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If Craig was honest, this was his favourite daughter. But keeping them in competition made nights like this more frequent.“That was okay, honey,†he said after the best orgasm of his life, “I might even let you do this again next week.â€
If she was my wife, I would be dying to know how many different guys she’s fucked. In particular what their favorite position was.Â
“If he was really that uncomfortable, he wouldn’t have fallen asleep so easily. His Mommy was right. Just crocodile tears.”
If Disneyland was like this when I was a kid I would’ve lost my virginity at 4 instead of 8
If she was in front of me and I was on my knees, id have no choice but to suck her until shes so wet her cum and my spit are just pouring down my body
If this was my Mom I would tear that pussy up every night and day. And your fucking lying if you say you wouldn’t. Like and reblog if you would
If anyone is free tomorrow
If it was dark I’d be do full of cum it’s not funny God I wish it was dark!!
For a brief moment, Hanzo was leading. Unacceptable.
If turkey was a cock, and stuffing was the cum, who is the best character to suck out and eat all that stuffing?
If there was anything Cynder really liked, it was how buff and muscular Spyro looked. He possessed the physique and frame like that of bodybuilders in those magazines, especially when he sported a cute pair of briefs. It was honestly hard not to stare
hnnngggJust thinking out loud and i know like 0.3 people will actually vaguely understand me but i was reading a haruhi suzumiya fanfic that had like 36 chapters (writing was so good btw) and over time everyone in the sos brigade started growing closer
alohomorashlie: you guys have no idea how much that stupid l’oreal no tears shampoo post was fucking annoying me lmao LIKE EVERY TIME I SAW IT I WAS SHOUTING IN MY HEAD ‘YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WRONG’ also i always wanted that in watermelon scent
Weird Camping wetting dream When I went to bed I had a dream that I was camping with one of my friends, we were hiking to a camp site and the few days that passed I didn’t pee.. dream me thought it was too scary to pee in the woods so just refused to
If it was actually cold in FL I’d dress like Alti from Zena. When I was little I thought she was sooooooo cool and I wanted to look like her. I’ve been missing living on the road lately. I miss sleeping in the forest. I miss having sex by
Sometimes I wonder, if my life was a TV show, who people would ship me with Does anybody else do this
batwan: Maybe I’d feel different if I had done something and got caught, but I ain’t do nothing. They was playin’ with me because they knew they could. And look, I’m lucky that I only got two years because… when you in there they can do with
If anyone wants to hypnotize me, now is the timeIt is so boring in this hotelUGH
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die … if they can’t swim and it’s deep…. and the sides are high and sheer…. couple minutes.
was hurtin ‘em in the home of the terrapins, got it dirt cheap for them, plus if they was short with cheers i would work with 'em
if kicking out the window on a squad car was this easy, i wouldn’t have had to have run from as many cops as i did when i was 18.
If I was to ever get a couples tattoo it would be something simple like this 💜 we’ve said that we are getting one if we are together for a few years. Which I know will happen 😘🌈💕❤️💋 #love #kiss #iloveyou #boyfriend #myoneandonly
Was her character a cutter? I know she cut up her face, but I wasn’t sure if she was a consistent self abuser or not. Also, I always imagined her face looking more cut up. Fuck youuuuu movie adaptationsss.
marcheridan: thesquiddleintermission: What if Tumblr was like Deviantart art, and every time you liked or reblogged someone’s post, they sent you an ask that said “Thanks for the like” DON’T LIKE WITHOUT REBLOGGING.
For those wondering: If Wilson is indicted, Wilson will be arrested and officially charged. This whole indictment process is when the Grand Jury decides if there is enough evidence to go on with a trial. It isn’t the final guilty/not guilty decision.
gideongleeful: 2012 tumblr dashboard nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL? “this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog” posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO david karp unironically being called daddy
teeniechoppa: “This CUTIE right HERE, is my CUTE BOYFRIEND.” —————— I was so upset the other day when I found out there was no Akushima route so I went looking to see if there were any fics, and I saw this very short one literally called,
artisjustfrozenmusic: feralblonde: thecorinediaries: prewetts: jordanleeemerson: secretgaygent: rnints: imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber” GO CHOP SOME LUMBER “what
If Zendaya wasn't lightskin would yall always defend her like yall do? If Amandla was darker would yall care so much about what she has to say? If Willow was a little darker would she be called a weirdo instead of "quirky"? If Rihanna was darkskin might
superserum: toodlepipjeeves: kaylapocalypse: ktcorn: courtesycalling: kaylapocalypse: If there was a zombie apocalypse the best place to go would be Target. Lets look at the facts: Targets have at maximum 3 windows. And those windows are also
kingjaffejoffer: hervacationh0me: sobeitjayt: sexwitsockson: thats salary right there Ima blow her Varicose Veins out I’d make grams feel young again Thats not enough moneyLike yeah its a good side hustle if its tax free, but its really not
photosbyphelps: OMG …. up early while it’s raining … If anyone was unaware that’s Khloe Kardashian’s man 😂😂 @laughandcringe
wakanda-4evr: palmsofgranate: nateblackout: dicapito: futureblackwakandan: thahalfrican: queernigga: queernigga: if you not black, keep scrolling & don’t interact with this post. 😭😭😭 Lmfaoooooo I need to get on Twitter 😂😂😂
larbestaaargh: but WHO WAS PHONE??
fakemikey:phoenixings:what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your bodythink of all the superwholock fans waking up to “welcome to my twisted mind” on their bodies
jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from
witch-bolt: witch-bolt: listen even if I was stupid bonkers rich I think giving someone you’re good pals with chopsticks from the edo era you had engraved with their name on them is A Little Much
Me, if I was on "Numbers"
zombres: #Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever
if-i-was-yr-girlfriend: if-i-was-yr-girlfriend: You can see how soft I can be in this video. I was asked to do something like this, and well, here it is… VIDEO!
This was the welcome note in my church’s booklet for today’s service. I just thought some of you would like to know that the true message of Christianity is one of love and acceptance.
The Devil Was Probably White
reblog if school has actually made you cry
edwoodthegrey: Summer Ball 2K13 because I’m not gay, but if I was gay. This guy. I’m just saying. He’s looks like me, but super pretty and not at all surly. I’m frequently told that when I’m not smiling, I look bitter and
If I was a simple manAnd I could make you understandThere’d be no reason to think twiceYou’d be my sun; you’d be my lightIf I was a simple man…If I was a simple man…
If i was Nathan right now, i would go to the bathroom window, say that i was in the shower and if she would like to join me. And then throw a bucket of water out the window at her.
If I was Nathan and their was a fan outside my house, I'd go to the window, grab my cat, throw it at her head and then proceed as if nothing has happened.
I’m pretty sure if I was the devil I would look as cute as possible and make people fall in love with me
if-i-was-yours:What would you do with me…if I was yours?
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
rwbyjesus: “I will not let you use me without a question. Even if it was clever.”
milkcollege: milkcollege: Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon
if I was that easy to get over, maybe it really was better that you found someone that is actually important; if he still makes you smile after all i put you through, then he must be really special. I know all I ever did was hurt you , and from the bottom
they’re on vacation to NY! 8′)((this was originally for the SU booth at NYCC 2018, it’s on a shirt here!)
It would be so cool if there was a SSX 3 type game with the Glee characters. The smack talk would be glorious.
if you noticed in the last doodles i posted that weiss was touching the butt you get 2000 reward points
shoutout to the anon named ‘bees’ who decided to be funny and submitted the entirety of the bee movie script to me as if its still 2013
if-only-anime-were-real: 8ecre8tive: hanjl-zoe: inyuyasha: 8oo: what if connie died and one day sasha turns around to crack a joke but connie wasnt there if sasha was the one who died, i could see connie bringing a portion of his meals to her
