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“Is this a ‘yes’, little brother? Don’t get my hopes up, now. I’ve been fantasizing about it all day, so I’m kinda ready to go. So if you’re not sure, I would leave now if I were you.”
Morgan is so sensual and alluring in her wet whit one piece swimsuit on the 28th! She wants you to go swimming with her in her pool. I’d hurry up to www.swimsuit-heaven.net if I were you!
How could you not fall for Morgan? She is sexy, sensual and fun and she will be waiting for you on the 17th I would get to www.swimsuit-heaven.net today if I were you
This is an idea I’ve had in the back of my head for an eternity. Finally got around to drawing it after so many years! If any of you watched Kim Possible, then chances are you saw the episode “Ron the Man,” where a mechanical ring device
Job Choices: Secretary or Waitress at a strip club? Hmm. I’d ask if I could be a stripper if I were you. Then you can get some nice bouncy implants!
d-o-m-m-e: You know what i want. and if you want to cum this month, id swallow if i were you.
Would you lick me from head to toe? I know if I were you I would lick me from head to toe hahaha
hottotrottots: Would you lick me from head to toe? I know if I were you I would lick me from head to toe hahaha
mysterywriteher: If i were you, I’d start thinking of a good excuse to tell the proctologist when you stumble into his office tomorrow barely able to walk. Not that it matters. He’ll take one look at you and know you’re a fucking ass whore who
Has anyone ever listened to a song as if they were talking to you?
cockygomez: “You got a fetish for my love I push you out and you come right back. Don’t see a point in blaming you. If I were you, I’d do me too.”
Also if any of you were not able to see your mother today here is a photo you can send her that is sure to make her smile! - Love goes out to all the Moms of us Assholes
Anon answers under the cut! If you’ve asked an anonymous question in the last few days and are looking for the answer, you’ve come to the right post!Sick burn, anon! I’m sure if Opal were here, she’d destroy you for that one.That happened, sort
spookwraith replied to your post “Last Saturday was fun, so why not an encore? Send me kinks and I will…” I know you are asking everyone but what would you like to see if it were you being asked? �� I am actually surprised no one
derekhaleoween: sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us
What I do not understand is people comin to me with fuckin shit constantly on my day off as if I were here with my nametag, walkie, and business casual. Bitch no. You can treat me like the MOD when I am the MOD. Customers I expect to know better and still
afablesotrue: wolf2009: Not sure if i should ink it or just do darker pencil? Hmmmmmmmmm I’d leave it at pencil if I were you.
kimslutstuff7: Oh yeah I don’t know how many times I have said this to a guy at the bar, its a great ice breaker. repost if you would take me up on my offer if it were you I said this to.
bepsiboyarakita: katsupedal pt 2!! again, if any of you were cosplaying yowapeda i’d love to talk again, there were too many of you i spoke with but forgot to take pictures of ahh..
perspicaciousbovril: There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
sugarbooty: sugarbooty: In October I will be running a 5K race for an amazing cause, and I would love it if you could donate a few dollars on my behalf!Homeboy Industries is a non-profit organization that provides support for former gang members and
I follow too many blogs so I decided to trim it down a bit by unfollowing anyone who hasn’t updated in over 2 months. So if I unfollowed you and you’re wondering why…erm, that’s why. Also possible I clicked on the wrong unfollow
recursorsprite: You know… I wonder if time passes by slower in Rose’s room or something. I mean, Steven looked like he was in there for quite a while, but when he flew out the door, it looked like the other Gems had only been outside for a few seconds
matt-delancy: Well, she’s our superior, I just find calling her Mrs. more respectful. I wouldn’t do that if I were you. If a women isn’t married, they don’t like to be called Mrs.
Good luck finding a way home, whore. If I were you, I’d offer your body to anyone who gives you a ride since that’s the only way you can pay.
thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme? reblog this if you want a book description of
onetruepairingideas: “You stole my candy and now you’re taunting me with it in your mouth and I kiss you to steal it. Bet you didn’t expect th- wait why are you kissing me back?!” au
themarginalthinker: morbidlyqueerious: battlships: theweirdwideweb: :-O It’s not actually known if lemons were made by humans or if they were just natural hybrids of citrons and sour oranges. Apparently it’s super common for citrons to fertilize
deezcandiedyamztho: If I were a plastic surgeonMy motto would be: “Just cuz you aint got fat ass in yo genes dont mean you cant have fat ass in yo jeans. Call me for the fat ass of yo dreams.”
enjoymyasianwife:To any submissive sluts who see this: reblog and tell me which hole you’d want my cock in first if this were you.If you like this, check out the rest of my wife’s pics at http://enjoymyasianwife.tumblr.com/tagged/my-wife
enjoymyasianwife: To any submissive sluts who see this: reblog and tell me which hole you’d want my cock in first if this were you.If you like this, check out the rest of my wife’s pics at http://enjoymyasianwife.tumblr.com/tagged/my-wife
maryslavemaster: jaynelovesdick: i want you to look at this pic again what if this were you, and you took it all do you think you could get any guy to do what ever you wanted? do you have goals and dreams? or do you just wish you were happy? I’d
varae-ver-you-are: captain-ameribun: It’s kind of disturbing how many times I hear people say they’ve gone to a therapist and been asked ‘So have you prayed today?’ or asked if they were religious or have they ever considered going to church
flowersandfemme: gamermattjeevas: i cannot beLIEVE i have to make this post but DO NOT ever tell a disabled person “Wow, if I were you, I would just kill myself” IT DOES NOT MATTER if the disability is mental or physical, IT DOES NOT MATTER if the
helplesslyregressed: Is it wet down there, sweetheart? Well, I’d get used to the feeling if I were you. Mommy can’t pull down your tights every time you have a little leak — you simply go potty too often. Don’t worry, though; you can have
disneykin:ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were
thyrell:evilscientist3: thyrell: evilscientist3: sermonlord: eliteknightcats: sermonlord:eliteknightcats: what if we were both bucks and you killed me but you died after because our antlers were locked together in the Missouri woods I think that
hugothemonk:feraligatr:what if there were like 15 second ads in the middle of porn vids like how youtube does itThese comments are KILLING ME
nat-20s:Alright pls reblog this and put in the tags what would be the stupid expensive and utterly self indulgent thing you’d have in your house if your were fuckoff mcmansion rich. Mine be a fully maintained indoor lazy river
“But I suppose that’s how he wants you to feel. Well, if I were You-Know-Who, I’d want you to feel cut off from everyone else. Because if it’s just you alone you’re not as much of a threat.”
“But I suppose that’s how he wants you to feel. Well if I were You-Know-Who, I’d want you to feel cut off from everyone else. Because if it’s just you alone you’re not as much of a threat.”
depraved-and-wanting: I would keep quiet if I were you, if your friend comes looking she will be my next toy.
Perkins; Blake Griffen, D Wade and LeBron have all dunked on you, so if i were you I would either quit or just get out the way the next time someone comes at you lol
bustysister: “Is this a ‘yes’, little brother? Don’t get my hopes up, now. I’ve been fantasizing about it all day, so I’m kinda ready to go. So if you’re not sure, I would leave now if I were you.”
nepurin replied to your post: i’ll work with karkat a bit more some … is it equius if it were equius you’d be the first to know ovo
dominant-dominion:Underrated Dom phrases“Have you eaten yet?”“I’d watch that mouth if I were you”“I’m proud of you”“Good girl/boy”“It’s not too big you’re just ever so little”“You’re going to get a bruised ass if you carry
cyberfck: jointly: If I were you I would have cried for days, but I’m glad you came through and I’m glad you’re back :*
second-salemite: second-salemite: what I fundamentally *do not understand* about Tumblr is when people started treating fictional characters as if they were as morally reprehensible as real people????? Still waiting on a real answer tho
hipstercanada: coolxatu: coolxatu: fuck myer briggs fuck astrology if you ask someone who their top 3 favorite homestuck characters were you literally know everything about them if they dont know what homestuck is then you know theyre a normal
lilxmonsterx:Underrated Dom phrases“Have you eaten yet?”“I’d watch that mouth if I were you”“I’m proud of you” “Good girl/boy”“It’s not too big you’re just ever so little”“You’re going to get a bruised ass if you carry
jihaad: tariqah: Lesbian diagnosis: Did you like Shego from Kim Possible? Was Buttercup your favourite power puff girl? Did you just simply not care for superheroes? alternatively: was the only superhero you cared about raven from teen titans?
gabbigabriella:If I were you I’d put that awaySee, you’re just wastedAnd thinking ‘bout the past againDarling, you’ll be okay🖤❤️🖤Onlyfans/Manyvids❤️
annlander:like or reblog if you would date a girl with a sword
autumnalmutterings: Uh huh. Well, if you keep complaining, I’ll replace that ball with something larger. So I’d stifle it, if I were you… (via TumbleOn)
severeabuser: What’re you looking at? Of course I put plenty of sugar water on your crotch; if I didn’t, how would the ants find your pussy? I’ll be back in a couple of hours to coat your tits. And I wouldn’t complain too much if I were you,
Special 21st B-day bundle saleSooo my 21st is coming up soon and I’m just thinking, if I were to do a bundle sale of photos, say 100 photos not seen before plus all the photos I take on Holiday during my birthday. Would anyone be up for that? If I charged
