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My big sister and I have been having dance parties when we brush our teeth since we were kids. It’s just harder to concentrate on dancing now when she’s so exposed and so developed… I wonder if I’ll ever get to see more.

turntechtonic: purasvidas: sanchezita: Tiny Cities Made of Ashes ARE YOU KIDDING What the holy, glorified, gob-smacking, festering fuck. This is the most amazing god damn thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Correct me if I’m wrong, but this

notjackwhite: have you ever not beaten a game when you were a kid and like 10 years later it still weighs on your mind like “I wonder if I could beat it now if I still had the game”

d-e-r-r-i-c-k-a: I’m having an Alien baby. That would be my kid, if me and my Fuckslave ever procreated.

wild-in-your-smile: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary Most reasonable post I have ever seen.

pantropia: i-am-b-east: thebestofbothworldz: “Annie can’t be black! She’s supposed to have red hair and freckles!” My God if these aren’t some of the prettiest faces I’ve ever seen. Oh god that last kid is adorbs.

notjackwhite: have you ever not beaten a game when you were a kid and like 10 years later it still weighs on your mind like “I wonder if I could beat it now if I still had the game”

fishpun: have you ever wondered if the reason nothing exciting ever happens to you is because you’re just a background character in someone else’s story? like maybe the kid that lives down the road is practising magic right now, or the stranger you

just-shower-thoughts: If having kids naturally was as hard as adopting, world population would plummet. If adopting was as easy as having kids naturally, the world would run out of orphans. Have this person ever, ya know, had kids naturally? The shit

turntechtonic: purasvidas: sanchezita: Tiny Cities Made of Ashes ARE YOU KIDDING What the holy, glorified, gob-smacking, festering fuck. This is the most amazing god damn thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Correct me if I’m wrong, but this

taki-sensei: letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ children, Seven years ago, my mother said having a gay child would be the worst thing that could ever happen to a parent and if one of her kids were gay, she couldn’t love them anymore. Yesterday,

wild-in-your-smile: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary Most reasonable post I have ever seen.

wild-in-your-smile: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary Most reasonable post I have ever seen.

notjackwhite: have you ever not beaten a game when you were a kid and like 10 years later it still weighs on your mind like “I wonder if I could beat it now if I still had the game”

fuckbitchessgetmoney: 1. i have so much respect for this kid. oh my gosh. 2. how could he even do that in the middle of a store? 3. if i EVER did this at the apple store where i live…they would kick me out in a heartbeat. 4. when the guy dances

thatdisneyworldblog: Have you ever sat and just thought about how lucky we are to have disney? It has created so many dreams for people of all ages. Do you ever sit at the parks and watch the kids as they meet there favorite princess, or even if they

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: bentimothycarltoncumberbatch: if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today

tacoabel: honestly, if I ever become famous and want to announce something (like getting married, having a kid, idk) I’m just going to keep it hidden and then make everyone go crazy about it when it comes to light months later

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

stonedpervert: xdingus666: My name is Connor. I’m 17 years old and i’m homeless. I’m a kid who has parents that really shouldn’t have ever had kids. I hop from house to house for the past year now or I sleep outside if I cant work something

fishpun: have you ever wondered if the reason nothing exciting ever happens to you is because you’re just a background character in someone else’s story? like maybe the kid that lives down the road is practising magic right now, or the stranger you

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

wild-in-your-smile: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary Most reasonable post I have ever seen.

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

connected-to-harley: Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like i don’t like to be handed things

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

oxblood74: like…we have fucking trans sex workers who get murdered and trans kids who commit suicide because no one has ever been compassionate and accepting of them and i can guarantee you that none of these people were worried about if their right

distinctmemory: My kid if I were to ever have one. <3

fishpun: have you ever wondered if the reason nothing exciting ever happens to you is because you’re just a background character in someone else’s story? like maybe the kid that lives down the road is practising magic right now, or the stranger you

wild-in-your-smile: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary Most reasonable post I have ever seen.

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

dunkirkstyles: If you, as a parent, have ever told your kids that they’re stupid, that they’re fat, that they need to lose weight, that they look pregnant in a certain outfit, that their make up looks horrible, that their haircut is crappy, that

littlemisslex: janjann: faerie-floss: reblog if you have respect. These kids are the sweetest people you will ever meet. <33 let me love you. omfg.

whaaat those people are bonkers but if you DID have kids you’d be the milfest milf ever

towritelesbiansonherarms: seanmonaghan: omg best scene in any movie ever Sure one of my followers said they were one of the kids in that scene i could have dreamt that if course but epic scene

sam-winchester-ships-destiel: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: i would have no use for this there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product but i want it I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THIS IS MEANT FOR LITTLE KIDS I WANT THIS LIKE

midlifesparks: Man. This was one of the hottest movie scenes I had ever seen as a kid. If we had animated gifs back then I NEVER would have left my bedroom….

drencrome: oxblood74: like…we have fucking trans sex workers who get murdered and trans kids who commit suicide because no one has ever been compassionate and accepting of them and i can guarantee you that none of these people were worried about if

atticusthegreat: nappypharaoh: theaddictsapartment: I don’t know why I came so hard to this One more reblog for the culture My g if I’m ever blessed with a woman trying to ride my shit like that I’m Finna have a Navy of kids I’m Finna

istillhearthebells: this is the most amazing thing ever when if i get married and have kids i’m gonna get my husband to do this

wild-in-your-smile: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary Most reasonable post I have ever seen.

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

notjackwhite: have you ever not beaten a game when you were a kid and like 10 years later it still weighs on your mind like “I wonder if I could beat it now if I still had the game”

turntechtonic: purasvidas: sanchezita: Tiny Cities Made of Ashes ARE YOU KIDDING What the holy, glorified, gob-smacking, festering fuck. This is the most amazing god damn thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Correct me if I’m wrong, but this

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

delvg: my OC, Monarch, and @jen-iii ‘s OC, Flare!we were talking about our fire kids and this is basically and cannon interaction Flare and Monarch would ever have if they were from the same timeline.smol and no chill vs. tol and all the chill

sometimes I get asked if I have ever drawn rule63 kids, so I tried 8’)

dimpsalmighty: If you, as a parent, have ever told your kids that they’re stupid, that they’re fat, that they need to lose weight, that they look pregnant in a certain outfit, that their make up looks horrible, that their haircut is crappy, that

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