animaliism-archive-deactivated2: I want h o n e s t opinions about how I portray my character. If there’s a constructive criticism, I’d like to read it. If you’re too shy to say it, you can tell it with the anon on.
hvit-ravn: ‘kili? what the- what are you doing in my bed?!’ ‘nothing..’ ‘it’s because you had a nightmares again?’ ‘n-no!’ ‘it’s okay now. if you-‘ ‘i said-‘ ‘i know what you said. but i want to tell you that you can sleep
What I’m getting at is if you want to interact with me at all, please don’t misgender me. If I look like I’m on the verge of a panic attack, please get me somewhere safe. If I am putting up distressed text posts, please make sure
iambickilometer replied to your post: whispers to self “My job doubling my h… yes. yes you do You might be getting a business proposal sometime soon, if you have a slot open.
tobecomeaprince: look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything
If you see me at a con:
If you ever want to ask questions about any of my characters or stories i’m planning please feel free!
popchartlab: Believe it or not, it’s official “Drink Beer Day,” if you needed the excuse.
tarunadragon: This was taken early Friday morning, less than 36 hours after “Beach Party” aired. If you love Steven Universe, please buy an episode or a few on iTunes (or Amazon, or if it’s on Xbox/PS3). I wouldn’t take it for granted. It might
ai-wa: Please, if you don’t like a pairing, character, interpretation… don’t declare so in the tags when you are rebloging fanart. Because the author can see it, and you know, it’s very rude and it will change nothing. The only thing you will
bipolarstarscream: letting y’all know because i know some people get a lot of anxiety over this, if i ever message you using the new IM feature i do not expect an immediate response, even if you are online. i often IM people because it’s convenient
forgehting: polosfordayss: faded-and-dreaming: My inbox is always open always always always always Please. If you need me I’m here.
c1u: reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries
harukami: nohomoujaku: i just wanted this forever archived in my blog, carry on if you ever want to understand why I am so taken with dramatical murder the protagonist is like this basically all the time ok
Attention all niggas: IF YOU HAVE TO ASK HER IF SHE CAME, THERE IS A 100.2% CHANCE SHE DID NOT CUM. That's is all. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
If You're Reading This It's Too Late by Drake
At my heart i am a stubborn, pain in the ass survivalist. We all are. Adrenaline is a hell of a thing xD I’ll die when I’m dead and fuck you if you try to kill me before that.
crabs-and-baramundis:Protip: If you ever find seven TONS of lost gold, you keep your damned mouth SHUT!
if you think the friendzone is real unfollow me right now
unf-kellin-quinn:“If you can’t hang, then there’s the door, baby” If You Can’t Hang - Sleeping With Sirens Felt inspired to make a quick edit because I’m done chasing people ;*
beardedchrisevans: savewithstories: “If You Give A Dog A Donut” - read by #ChrisEvans“If You Give A Dog A Donut” by Laura Numeroff, illustrated by Felicia Bond (published by @harperkids) - read by #ChrisEvansTHIRTY MILLION CHILDREN rely on school
sex0cist: if you think i’m pretty, love me down
I love very much that tumblr wont allow me to link to mfc profile on here, but its BunnyBrooke on myfreecams if you are looking :))
if you love birthday parties
if you have muscles and tattoos we’re automatically married sorry i don’t make the rules
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
If you can save me now, let's go some place safe and sound. ♡
sushinfood: roses-fountain: I found this on YouTube and it’s so amazing! You guys should check out! THIS IS BRILLIANT!! No, really, this is phenomenal. I cried. This is—just—if you’re caught up on Steven Universe, watch this.
Ms. Ziegler, if you're nasty
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If you're a Trump supporter unfollow me now
Yooooooo if you’re a girl who supports @thepureskin and believes (one man) over the (countless women) who have came out about him, unfollow me right the fuck now. I have no desire to interact with women who don’t support other women/believe
don’t bring your child if you are buying drugs. I don’t give a shit if it’s “just marijuana” - if you are illegally purchasing drugs don’t involve your child in ANY WAY
